Real World Simulator

December 11, today is a rare weekend.

Chen Xiao, who worked an extra day yesterday, can only have a short vacation today.

The alarm clock rings at 9 o'clock.

Even on weekends, he always wakes up at 9 o'clock.

After all, time on weekends is precious. Although it is easy to sleep in, there is only so little time. If you sleep more, you will have less time to play.

However, because he worked overtime yesterday and worked late, even though the alarm clock rang this morning, he still didn't get up, but set another alarm clock for 10 o'clock.

One more hour of sleep, I'll be up at 10 o'clock!

After setting the alarm clock, he was about to fall asleep beautifully, when suddenly there was a knock on the door outside.

"Knock-knock...knock-knock..."

Chen Xiao frowned.

His room was the closest to the door, so every time there was a knock on the door, he was most affected in the room.

However, after all, they are all out to work, and these roommates usually do not interfere with each other and live in harmony, so he just ignores it as someone who ordered takeaway, and wants to wait for the roommate to open the door by himself.

Unexpectedly, the wait lasted for a minute, and no one opened the door, and people outside kept knocking.

Chen Xiao lifted the quilt angrily, opened the door angrily with eyes closed.

But just after he opened the door, instinctively, the anger on his face was suppressed. Even if he was angry again, his usual kind expression had returned to his face, and he was still screaming.

"Wait, here it comes..."

All his negative emotions can only be kept in his room, and he will close the door to digest after he returns.

This is the "skill" that an ordinary country boy has acquired after coming to S City for five or six years.

Although it would be a lot of pressure, and he would lose control of his emotions many times, at least now he can get a five-figure salary and occasionally enjoy the life of petty bourgeoisie, which makes him content.

There is a price behind everything, and he is very clear about this.

The only sad thing is that he hasn't found a partner yet.

However, this is not because he has no suitors, or no one he likes.

It's just that he knows that his emotions are not stable, like a bomb, there will be an occasional explosion, and this kind of situation, few girls can bear it, not to mention that he doesn't want the person he loves to be hurt by him, so he just This has been dragging on, both longing and rejecting.

"I'm coming"

Chen Xiao yelled, put on his slippers, and went to open the door.

When I opened the door, I saw a young man wearing a uniform similar to that of a cleaning company, a mask, a black garbage bag in his hand, and a pair of long-handled pliers and a small hammer on his waist.

"Who are you…?"

Seeing the system on the young man's body, he saw the mark on the chest of the system at first glance.

【SH Guwei】

It looks like an employee of some company.

When the professionally dressed staff in front of them saw him, they lowered their heads and coughed once or twice, and then they spoke in a muffled voice.

"Hi, I'm the rodent exterminator of SH Gewei Biological Company. I was hired by Mr. Fang, the resident above you, to go here to exterminate rats. But for some reasons, some rats escaped to your room. You See if you want me to protect my side too?"

Rat control?

Chen Xiao was taken aback.

It's really strange, can you start a company for rodent control? Won't go out of business?

And the mouse escaped, is this really professional?

Chen Xiao really wanted to say no, and then close the door, but he also heard what the rodent exterminator said just now. It was because the people upstairs didn’t do a good job in exterminating the rodents, so they ran to them. When he heard a mouse came into the room, he felt a little do not adapt.

Chen Xiao hesitated for a moment before asking.

"Is there a fee for that?"

"No, sir, it's mainly due to our work mistakes, so there is no need to charge"

After hearing this, Chen Xiao thought for a while, and finally shook his head and said.

"Well, forget it, we are all tenants here, it is not convenient for me to let you in, have you communicated with the property management? You should communicate with them first, thank you"

Saying that, Chen Xiao smiled and closed the door.

Fang Yu left a helpless expression at the door.

Sure enough, this kind of plot that can fool people into the house casually can only appear in TV dramas.

However, fortunately, he still has a back move.

Fang Yu took off the mask and took out the cotton pad that had sucked the blood he had coughed up.

The cotton pad is then spread out, exposing the blood to the air.

10...9...8...3...2...1!

The ten-second countdown ended, and immediately after, there was the sound of rats creaking from the door behind them.

Accompanied by the cries of mice, there were the sounds of humans screaming in panic.

Not only that, after a while, there was a cry of pain from inside.

Then, the door was opened again, and the man in pajamas looked at Fang Yu who was standing at the stairs, and shouted hastily.

"That...Master, there are really mice, hurry up...f*ck!"

Chen Xiao wanted Fang Yu to deal with the scary mouse inside. As a result, who would have thought that as soon as the door was opened, the mouse inside would scurry out crazily!

However, as soon as this terrifying big mouse jumped out, it was caught by the rodent exterminator with the long-handled pliers on his waist, which looked like garbage. Then he took out a small hammer with his other hand and squatted down. Just hit the mouse on the head!

The giant rat, which was fifty or sixty centimeters long and whose head was almost as big as his fist, just kicked its legs, twitched its body, and just sent it away.

The whole process reflects two words.

major!

After killing the rat, Fang Yu packed the unusually strong rat corpse in a bag, and then planned to leave, but at this moment...

"Wait! Master!"

Chen Xiao behind him hurriedly called Fang Yu to stop.

"That...Master, why don't you come in and take a look?"

Chen Xiao's face was full of embarrassment.

But he was indeed frightened.

God knows how much psychological shadow this mouse caused him just now!

It's not that he's afraid of mice.

The main reason is that such a big mouse would take a few breaths from anyone.

The tail is as thick as his fingers!

What's more, this mouse is very fierce, and just bit him!

If he hadn't been worried about the rats in the room, he would have planned to sterilize it first, and then go to the clinic to register.

Such a big mouse, who knows if there will be any disease bacteria!

Hearing Chen Xiao's words, Fang Yu showed a smile on his face, and when he turned his head, the mask on his face was already put on.

After coughing twice in a low voice, Fang Yu walked in directly.

In fact, Fang Yu had already used his senses to investigate before knocking on the door.

In this room, apart from 3 people, there is only this mouse.

But since Chen Xiao requested, it happened that the perception had already cooled down, so Fang Yu went in and turned on the perception to scan again.

Standing next to Fang Yu, Chen Xiao felt an evil wind blowing over his body suddenly, and the hairs on his exposed skin stood up instantly!

Fuck, I'm not already infected by something, am I? ! !

Chen Xiao now has only regrets in his heart.

If I had known it earlier, I would have let the master in, but now I was bitten by myself.

"Master, I was bitten by a mouse, is it serious?"

Fang Yu, who was perceiving at the side, heard Chen Xiao's words, his expression froze, and he said to Chen Xiao with a solemn expression.

"You were bitten by the mouse just now?"

Seeing Fang Yu's serious face, Chen Xiao also panicked a little.

"Yes, when it crawled over my feet just now, it bit the back of my instep..."

Chen Xiao hurriedly explained the situation, hoping to get advice from a professional like Fang Yu.

This time I'm in trouble...

It's not that Fang Yu has never used blood to attract mice before.

But it was the first time he encountered this obviously abnormal mouse today. This mouse obviously had some other changes after absorbing the blood meal.

And now, the person in front of him happened to be bitten by this mouse!

You know, even if it is bitten by an ordinary mouse, the bitten person must be given three kinds of vaccines, namely rabies vaccine, tetanus vaccine, and epidemic hemorrhagic fever vaccine.

But now, after being bitten by this abnormal mouse, even Fang Yu didn't know whether the above three vaccines were effective now.

Fang Yu's mood suddenly became heavy.

Because, this is the first case of incidents affected by him.

The mouse mutated by eating his blood meal, and he was bitten by this mouse again. No matter how you say it, he must be responsible as the source...

After the perception was over, Fang Yu confirmed that there was only one mouse in the whole room, so he dragged Chen Xiao to the bathroom without hesitation, let him rinse with clean water for ten minutes, and then accompanied him to the bathroom. Went to the hospital, registered for injections.

Fang Yu even paid for his medical expenses.

Of course, what was said to him was that this was a service of the company, since accidents caused during the eradication of rodents were reimbursed.

Although a little embarrassed, Chen Xiao did not refuse.

After all, these three vaccines will cost thousands of dollars more. If someone pays in advance, he will naturally not refuse.

What's more, vaccination is not the usual kind of injection.

Say rabies vaccine.

The doctor just gave him four injections on the back of his feet!

All four needles were injected directly under the skin, causing the skin to swell, and the pain during the period was naturally beyond words.

Originally, he was quite dissatisfied with this in his heart, but due to this matter, he could only say that he was unlucky, so he had to bear it himself.

Now, hearing that Fang Yu reimbursed the medical expenses, most of the dissatisfaction in my heart subsided.

She has a good impression of Fang Yu even more.

Now he no longer suspects that Fang Yu is a liar. After what happened just now, he has already developed enough trust in Fang Yu.

Therefore, when Fang Yu wanted him to say in the community group that he could do a free mouse exorcism for the community, he readily agreed and spontaneously took a few photos of his injuries in the group, taking himself as an example, Help Fang Yu speak.

After spending the money, everyone really became amicable.

And Fang Yu posted money to himself to reimburse the stranger for medical expenses, Fang Yu's psychology did not fluctuate at all.

First of all, this person was injured, and he was also responsible.

Not to mention that the mouse was mutated by eating blood powder, but the sudden rage of the mouse was obviously related to his use of blood to lure it. If he hadn't used blood to lure it, the mouse would not have escaped and bit Chen Xiao.

Of course, there is another fundamental reason.

Ever since Fang Yu came out of the Phantom Realm, he knew that money in the real world meant nothing to him like paper, but it was almost the same.

Now, when life is not guaranteed, what is money?

How long he can live is still a question mark...

From then on, everything went smoothly.

With Chen Xiao's endorsement, most people in the community approved of this rat repelling operation.

It's free anyway...

Also, has anyone been bitten by a mouse?

It must be driven away!

So, next, Fang Yu's rat repelling work went smoothly.

After entering, go to the kitchen to do a decent inspection for a while. In fact, it is to activate the perception and search for mice.

Who would have thought that the first time the murderer's perception ability was used in Blue Star was to find mice!

For residents without rats, after a few hygiene instructions, they went to the next house.

As for the rooms with mice, Fang Yu's perception can accurately find the location of the mice. Therefore, in the eyes of those residents, Fang Yu is simply an expert in catching mice!

You'll know if you get it~

Clamping with a small pliers, tapping with a small hammer, twitching a small mouse, the big guys have fun~

Then these residents also took a video of Fang Yu catching mice in the residents group for fun.

Then Fang Yu received several orders of private employment.

I want Fang Yu to go to their house to drive away the rats.

However, Fang Yu obviously would not agree.

Not to mention, after cleaning up the rats today, his goal has basically been achieved, and he is not really a rodent exterminator.

It's just that he pretends to be like and professional.

But his identity was fake. It is estimated that after a while, someone will learn from Gewei Company that their company does not have such an employee. After that, Fang Yu's identity can no longer be disguised...

No way, this is the drawback of the Internet age.

Information exchange is so convenient, not to mention thieves, liars are becoming more and more difficult~

Fang Yu struck while the iron was hot, and cleaned out all the residents on the upper and lower floors of his building in one day.

For other floors, you can only give up.

If there were indeed mice that could escape to the bottom, he would not be able to continue to track them down.

Unless he reports this matter to the relevant authorities, otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to clean up the entire community.

Even if you have money, it won't work!

But if it is really reported to the relevant departments, it is estimated that Fang Yu will either be regarded as mentally ill, or Fang Yu will be required to provide relevant certificates.

Can this relevant proof be provided? Obviously not!

The more you know, the sooner you die. This is the survival rule of Mandela Continent in the Nightmare Realm.

There are fundamental differences between the ghost legends in the Nightmare Realm and the Chinese mythology.

The more you know about the Nightmare Realm, the more you can't escape, and the more you get in touch with the information of the Outer Gods, the closer you are to the verge of death.

But at that time, the people failed to be rescued, and the important organs of the country were directly wiped out by the army.

After working as a rodent exterminator for a day, Fang Yu returned to the hotel.

That's right, since Fang Yu's room was out of stock, let alone Tan Wanjun, even Fang Yu didn't want to live in it.

And if the hotel here pays a monthly subscription, the price is only a few hundred different from his rent, so he simply rented it at the hotel for a month first.

Although whether this month can be fully occupied is a problem~

After returning to the hotel, Fang Yu tidied up and knocked on Tan Wanjun's room next to her.

Both are now living in the hotel.

Ever since she learned that her life might be in danger, Tan Wanjun completely looked away.

Fuck all the calories, figure, and health care!

The old lady must live in the present!

So, in just a few days, Fang Yu felt that her face was rounded.

In addition, the sanitation in the hotel does not need to be cleaned by herself, so she let herself go, except to go home occasionally to deal with the change of clothes, then feed the cat, shovel the shit, and then continue to return to the hotel, or go out to have fun, I had a great time playing.

However, because of infectious problems, she usually goes out alone to have sex, and after a while, she got tired of it.

Solo travel is not as happy as imagined.

The taste of loneliness is not good.

After Fang Yu knocked on the door, she was lying dead in the room.

When she saw Fang Yu, her face was very happy.

And when Fang Yu came in, she noticed a black bag in Fang Yu's hand, and a curious look immediately appeared on her face.

Before Fang Yu could explain, she snatched the bag from her hand. Then, she carefully opened the bag and looked...

"What good things did you bring here? Let me... look at Nima!!! What a big mouse!!!"

"Fang Yu!!! You fucking!! You must die for my old lady today!!!"

"Give me death!!!"

Tan Wanjun just opened the bag and looked curiously. The picture inside almost gave her a heart attack. With a shake of her little hand, the bag was thrown in the corner. Then, with a fierce look in her eyes, she grabbed Fang Yu's neck with both hands!

danger! ! !

Fang Yu felt that the star of death above her head was shining...

Huh, fortunately, it's another day of normal updates~ the update almost stopped. . .