Rebirth: I Want to Surf

Florida doesn’t breed idlers!

This joke comes from the fact that the men and women in Florida are particularly good at doing things, such as:

A man is suing a peanut butter brand after he hit his neighbor with a nut allergy with his peanut butter-smeared hands, but the neighbor was not allergic.

A black man disguised himself as a cow and entered a local milking competition.

A stripper attacked five police officers with her private parts and infected them with gonorrhea and herpes...

All in all, there are great people here!

On the street, in broad daylight.

Several teenagers gathered around a Kia sedan parked on the roadside. They were all colored, fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing loose hooded sweatshirts and looking casual. At first glance, they looked like young men with American spirit who were involved in gangs.

The one in the back was tinkering with the car door with a data cable, chattering incessantly, while the one next to him was filming him with a mobile phone.

"Can you do it or not?"

"Hurry up! Hurry up! You idiot!"

"Shut up, it's so noisy that I can't even work...Haha, it's on!"

He actually opened the door of the Kia, and several people quickly got in and continued filming. The young man took out tools and demonstrated on the spot how to operate and start a fire.

With a bang, the engine started and the car boiled.

“We were geniuses, we did it right the first time!”

"Did you take pictures of everything?"

"Of course, of course, I recorded it all, and we are going to be famous!"

"Come on, come on, let's go for a ride!"

The accelerator was pressed to the bottom, and the car sped out, roaring through the streets of the community. A guy in the back seat leaned most of his body out of the window, and all the pedestrians and vehicles on the road were panicked...

The more so, the more proud they are.

But they didn't steal the car to sell it for money, they just wanted to drive it on the road wantonly. After running for dozens of kilometers, a few boys got out and fled, and the inside of the car was already a mess.

This is the "non-mainstream" in the United States. Different from the domestic ones, they behave in a flamboyant manner, talk about the West Coast, and most of them hide a gun and do illegal and criminal things.

Most of them come from single-parent families and don’t know who their father is. They live in poor communities. They are like overbearing crabs and don’t care about being caught by the police.

After finishing this job, several people couldn't wait to upload the video to Facebook and added the tag # Kia boy #

It didn’t take long for messages to come in like a flood.

"Guys, cool!"

"It actually took you a minute to open the car door, that's too bad!"

"It's our turn as the next group, let's see our true strength!"

It’s a challenge called the Kia Kid, yes, a challenge.

At first, a few smart guys stole a Kia sedan and posted the process online. Then it became popular for no apparent reason, attracting a bunch of people to follow suit.

Specializing in stealing Kia, Hyundai can handle it without Kia.

In addition, there is a water gun challenge, which is to use a special water bomb, stuff it into the water gun, and shoot each other at close range.

There are also teacher slapping contests, school property destruction contests, coma challenges and so on.

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At the end of last year, Yao Yuan found a consulting company to discredit Facebook.

At that time, Facebook was under investigation. Now that the investigation is over and the punishment has been determined, and seeing that Zuckerberg is about to escape from the vortex, the company has decisively started to act.

To put it simply, it is colluding with various media to hype and throw dirty water, which is no different from that in China.

There may be truth or lies here, and it doesn’t matter if it’s false. People all over the world are the same. They just like to watch the fun. How many of them will pursue the truth?

And the IQ of the old Americans is hard to describe.

Even drinking disinfectant water to treat COVID-19, birds flying in the sky are monitors, 5G antennas hidden in the nose bridge of masks can be tracked, and can cause cancer... Some people believe these claims.

The flat earth theory is even more exaggerated.

A survey conducted by an American company found that only 66% of young people aged 18 to 24 believe that the earth is round.

Therefore, this trend of smearing Facebook has triggered countless protests against its youth protection. Consulting companies fanned the flames and encouraged parents to sue.

But these were just flesh wounds. What really made Zuckerberg throw his glass was that Trump was about to be impeached.

Speaking of which, after Trump took office, he has been constantly being messed with and has not had a stable life for a few days.

He had just escaped from the quagmire of the Russia scandal, and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence submitted another whistleblowing letter to Congress, to the effect that:

Trump and Ukrainian President Zelensky had a conversation not long ago.

The United States has many companies in Ukraine, one of which has Biden's son as a director. Trump asked the driver to investigate this company to see if he could seize Biden's diapers...

This matter was exposed, and the Democratic Party became excited again and launched an impeachment against Trump!

The consulting company took advantage of the chaos and dragged Facebook into the water, claiming that Facebook provided relevant data to assist Ukraine and suppress the Democratic Party.

Zuckerberg’s long face almost became angry because his butt was indeed dirty.

He supports Trump now and will continue to support him until next year's election. Seeing that Trump has no hope, he decisively turns around and supports Biden. He is making trouble inside and outside, and both parties hate him.

Facebook has just been punished, and now it has to face a hearing again.

Tongyuemen, Tongwumen, and maybe Tongzhongmen in the future - Yao Yuan still keeps the calligraphy he wrote when he went to China.

Moreover, if Yao Yuan's actions were exposed, it would cause even more uproar.

He doesn't care, this is called leaving a name in history.

In short, while he was messing with Zuckerberg, he was also wary of the US government.

Historically, in 2020, Trump directly issued a presidential order requiring TikTok to divest its US business. After that, it was targeted several times, sanctioned and banned.

But after several years of hard work, TikTok is still alive, with 1 billion daily users worldwide.

This has nothing to do with Zhang Yiming. It is all the major shareholders who mediate the mediation. Two factions have been formed in later generations:

TikTok has donated money to some congressmen to express support; companies led by Facebook have also won over some congressmen, saying that they must be blocked.

The two groups, each using money to pave the way, are still arguing to this day.

Because the United States is not monolithic, there are Angsa capital and Jewish capital, Silicon Valley capital and traditional capital, Republicans and Democrats, the subdivided factions within the two parties...

Chaos is brewing, and the gap between these contradictions is an opportunity that TikTok can take advantage of.

The most typical example is that after Trump issued the presidential order, TikTok used various methods to delay, because even if it wanted to divest its US business, it would not be done in the blink of an eye, and it had to go through a process.

It was delayed until Trump lost the election and Biden came to power, and Trump's sanctions naturally became ineffective.

Of course, Biden will also start sanctions later, but that is a new problem.

Again, this is a long war, and it has just begun.

…………

While the United States is preparing for war, TikTok is still making rapid progress in countries around the world.

This year, Yao Yuan launched a creator cultivation program in East and Southeast Asia to support outstanding independent musicians through the platform. He has reached partnerships with 21 record companies such as Universal Music, Sony Music, and Warner Music, and covers fashion, beauty, Food, sports, tourism, comics and other fields.

It has also launched global travel challenges in more than 100 countries and regions, encouraging users to capture and share wonderful moments during their journeys at any time.

Spend a lot of money on promotion.

In 2019, TikTok was actually very popular overseas, but it has only returned to China in the past two years. Yao Yuan is not someone who hides things, he has to let everyone know if he has achievements.

He opened special TikTok areas on Weibo, Maili, and Midou to post popular overseas content, especially those spread from China.

You said cultural export, but what was the output? What is the effect?

Everyone has no idea that the output is nothing.

TikTok has created such momentum. Yao Yuan was already outstanding in the country, and now the gap has widened. This is in line with that sentence-even the poorest workers in the 99 headquarters will involuntarily support themselves when they think of the group's wealth and achievements. Lift your chest.

Chengdu, 99 Amusement Park.

A few years ago, Yao Yuan set the project in Chengdu. During this period, he took a look at the completed renderings and paid little attention to it. Because he knew that he would face an epidemic and be suspended for 3 years.

Now, with the epidemic coming soon, he might as well come over and take a look for himself.

An area of ​​2.3 square kilometers has been planned, divided into 9 districts, and 20 amusement projects have been temporarily designed with the theme of 99's IP.

No matter how novel the attractions are, they are nothing new. It is just those gadgets, the IP and the atmosphere they sell. Disney is the most successful.

These IPs are divided into three categories: two-dimensional, science fiction, and others.

Yao Yuan owns "Honor of Kings", "League of Legends", "DNF", and the future "Genshin Impact", and is very rich in two-dimensional resources.

Science fiction is mainly brought about by "The Wandering Earth". One vehicle was parked at Qingdao Oriental Film Center, and three vehicles were parked here in Chengdu: an ore carrier, a flint carrier, and a troop carrier.

The flint carrier is even more exaggerated, 70 meters long, like a small train.

It has been shipped. Yao Yuan, accompanied by relevant leaders, boarded the car to have a good time and take photos.

"According to the current progress, the first phase will be completed by the end of the year, and the park is planned to open next summer. At that time, Mr. Yao will be invited to come and add luster to our ceremony."

"Of course I'm coming, this is also my dream."

Yao Yuan responded with his mouth, sighing secretly in his heart, let's talk about it in three years...

He got out of the car and continued to turn around, arriving at a reserved location for later projects, where a jumping machine based on the space elevator in "The Wandering Earth 2" was to be built.

Guo Fan took himself half a year off and has now devoted himself to the creation of the second part.

When Yao Yuan actually saw the space elevator being erected, he didn't know what year it would be. He raised his head and stared at the sky in trance. The sudden ringing of the phone pulled him back.

"Hello?"

"Okay, I'm on a business trip, I'll talk about it when I get back."

"Boss, what are your orders?" Jiang Chao has always been very proactive.

"Well, not yet..."

Yao Yuan shrugged and said: "Invite me to watch the National Day military parade."

(No more...)