Rakugo in Another World

Hobbit Ibuko had a smile on his face as he rolled his hips in his palm.It is the money that sold the sword taken from the warrior.

... I didn't think this would work.

Referring to "Kome", I praised the warrior's sword and took it and sold it away.

... I see, lackeys are also quite useful.I think I'll turn this into a boar for a while.

Ihebuko looks for his next prey as soon as he decides.So you see young people who don't seem so resilient and motivated as warriors.

Ihebko was drawn to the great sword on the man's back.

--What a black-black...That must be a famous sword.Sell high.

"Hey, husband! That warrior's husband!

Ihebko waved gladly to the front of the young man and stopped.

"Ahhh? What the fuck? What the fuck?Let's do it, Cora. "

The young man was not suited to the appearance of coolness and had a bad mouth.

However, there is no shortage for the opponent, and Ihebuko will do the same to the young people as he did well earlier.

"Milord, your skin is... white."

Yes, the man in front of me was white.Exactly like an honorable man.

"Oh, call me Whitening Prince!

The young man seems happy for some reason.The dryness of the skin worked.

"Husband, you look young. How old are you?

"Oh, me?I'm 23 years old. "

"Hey, that looks young.I'm 20 years old anyway. "

"Oh, they often say that.Thank you. "

…………

What is this man? Light.It's different than before.Ihebuko found it a little difficult to do, but no, it doesn't matter here, he gets back to talking about it now.

"Husband, your armor.It's quite a substitute. "

"Oh, really?You know what I mean?

As with the warrior earlier, the expression of the young man becomes brighter.

--Heh, I knew this guy was the same as the warrior.I'd be glad if anyone complimented me on my equipment.

Riding tightly, Ihebuko continued.

"Oh, I know. I know.That armor saved your life over and over again.Especially that shoulder pad. Oh, it's really round.It's such a round shoulder pad, that's right... "

But Ihebko realized it was there, and he lost his word.

The young man's armor had no shoulder pads.

Ifubeko overheard it.

"Husband, shoulder rest?

"Ah? Shoulder pads? It's all right."

"Hello!!??Why? "

"I'm in the way when I scratch my back."

"Hah!!??

I'm in the way of scratching your back, so you got a shoulder pad?I don't know what you're talking about.The shoulder pads are also part of a fine armor.Do you say you prefer itching on your back to life?

"What do you say? Isn't that awesome?

I don't understand the meaning at all.

"Besides, that's how I don't strike.I mean, even if I hit it, I'm fine with it. "

"... is that so?"

"I sent it back to Shipospok's bald bastard and got my shoulder lunch back!

That's what I said and I smiled.

……

--Well, the young man in good spirits is trying to create his own boom, and he's doing something different.It's eccentric.

Ihebko was disgusted because this was the one who wanted to stand out.

But I still want that sword.Ihebuko continued without glare.

Focusing on the young man's forehead, he opened his mouth when he checked the object of interest.

"Husband, there's a letter" J "on your forehead."

"Oh, is this it?

The young man points to his forehead.Ihebko nods happily.

"Yes, I know."Justice." "J" of justice, right?

"No. That's not true."

"Hey, the 'J' of justice suits my husband well. No, justice suits my husband well.You should enter the contest in front of the castle gate next time.You're gonna make it to the Best J Nist Awards!... huh?

What did the man in front of you say?

"What did you just say?

"No, it's not. I said it wasn't" J. "

"Isn't it" J "...?No, because there it is. "

Ihebko pointed to his forehead and the young man smiled.

"Take a closer look, here."

As the young man told him, Ihebko looks closer to his face and looks at the letters on his forehead.

"............ ah"

It certainly wasn't a "J".It was the other way around.

"'Shi'?

The word "Shi" was engraved on it.

"Don't laugh. The initials of the Sinsa clan.I mean, why is it a Hiragana?Don't you think I'm kidding?Then you can only get the Best Nist Award!

Young man laughing angrily.

"Someone is looking for it.I mistook it for "J".So that's the "J" boom, right?I hate celebrities.So, if I put poop on my head, will everyone be able to ride poop from that day on?

Ihebko doesn't know what the young man is talking about.The Cynthians? You're not saying you're the absolute cytopia hero, Luca-Cynthia?

Ihebko could only laugh bitterly at the high level of self-consciousness of young people these days.

--When this happens, let's finish it quickly and steal the sword.

Ihabuko, who didn't want to get involved with the young man, decided to get the job done quickly.

He pointed at the big sword on his back and said.

"Husband, that sword.No, it's a famous sword, isn't it?

"Oh, you know what?I don't know if it's a dirty, stinky little hobbit like you, or a little bit of a rotten seaf. "

I hate to say this, but Ihebuko keeps going without worrying.

"Oh no, it's like a big black crystal sword.As you can see, it's a famous sword, but what's its name?

"Oh, yeah.Are you worried about your name?Hey, Okra. Introduce yourself. "

As soon as the young man spoke to his back, a low voice came back.

"Oh, me?Surprised to hear my name, no, it's not enough to hear it.Take a good look at your balls, sniff them under your nose, and praise them with your mouth.City boy born in the demonic world and raised in the cave of the Holy Demon."Magic Sword Oklahoma Stampede" means me.Feel free to call me "Peep."Greetings, Hobbit boy. "

"Hey, what's good about that sword is that you don't talk like an oila... nothing happens.Did you just say that sword?

Ihebuko asks with an expression like being stuck by a fox.

Ah, I talked.Because you're gonna ask me my name.I will answer because I was asked my name.Is that common sense?I mean, what's your name?In general, before asking the names of the other swords (humans), I actually named myself. "

"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.I'm sorry. "

It's crazy! Thank you, Brother.I'll call you Buko.Feel free to call me "Speed."

It was an incredibly chatty magic sword.

Looking closely at the black swordsmanship, there were two glittering eyeballs in the middle.There was also a big mouth with teeth beneath it, closing and opening, and uttering words in the rap.

Hey, I'm happy to have two brothers a day.Hey, it's Luca. "

Brother, who are you talking about?

Of course, it's about you and this Hobbit Buko.I mean, I told you to call me "Speed," but this kid... "

"Swords like yours are enough for Okra.Hehe "

Seriously, I'll curse you to death!

"Try it, Okra-chan."

Two people (one and one sword) start a quarrel on their backs.

Obviously, I feel like I'm not the only one.

It seems that the Magic Sword called the young man "Racca"....

It might be a wise choice to throw everything away and run away.No, Ibuko's intracerebral sensors said it was definitely better.Hundreds of times more lethal trap chests were in front of me, and I felt a terrible atmosphere.

But Ihebko hasn't given up yet.How much would a talking magic sword cost if you took it to a weapon dealer?It's not the Buster Sword.You must get a lot of hips.I may be able to play and live my whole life.

Ihebko shrugged up his courage and asked, "This is the crossroads of life."

"So, husband. Let me ask you something I don't know.Master Oklahoma Tampeed, how much power do you have?

"Because, Okra. Attack?

"4444444444444444444444444."

"Oh, that looks less.4444444444444444544 "

Ibuko said with 100 more power than the actual attack.In contrast, young people sharpen their lips.

"It's just like that.My plus alpha is about 100?Tell me at least about 5555555555555555555. "

"Wait, Luca. My attack power is four, so it's ominous and the best. Not five.You don't understand. "

"It's not just better than 7.Or did you like seven?See, you?It's called the Sword of Happiness.

Uhhhh, I don't like that!It's too embarrassing for me to be a sword of happiness filled with evil in this demonic world.I'm embarrassed and my sword turns bright red!Then we'd better still be in line 5!

"Of course.Hehe "

And two people (one and one sword) are still alive.

Nevertheless, I've never heard of such extraordinary attack power.It certainly doesn't seem to be just a person, but it's probably a big account.If the owner blows, so does the sword.

Ihebuko hides the upset and proceeds to the next step.

"Milord, I'm just asking you for a quick favor, can I have you pretend here?No, I really wanted to see you waving that sword. "

"Oh, good.Hoi. "

The young man gently pulled out the magic sword with one hand from his back and wiped and pretended backwards from bottom to top.

At that moment... Ihebko heard a rattling sound near his ear.

Soon my vision changed.

... what is this?

Ibuko fell to the ground.Crawling sideways on the ground.

And even if you try to move your body, you can't move a single one.I can't change the orientation of my face.

The vision shows someone standing on the road.

I don't know who it is.

Somehow, it was because the person had no neck.

Only the body with no neck stood still.

And on his torso, Ihabuko knew him.

--That back length and clothes....Oh, that's... that's... that's Oira.

Oila's neck flew.

And the next moment, Ihebko stood on the ground.Like nothing happened.Put your feet firmly on the ground.

"Ahh! Damn, fired...!

I rushed to my neck.

"... yes... yes.... Oila's neck... "

Unexpectedly enter the ground or sigh of relief.

When I noticed it, my whole body was drenched with sweat.

"Oh, how was it, Ihabuko?I tried to pretend lightly. "

"Oh, my God, did you use hallucinations?What? Ah, you know, I think I just got my neck chopped off... "

I try to explain the situation to young people, but I am too afraid of the previous experience to speak well.My throat is also dry.

"No, I didn't mean to cut your neck off.Well, you've shown me your vision of taking lives...This is the traditional sword technique "Dead or Alive" passed down to the terminal... "

Only the dialogue was with the warrior who first took the sword.

"Ehehe, this is the decisive dialogue that is now popular among warriors.Don't you know? The cytopian backstage hero "The Obscene Warrior Hamidin".I'm a fan. Do you use it occasionally?I can't tell you about other people.It's Meehar. Ahahah. "

That's what I'm saying and laughing at.

"Oh, and Ihebuko.It's dangerous to be there.Stand back a little. "

"... eh?

Just back off.

"Ha... yes"

Without knowing what it meant, Ihebko managed to take a few steps back while keeping his knees on the ground.

"Because my neck is falling."

Ihabuko inadvertently conceals his neck from the words.

"What are you talking about?I won't let you drop her neck anymore. "

"Oh, no, no.Because it's really the neck I cut off. "

……

I don't understand the meaning at all.What are you talking about?

The next moment, a giant object fell in front of Ihebko.

Daw!!!!!!!!!!!!

The smoke rises, depriving you of all sight.Ihebko was all he could do to meditate on his eyes and hide his face.

And the smoke came out, and it appeared in front of me.The identity of the fallen object is known.

It was the neck of a dragon.A giant dragon over 10 people in size, just for the neck.

"I was just flying over the sky, so I pretended, and it was too late when I thought it was bad.Because you're gonna pretend to be me.Well, but the neighbors will be here any minute, and they'll take care of it.Fangs are swords, beards are whips, and scallops are amulets and hidden flavors.Did you know that? There's nothing wasteful about dragons. "

"Hawawa, hawawa...."

My hips fell out and I couldn't stand up.This man...

"Oh, by the way, I didn't realize my torso was slashed, and I'm still flying."

I wish it had just fallen by the sea.

"Ah, ah... ahhhhhh"

- Oh, it's real.

Ibuko was convinced.This man is the "Racca-Sinsa the Brave".

The Magic Sword is also authentic. I don't know if it's swordstyle or magic, but it's impossible without a different dimensional attack, such as slashing a dragon's neck with just a gesture.

How dare you speak to him?Ibuko resented his bad luck.

Oh, my God. What do we do?Running away?

However, the value of the Magic Sword is mythical, proven by his bravery and the neck of the dragon lying in front of him.

... if you can really get that sword.Ihebuko can play and live forever.

- Damn it, let's do it!It's the spirit of reopening when you get here.The parting road of life. I hear the angel of happiness has no collar.Whatever it takes - I'll get it.

Smack your face with bread and refresh your mood.

It doesn't work for this opponent.Please be straightforward.

"Husband, show me that sword!

"Yes, sir."

The magic sword was thrown and Ihebuko caught it with both hands.

Answer me now! With patience, Ihebko ran aggressively.

Run... Run.- Run!!

Run!!! Run!!!!Run anyway!!!!!

Running into a zigzag in the alley and gazing behind.

There is no sign of the brave coming after us.

- We did it!

Ibuko was convinced of the victory.

"I did it! You did it!I did it!!!Oira won the bet!

It will sell at a slightly higher price.This will allow you to play and live your whole life.

As he danced and ran with excitement, the sword he had talked to him.

"Hey, Buko.What are you gonna do with me?

Huh?

I forgot. Yes, this sword could speak.

"I don't know what you're going to do... I'm sure you know what you're going to do.Sell it.

Ah, I see.Wow, that's expensive, please. 4444444444444444 Hips.But are you okay, Buko?Can you go to the weapon store alone?

Ihebko didn't know what Oklahomastanpid was talking about.I just went to the weapon store by myself earlier.I wonder if you're making a fool of me.

"What are you talking about? I don't know if I can go..."

Ihebko tried to say it back - that moment.

Suddenly, the area turned dark.

"... eh?

I can't see anything.

Stop running and stand up without knowing why.But even if I look around, it's the same, I can't see anything.

"... what happened?Did it get dark?

I had no idea what had happened to Ihebko.Only a great sense of anxiety and anxiety is recruited in one part.

I can only hear a rattling sound and someone laughing.Who? It's settled.

... Magic Sword Oklahoma Stampede.

"Buko... how much did you have about me?

"Eh...."

The voice sounds pleasant to me.

"Nh, what are you..."

About a minute, right?Oh, good. After all, that's what a normal guy would do.I was worried that the cave had been sealed for so long that my powers would be weakened.I mean... that guy, Lucca, is just a supercrossbowman.Oh, good, good. "

"No, um, what are you saying...?

I feel anxious to see nothing, and it becomes a respectful word.

"Oh, Buko. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Surprised, huh?I'll tell you what. You know, I'm a magic sword.I'm sure there's a proper curse on the day you touch it or equip it. "

"My curse, my curse!

Ihebko shouted his sorrow at the words that were released lightly.In other words, a curse that makes you blind.

It's not just blindness.

Oklahoma Tampeed explains how to get ahead of Ihebko's mind.

I'm also known as the Magic Sword "Friendly Eater."

"And friends?

Oh, yeah.You're going to eat it, Buko.Brother...Hey, Brother Bucco?

The friendly word sounded like a devil's whisper in Ihebko's ear."Friends eat"...

I eat the guy who owns me.I just ate your vision. "

"I... ate my vision..."

To combine the best fears, start with the five senses.Starting with vision, hearing, smell, taste, tactile.Memory, knowledge, happiness, infidelity, love, hatred, greed, etocetra, etocetra... and finally... life. "

There was demonization.Right in front of me... was the Magic Sword itself, as its name suggests.

... but why is Luca so special?Lucca didn't seem to have anything to do with holding or shaking the magic sword...

"No, I'm doing it under the same rules as him."

Again, Oklahoma Tampeed is ahead of the mind.

But he's so different from ordinary people, from his vitality to everything.It's a bug. I honestly thought there was someone in this world who could fight me flat, but somewhere.Ultimately, if you eat his life, I won't have to eat anything for another 1,000 years. "

Geraguera laughs when she meets a good guy.

Well, that makes me a little hungry, too.And before I do that, I thought I'd take a little bite to eat.... "

"Is that it?? I can't hear anything.I can't see or hear anything!!Yeah!? Somebody!Help me!! I don't want to!

Oh, did you already hear me?Aren't you coming?

No, I wonder if this is the level of the general public, and I smiled and nodded at the Oklahoma Tampeed.Bloody eyes, invisible to Ihebuko, were precisely those of the predator.

"Okra, give him that."

Slowly walking from behind, Lucca takes Oklahoma Tampeed from Ihebko's hand with a smile.When I slapped my knife head, Oklahoma Tampei threw up a white lump, which naturally entered Ihebuko's eyes and ears.

Ihebuko returns to sight and hearing.

"... wow, I can see it!I can hear you! Good, good. "

Hobbit bursts into the ground weeping.

"Absolutely... It's a fearless hobbit."

Lucca crouched down and looked at it, laughing funny.

--It's not easy for a fool to trick a warrior into taking a sword...But I can't believe I thought of doing that... he's such an idiot.

"You, just a little bit, just a little bit, but I like it."

And Ihebko was taken to the Tavern of Extreme Ease, where he would meet Ichifukuda.