Rakugo in Another World

Office of the Cytopia Royal Palace.There, the secretary of the minister was reporting to the minister on the latest developments in Cytopia.

"The leaders of each of the allied forces of Elves and Dwarves have been chosen.As a general, as the minister also said, I intend to appoint a deputy general of the Sitopia army. "

"Oh, I see.But I didn't expect this to happen in such a short period of time.Of course, it's a good thing. "

The secretary nodded mysteriously and raised his face.

"I think the tension between the elves and the dwarves may have eased the border a little."

"That's right.What the hell happened between those tribes.... "

The poor relationship between elves and dwarves is famous.Not to mention humans and demons, but "Kenken (a dog in different worlds) and Uckhanti (a monkey in different worlds)".

"Rumor has it we had a discussion at the tavern."

"I don't think so. So you're willing to do it?Have a drink with me?

"Yes"

The minister was obviously hard to believe, but since things were progressing in reality, he did not pursue anything further.

"But there's still a problem with this alliance.It can't be a complete rock.Though a big fight could be avoided, I hear that a small competition between Elves and Dwarves is still happening.... well, I'll think about this later.Let's hear it next. "

"Yes, your Majesty ordered us to organize a magical force."

Ah, shall I leave this matter to the High Priest?The High Priest is the best magician.Pettan Mochiri is a mochi shop.I need you to stay with me.That's what I'm talking about.The High Priest will do whatever he wants. "

"Yes"

Afterwards, in order to go to the castle of the demon tribe, while holding their heads on how to cross the canal, chronic water shortage, and how to overcome food difficulties, they assigned the project to other departments and decided on a general countermeasure policy.

Now, next time.

"Ha. This is information we just entered, but the other day, the brave Racca-Sinsa dropped another Demon Fort."

The minister makes his face shine in the words.

"Oh, yeah!How many are there now?

Yes, this is the 16th one.

"Sixteen! That's amazing.Stream stones are men who want the name of the brave. "

Absolute Brave Racca-Sinsa.A young man twenty years old, but no one knows his name in cytopia.A hero recognized by the Prophet and brought up as brave as possible.

"No, he finally got the sense of a brave man.Our hard work is finally going to pay off. "

Lucca, who had been worried since she was a child, is finally about to stand alone as a brave man.The minister felt his eyes burning naturally.

"So, where's Lucca now?If you're coming to the castle, sometimes you should show your face to the royal palace..... "

"No, Luca-Sinsa is not currently under the castle.They're heading for the Holy Devil's Cave. "

"Holy demon cave!

Holy Devil's Cave. The minister reacted even more sensitively to the word.

"The Holy Devil's Cave is a legendary sword.Yeah, well, if it's his latest leap, it's time to challenge the Holy Sword.Yeah, yeah. "

Yeah, nod.

"Oh, but I think you know, there are two holy and magic swords.Tell him not to pick the Magic Sword. "

"Yes"

The minister leans his head a little.A glimpse of doubt in joy.

"But what kind of wipe is that?That's how the Grumpy works. He was asleep until the Demons invaded the kingdom two years ago, during the Demon invasion.At that time, Shenda, the general of the Demon Army, appeared, attracting his interest, so I'm glad...That's exactly what the enemy will do to save you. "

The spectacular death battle between Racca and Shenda is still being told in cytopia.

"You're telling me something as interesting as Scender appeared in front of him..."

"Excuse me."

When the minister fell into his thoughts, the door of the office was opened and the assistant officer came in.

"What's wrong? What the hell is going on?

"I will report to the Minister.Damaya-sama is at the castle gate now, and she wants to see it..... "

The moment I heard the name Damaya, the minister's face was bitterly distorted.

"Drive him away! I don't want to see his face!

"No, but the Saviors are deeply involved in everything this time around the fort...."

"Shut up! Don't take his word for it!He's not the messiah or anything!You're just an entertainer!!

"But why did Damaya-sama come here..."

"Yeah, shut up! I won't see you if I tell you not to!

On the minister's unusual sword screen, the aide saw his colleague's secretary asking for help.But the secretary and I had nothing to do but shake our heads small.

"Besides, you don't have to talk about him like Damaya.Don't put on "Dear" or anything like that!Tell me Damaya's coming next!I forgive you!

"Ha, ha."

Damaya has been asking the minister for a look every day for the past week or so, but every time the minister gets angry like this, so from the secretary's point of view, the work is stuck, the minister's mental health is not good, and it is easy to get rid of it.

"In the first place.What is the youngest viewer (watcher) in history?Unmatched concentration!?He didn't work. He just wanted to watch TV every day!Isn't he just a bad guy?I envy you!!

The minister throws up like that.The secretary gauged the timing and finally clasped his mouth.

"Minister, it's time to go to the next case...."

"Oh? Oh, I see.No, I don't. I don't have time for that.So, what were you talking about? "

That said, the minister restored some calm and encouraged the secretary.

"Yes, as the minister said earlier, not all the skirmishes between Elves and Dwarves are gone.Although it has been easier than before, when it comes to coalition forces, we need to work more closely together. "

The minister laid his hand on the secretary and opened his mouth, saying no more.

"Someone has to stand between them!A broker? There's no one here!Admired by both Elves and Dwarves, the more friendly they are, the more valiant they are!

"We will find the right person in the royal palace and under the castle as soon as possible."

"I'll take care of it!

At that time, the minister saw the aide still standing behind the secretary diagonally.

"Why, Lord, do you still have something?

"Ha! I have a message from Luca-Sinsa."

"Whoa, what is it?Call it quick. Absolutely.It wasn't just Damaya, it was good. "

The minister broke his face and urged the aide.However, when I heard a message from the brave man, I obviously rounded my eyes.

"'I didn't fool around with one of the 16 fortifications I dropped.'"

"... what is that?I don't know what that means.Is that all? "

"Yes"

The minister leans his head.The secretary nods with his face knowing why.

"Oh, that must be the rumored lacgo in the alley."

"Lacgo? Hmm, I've never heard of it.Is such a thing popular under the castle?Hmm. "

Not paying particular attention, the minister nodded to the aide.

"Well, that's fine.Do you have any other messages? "

Yes, sir.

"Oh, what is it?"

"'Minister, listen to me.I've been a site peer for many years, and for the sake of my country, it's been a painful task.... '"

"That's... Damaya's message!!Idiot!!

The screams echoed in the office.