Rebirth 2000, childhood sweetheart school beauty 18 years old

"Master Yi, did a cockroach fly into your room?"

"Don't be afraid, don't panic, let me slap it to death!"

Gu Muxi shouted repeatedly, then turned and left the room.

Yi Feng pulled the corner of his mouth, this little girl is still so"fond" of small creatures!

He still remembers that when he was about six or seven years old, a group of children were digging mud in the community, and suddenly a caterpillar fell from a tree, which scared the other children to tears and ran away.

Only Gu Muxi curiously poked it with a stick, and picked it up to show everyone.

She said in a baby voice:"What's there to be afraid of?"

At that time, she also took the caterpillar home to play, but later she wanted to try the ductility of the caterpillar, and accidentally tore it into two pieces...

Later, she also did many bold behaviors including but not limited to burning cockroaches with fire, pouring hot water on ants, and pricking flies with needles.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Yi Feng went to open the door, and Gu Muxi ran into the house,"Where is it? Where is the cockroach?"

"I'm ready!"

She raised the slippers in her hand, which was definitely a weapon for the other cockroach.

"He should still be in the room. Sir Inspector, I'll leave it to you next."Yi Feng said with a smile.

"Don't worry, Xiao Fengzi, lead the way and let me clean it up!"Gu Muxi said arrogantly.

The two returned to the room and found two cockroaches lying motionless on the wall, seemingly not afraid of people at all.

This is actually a characteristic of Guangzhou cockroaches and American cockroaches. They can fly. And she is not afraid of people or light, and dares to act in the daytime.

For such pests, everyone can kill them. Gu Muxi narrowed her eyes, slowly lifted her slippers, and when the distance was only about one meter, she stopped.

He stepped down and suddenly threw out the slippers in his hands!

The movement was clean and swift, and the slippers hit a cockroach on the wall like a hidden weapon!

""Pah!"

The slippers flattened it, and the cockroach's body fell with the slippers.

Yi Feng was stunned by this scene.

Damn! This is too awesome!

A humanoid weapon!

However, the other cockroach was frightened by the noise and continued to crawl on the wall, shivering in the corner of the ceiling.

Gu Muxi took a look and frowned, saying:"This guy is very smart. He even knows to crawl into the corner."

"It's not easy to fly shoes now."

If it misses, it may climb out of the window.

What should we do now?

Gu Muxi touched her chin, thought for a moment, and suddenly turned to Yi Feng and said:"Xiao Fengzi, please help me."

"Hmm? Me? How can I help you?" Yi Feng pointed at himself and asked in confusion.

"I'm not tall enough. Please give me a hug and lift me up!"Gu Muxi rolled her eyes at him.

"Ah, this……"

Yi Feng glanced at Gu Muxi, who was wearing a loose nightgown. The two fair and slender legs under the skirt were very eye-catching.

Gudong...

He swallowed and smiled:"Okay, I'm very happy to help!"

Gu Muxi didn't look at him, her attention was focused on the remaining cockroach.

She walked under the wall and whispered:"I'm ready, you have to hold on tight later!"

"Are you okay with your strength?"

Yi Feng patted his chest,"Don't worry, it's okay!"

""Okay, let's get started!" Gu Muxi said seriously.

Yi Feng stood behind her and put his hands on her small waist.

At the moment of contact, Yi Feng realized that her waist was really thin!

And... it was soft and felt very good.

Yi Feng pinched it subconsciously.

Gu Muxi felt the hand on her waist, as if there was a little electricity flowing, her cheeks flushed, and she turned back and glared at him

"What are you doing! If you tickle me again, I will stop helping you fight the cockroaches and let you spend the night with the cockroaches!"

"Ahem, get used to it."Yi Feng smiled awkwardly.

Gu Muxi recovered her mind and said,"You must hold on to me later!"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

Gu Muxi counted down, then inhaled, and with the strength of Yi Feng's hands, her whole body was lifted up.

Yi Feng used the strength to lift her up, and suddenly found that she was quite light, probably less than 90 pounds. ?

But even so, his hands were still shaking and he felt like he couldn't hold on for long.

"Gu Muxi, hurry up!"

"Mr. Yi, you have to hold on! Don't vent, vent your strength!"

"I don’t want to do that either. Who made you fat?"

"No! That's your fault!"

Gu Muxi had long hands and could barely reach them, so she slapped them hard

""Pah!"

The remaining cockroach was also flattened.

"Aha! Done!"Gu Muxi shouted happily.

But Yi Feng's arms could no longer support him, so he stepped back and fell on the bed.

His hands let go, and Gu Muxi also fell down, hitting him.

"boom!"

"Crunch!"

The bed board let out a wail.

Not only did Yi Feng fall on the bed, but she was also pressed on her stomach by Gu Muxi, who almost vomited out everything she ate tonight.

""Mr. Yi, are you okay?" Gu Muxi turned around and asked with concern.

Yi Feng's face turned purple, and he said weakly:"Can you come down first?"

Gu Muxi only noticed at this time that he was sitting on him, laughed dryly, and stood up quickly

"It's all your fault for not holding on, you can't blame me!"

Yi Feng recovered and said jokingly,"Isn't it because you ate too much? You must have gained weight again!"

Gu Muxi:"（╬￣Dish￣）！！"

"You stinky Yi Feng, you still dare to say I'm fat? I think you are tired of living!"

Gu Muxi grabbed his leg with one hand and twisted it back.

""Ouch!"

Yi Feng was turned over, with one of his legs firmly held by Gu Muxi.

""Let go, let go, you are murdering your husband!"

Gu Muxi's cheeks were hot and she spat,"Bah, shit husband, shameless!"

But she still loosened his legs.

Damn Yi Feng, you dare to say I'm fat?

Do you call me fat?

I have a standard figure!

"Okay, you can take care of the body yourself, I'm going back to sleep!"Gu Muxi waved her hand, picked up her slippers and left.

"Hey, Gu Muxi, can't you just dispose of the body? Take them away!"Yi Feng stood up and shouted.

Gu Muxi put his hands behind his back and turned around, looking like a lonely master.

"I, this girl only kills and doesn't care about burying!"

After saying that, she walked out of the room without looking back.

Yi Feng laughed dumbly, this girl, she is really good at pretending!

Forget it, I'd better clean it up myself!

Yi Feng swept away the cockroach corpse with a broom and went to wash up.

When he came out of the wash, he saw that the light in Gu Muxi's room was off. Is this girl asleep?

Yi Feng drew the curtains, turned on the computer, and prepared to continue to work on the antivirus software.

As soon as he logged in to QQ, he found that Gu Muxi's small account was online

"Oh my god, it turns out he was playing on the computer with the lights off!"

"Didi didi——"

Shuimu Fenghua sent a message.

Yi Feng opened it and took a look.

Shuimu Fenghua:"Hey, Fengzi, let me tell you a horror story that I saw on Tianya."

Feng:"What?"

Shuimu Fenghua:"Once upon a time, there was a scholar who met a decent woman on the road. The scholar secretly said that the woman was really fat."

Feng:"Then what?"

Shuimu Fenghua:"Then he was beaten to death."

Yi Feng:"……"