When brother Zhang was nervous, Xu Hao suddenly said, "I'm not a mortal. Do you think I'm a ghost? Or a fairy? "
"I..." Liu surname general smell speech a stagnant, I specially so that meaning? What do I mean you don't have that number in your mind? Ah! How can I get this?
Yang Chen is light to skim a person's eye: "the water report can't speak, please forgive me."
To smell the speech is more or less a little step, quickly on the slope of the donkey: "hum, I don't see you as a small soldier!"
Hearing General Liu's words, brother Zhang's heart is a jump, this special even small soldiers know? Did he know that general an was here?
However, brother Zhang saw that Yang Chen and Xu Hao were not nervous at all, so he immediately stabilized himself.
Walking in the dark, people have seen too many dangerous things, and almost ruined his family. Brother Zhang not only experienced it once, but also quickly stabilized his mood. He said with a smile: "to introduce you, this is general Liu Shanhe of the people's Liberation Army. This is Mr. Mu Chen, a doctor from China. This is Mr. Mu Chen's bodyguard and Mr. Xu Shuigao. ”
"Mu Chen? Xu Shui? Is it a pseudonym? " Liu Shanhe sneered and asked, "I guess what is your original name and surname? Muzi plum? The poplar? Or double woods? Or... "
Liu Shanhe showed his unparalleled Chinese accomplishment. He said several surnames with wooden characters. His eyes were just staring at Yang Chen, trying to see any flaws.
Unfortunately, Yang Chen was busy writing prescriptions until he seemed to be bored by Liu Shanhe. He raised his head and frowned: "I know that General Liu is not a Chinese. It is a rare thing to understand Chinese culture like this. However, Mu Zeng, Mu Tianjun, Mu Ying, Mu Yuzhang, and Musha are very rare in history Don't General Liu know something about famous people? "
"Well?" Liu Shanhe was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "do you think you can fool the past by making up some names casually? I, Mr. Liu, is specially responsible for thoroughly investigating Chinese spies. I have never met anyone with the surname of mu. Don't think that I am not a Chinese, so you can fool around. I am also a Chinese, but now I have joined the PLA! "
Listening to Liu Shanhe's words, how can Yang Chen feel strange? In the eyes of the Chinese people's Liberation Army, the PLA is the people's Liberation Army of China. Is it a problem for a Chinese to join the PLA? No problem! But you joined the Burmese Liberation Army? Who are you going to liberate? There's something wrong with it!
Yang Chen wanted to make complaints about the three views and intelligence quotient of Liu Shan River, but still put on a slight attitude: "family wooden wooden cups, Song Dynasty Zhedong handsome staff," Mu Zeng, Ming Dynasty poets, "Zhi Shan Yun Ji", with six volumes of income, "four libraries".
Looking at Yang Chen, who is sitting on a stool and talking about the past events of various wooden ancestors without hesitation, Liu Shanhe is suddenly a little confused. Is it true that there is such a surname in China?
Well, you know what Siku is?
Looking at Yang Chen's suspicious eyes, Liu Shanhe's mouth slightly twitched and said: "know."
Although Liu Shanhe said so, the suspicion in Yang Chen's eyes has never dissipated. Liu Shanhe is full of displeasure. Why do you always look at Laozi with the eyes of caring for the mentally retarded!
Just as Liu Shanhe was ready to refute, Yang Chen once again said, "if you still don't believe it, you can go to Rongqing hall in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province. That is the site of the main ancestral hall of Pan Shan Mu family, which was granted by Emperor Xiaozong of the Southern Song Dynasty."
After that, Yang Chen hesitated and asked, "General Liu should know where Wenzhou is?"
"Yes!"
Liu Shanhe said a word with no anger. His mentality was a little broken. He was also a Chinese. How could he know a Wenzhou City when he said so many things!
And I know Wenzhou just because the sentence "Jiangnan leather factory" has closed down How can we chat!
Liu Shanhe moved his eyes away from Yang Chen and put them on Xu Hao's body: "you..."
Xu Hao immediately nodded and said: "there are many famous ancestors of our Xu family, including Xu Huang, Xu Xiake and Xu Fu Ji..."
Liu Shanhe will collapse when he hears Xu Hao's words, OK! Who asked if your surname Xu was real? Who doesn't know that Xu is a big family name! And what kind of ghost is Xu Fuji? Isn't that a candy company? What a celebrity this is!
Xu Hao was originally surnamed Xu. When he got to know more celebrities, he jumped out one after another. Liu Shanhe was dizzy and could only interrupt: "cough, I don't doubt your surname, your name, Shuibao. Who will give his children such a name?"
Hearing Liu Shanhe's words, brother Zhang can't help laughing. Has this mentality collapsed?
Xu Hao still pretended to be naive: "my five elements are short of water."
"And then?" Liu Shanhe looks confused.
"My parents want to tell me that my five elements are short of water, so it's Xushui Suifeng." Xu Hao said seriously.
"My special..." Liu Shanhe held his old blood in his throat and did not spit quickly. Because the five elements were short of water, he called it Shuigao, because he was short of water for his child?No, no, no, you're not short of water. You're short of heart and eye!
Xu Hao continued to put on a naive look, puzzled at Liu Shanhe: "you lack a bit more, mountain river, lack of soil and water? Well, there should be more soil shortage. Soil is a mountain, and water is just a river. If there is more water shortage, it should be called Liu Shanhai. "
Liu Shanhai? Why don't you call it bangs? Liu Hai can make a big show by cutting the woodcutter!
Hearing Xu Hao's words, even the two people behind Liu Shanhe forced to smile.
Yang Chen and Xu Hao are even more forced to smile, almost laughing. Although the surname Mu is rare, even not within the family name of a hundred, it is a real existence. They use an obvious loophole to lure the other party into the hook. They are directly beating each other and catching turtles in a jar. If the other party is thin skinned, they should leave the table indignantly now. Even if they are thick skinned, the momentum of the other party is absolute It's going to be broken up.
Yang Chen didn't believe it. Without a strong morale, General Liu would not be able to do so!
More importantly, under a round of GAGs, General Liu's discourse power was also robbed by Yang Chen and others.
But really want to say, Yang Chen still want to thank search engine, after all wood surname, Yang Chen did not know before!
"Who is lacking? I am not short of heart and eye! "
"I..." Liu surname general smell speech a stagnant, I specially so that meaning? What do I mean you don't have that number in your mind? Ah! How can I get this?
Yang Chen is light to skim a person's eye: "the water report can't speak, please forgive me."
To smell the speech is more or less a little step, quickly on the slope of the donkey: "hum, I don't see you as a small soldier!"
Hearing General Liu's words, brother Zhang's heart is a jump, this special even small soldiers know? Did he know that general an was here?
However, brother Zhang saw that Yang Chen and Xu Hao were not nervous at all, so he immediately stabilized himself.
Walking in the dark, people have seen too many dangerous things, and almost ruined his family. Brother Zhang not only experienced it once, but also quickly stabilized his mood. He said with a smile: "to introduce you, this is general Liu Shanhe of the people's Liberation Army. This is Mr. Mu Chen, a doctor from China. This is Mr. Mu Chen's bodyguard and Mr. Xu Shuigao. ”
"Mu Chen? Xu Shui? Is it a pseudonym? " Liu Shanhe sneered and asked, "I guess what is your original name and surname? Muzi plum? The poplar? Or double woods? Or... "
Liu Shanhe showed his unparalleled Chinese accomplishment. He said several surnames with wooden characters. His eyes were just staring at Yang Chen, trying to see any flaws.
Unfortunately, Yang Chen was busy writing prescriptions until he seemed to be bored by Liu Shanhe. He raised his head and frowned: "I know that General Liu is not a Chinese. It is a rare thing to understand Chinese culture like this. However, Mu Zeng, Mu Tianjun, Mu Ying, Mu Yuzhang, and Musha are very rare in history Don't General Liu know something about famous people? "
"Well?" Liu Shanhe was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "do you think you can fool the past by making up some names casually? I, Mr. Liu, is specially responsible for thoroughly investigating Chinese spies. I have never met anyone with the surname of mu. Don't think that I am not a Chinese, so you can fool around. I am also a Chinese, but now I have joined the PLA! "
Listening to Liu Shanhe's words, how can Yang Chen feel strange? In the eyes of the Chinese people's Liberation Army, the PLA is the people's Liberation Army of China. Is it a problem for a Chinese to join the PLA? No problem! But you joined the Burmese Liberation Army? Who are you going to liberate? There's something wrong with it!
Yang Chen wanted to make complaints about the three views and intelligence quotient of Liu Shan River, but still put on a slight attitude: "family wooden wooden cups, Song Dynasty Zhedong handsome staff," Mu Zeng, Ming Dynasty poets, "Zhi Shan Yun Ji", with six volumes of income, "four libraries".
Looking at Yang Chen, who is sitting on a stool and talking about the past events of various wooden ancestors without hesitation, Liu Shanhe is suddenly a little confused. Is it true that there is such a surname in China?
Well, you know what Siku is?
Looking at Yang Chen's suspicious eyes, Liu Shanhe's mouth slightly twitched and said: "know."
Although Liu Shanhe said so, the suspicion in Yang Chen's eyes has never dissipated. Liu Shanhe is full of displeasure. Why do you always look at Laozi with the eyes of caring for the mentally retarded!
Just as Liu Shanhe was ready to refute, Yang Chen once again said, "if you still don't believe it, you can go to Rongqing hall in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province. That is the site of the main ancestral hall of Pan Shan Mu family, which was granted by Emperor Xiaozong of the Southern Song Dynasty."
After that, Yang Chen hesitated and asked, "General Liu should know where Wenzhou is?"
"Yes!"
Liu Shanhe said a word with no anger. His mentality was a little broken. He was also a Chinese. How could he know a Wenzhou City when he said so many things!
And I know Wenzhou just because the sentence "Jiangnan leather factory" has closed down How can we chat!
Liu Shanhe moved his eyes away from Yang Chen and put them on Xu Hao's body: "you..."
Xu Hao immediately nodded and said: "there are many famous ancestors of our Xu family, including Xu Huang, Xu Xiake and Xu Fu Ji..."
Liu Shanhe will collapse when he hears Xu Hao's words, OK! Who asked if your surname Xu was real? Who doesn't know that Xu is a big family name! And what kind of ghost is Xu Fuji? Isn't that a candy company? What a celebrity this is!
Xu Hao was originally surnamed Xu. When he got to know more celebrities, he jumped out one after another. Liu Shanhe was dizzy and could only interrupt: "cough, I don't doubt your surname, your name, Shuibao. Who will give his children such a name?"
Hearing Liu Shanhe's words, brother Zhang can't help laughing. Has this mentality collapsed?
Xu Hao still pretended to be naive: "my five elements are short of water."
"And then?" Liu Shanhe looks confused.
"My parents want to tell me that my five elements are short of water, so it's Xushui Suifeng." Xu Hao said seriously.
"My special..." Liu Shanhe held his old blood in his throat and did not spit quickly. Because the five elements were short of water, he called it Shuigao, because he was short of water for his child?No, no, no, you're not short of water. You're short of heart and eye!
Xu Hao continued to put on a naive look, puzzled at Liu Shanhe: "you lack a bit more, mountain river, lack of soil and water? Well, there should be more soil shortage. Soil is a mountain, and water is just a river. If there is more water shortage, it should be called Liu Shanhai. "
Liu Shanhai? Why don't you call it bangs? Liu Hai can make a big show by cutting the woodcutter!
Hearing Xu Hao's words, even the two people behind Liu Shanhe forced to smile.
Yang Chen and Xu Hao are even more forced to smile, almost laughing. Although the surname Mu is rare, even not within the family name of a hundred, it is a real existence. They use an obvious loophole to lure the other party into the hook. They are directly beating each other and catching turtles in a jar. If the other party is thin skinned, they should leave the table indignantly now. Even if they are thick skinned, the momentum of the other party is absolute It's going to be broken up.
Yang Chen didn't believe it. Without a strong morale, General Liu would not be able to do so!
More importantly, under a round of GAGs, General Liu's discourse power was also robbed by Yang Chen and others.
But really want to say, Yang Chen still want to thank search engine, after all wood surname, Yang Chen did not know before!
"Who is lacking? I am not short of heart and eye! "
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