Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

After the Eastern Empire and the Demon Kingdom Hekatia Tempest signed a contract, many matters have come to an end. After the envoys returned to the country, it was rare for Crowenpis and Limuru to have a "long talk".

Although Klauenpis initially held back some curiosity, and seemed to be serious and actually gossip about state affairs, but in the end, he still couldn't hold back and brought the topic to Limuru's marriage.

Since she gave Rimuru a way of giving birth that resembles human reproduction, it is only natural to want to witness it in person.

Facing the resisting Limuru, she simply got under the desk and attacked Limuru from a tricky angle.

She said: "It's obvious that you already have 'that', and your mental age is close to the age of human beings. If you don't think about it, I can only suspect that there is something wrong with your orientation. You wake up to the feeling of looking at the contents of the 'study materials' folder stored on your computer when you were alive-"

Limlu raised her foot and slammed her forward to drive Klauenpiss out of the table. Crownpiss felt that she could add more fire, and pressed her mouth forward with a reluctant expression.

"You, you, you... this crazy!" At the end, Limuru actually stammered out a foul language.

There are probably not many who dare to say that in front of Klauenpis now.

Limuru simply didn't do it again and again, put his legs away and aimed at Klauenpis's face with a slap in the face. Crownpiss was startled, thinking that the joke was too big, and hurriedly panned back a foot Overturned desk as a shield.

As a result, the desk was instantly shattered in two and flew to the walls on both sides and smashed further. The storm swept through the room instantly and blew some furnishings into chaos.

"I'm going... What about you? It's none of my business." Klauenpis looked back at the messy room, muttered, and teleported away.

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At night, the private hot spring bath in the backyard of Limuru Mansion——

"When you're in a bad mood, you still have to take a bath." Limuru was lying on the edge of the natural bath and sighed.

"Yeah, as soon as you know you can take a bath, you will want to sit in the bathtub... Maybe, no matter what your body becomes, bathing is a deeply rooted habit for Neon people. Thank you. Invitation." Ainz said, who was also immersed in the water to the limit.

Rimuru invited Ainz to take a bath together. In addition to soothing the grievances accumulated during the day from Kroenpis, he also wanted to have some life talks.

Although Klauen Pissi is acting like a nonsense, marriage really needs to be considered carefully. Shi Yuan obviously has this kind of meaning, and he has the experience of wearing a wedding dress with a face full of desire to pester him, and he himself I like her very much, but I always feel that there is an unspeakable hurdle in my heart.

It's not that Shion cuisine looks too scary and acts too recklessly.

If you have to say it, maybe it's a question of whether your physiology can accept it? The main problem lies in the gap between past and present physiology and human inertial psychology?

Only Ainz who has experience in this kind of thing can be a person to negotiate with.

It's just that he didn't know how to speak for a while, so he invited him to take a hot spring bath.

"This bath product is also very useful. The softness that wraps around the bones makes it feel very clean." Ainz picked up a soap with the shape and texture of Rimuru from the water, and said as he wiped his body.

"Oh, as long as you like it." Rimuru is still brewing.

Although it is considered against the rules to put such things in hot springs, this is a special product made by Rimuru, which has no effect on the water and can neutralize stains, so it is very popular. It's just because the crafting skills are used, it can't be used outside the Magic City Barrier or far away from Rimuru.

After a while, the door to the locker room in the backyard was pushed open from the inside again, which startled Rimuru a little.

Because Mesette, who appeared from it, only wore a bath towel that was so short that it didn't even cover her legs.

Messet came with a smile, holding a pot of cleaning utensils that Rimuru looked at, and said, "Ainz, it's okay to be here like before, okay?"

"Ah, please." Ainz straightened up, letting the rows of ribs that had been soaked in the water come out of the water, and picked up a piece of Rimuru-shaped soap. You can try it later."

"Hey, but Ainz's bones won't break such... how soft and elastic?! Maybe! This way, there is no need to prepare soap lather and wash it inside and out."

"Excuse me, are you sure you didn't get the wrong suit? These aren't for the kitchen and bathroom?" Rimuru couldn't help but ask.

"Ah, this. After all, Ainz has such a body." Messet took out a piece of steel wool from the washbasin and squeezed it, explaining, "Anything like a towel will only be protruded by the hard bones. Scratched, considering that Ainz’s bones are much harder than steel, you really have to use this to wash off the stains, right?”

"There are some hard-to-reach places on the inside of the ribs, so I have to use this." She took out a large long-handled brush and said.

"This is needed on the inside of the skull, and it's better than a toothbrush for oral cleaning." She took out a pair of long and thin bottle-washing brushes and said.

There are also various brushes corresponding to different parts.

Messet came to sit behind Ainz, knelt down, and rubbed the Rimuru-shaped soap in one hand on Ainz's bones~www.readwn.com~ and began to brush it carefully.

Rimuru looked at the scene where it seemed like a lot of trouble to take a shower inside and out, and sighed and said, "Is it difficult to take a shower before?"

As for the kitchen supplies, there are other things that Limlupu originally intended to use to clean the toilet and the inside of the water pipe. Anyway, there are many types of brushes that have been used by the buyer for him.

"No, it's not too much trouble. It's really hard to wash this body, but if you only clean your body, you can do a good job of cleaning it by jumping into the water and rolling around, and it's very easy with the help of life magic. It's just—" An I said, but it was a sell off.

"Isn't this the principle of a washing machine? It shouldn't feel like taking a bath at all, right?" Limuru said.

"Hehe, during the single days I used this method to clean, I complained about myself so much. If I try to brush myself, I always feel that some places are not brushed, and it is still very troublesome. I gave up after trying twice. " Ainz smiled wryly.

Although it is also an idea to hire someone to help him wash, but if it is found that it does not match the Bone Ancient Clan setting he had set for himself, it will be a bit troublesome. And although he employs a lot of servants, it is not psychologically acceptable for his subordinates who are merely employees to bathe him, and even the inside of the skeleton.

As for summoning death knights and the like to help—those summoned units simply won’t do this delicate work.

(to be continued)

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