Rebirth: I Want to Surf

The twenty-ninth day of the lunar calendar.

Almost all the people in the city ran out. Those who opened shops and stalls wanted to make a last wave of business, and those who went shopping and went to the market also wanted to stock up on some new year's goods for the last time.

Both sides of the commercial street are crowded with stalls and hawkers, such as couplets, calendars, red socks and red pants, dried fruits and candied fruit, crispy prawns and big white rabbits, and incense candles and red paper for worshiping ancestors.

The farmer's market is even more lively, leeks cost a few yuan a catty, live fish and shrimps are sold out, and the few private cars in the city seem to be blocked at the door, impenetrable.

"Didi!"

A taxi struggled through the crowds. It took five minutes to walk one street, turned around the intersection before picking up speed, and drove to the school's family building.

"Master, please enter the hospital!"

The taxi drove in again and stopped downstairs. Yao Yuan took out three yuan, but the driver didn't pick it up and said, "Five yuan!"

oh!

New Year's price increase.

Yao Yuan changed into a five-yuan one, got out of the car, and opened the back door, looking tired.

The back seat was full, and there were boxes of Sprite, lover's juice, Zhenzhen's lychee drink, and canned Cordon Bleu.

The driver was not bad, he helped move them and piled them at the door of the unit.

Just at this time, after hearing two more Didi sounds, Yao Yuemin also came back in a taxi, and Kaka brought down a few large bags of meat dishes and snacks, plus a bag full of pigs and a few live fish.

The father and father looked at each other, and Yao Yuemin was very happy. In most people's minds, this is called the abundance of goods for the New Year and the abundance of life.

Yao Yuan remembered that this kind of Spring Festival lasted for a long time, and he didn't know when it started, buying fewer and fewer New Year's goods, and celebrating the New Year became more and more boring. When he was middle-aged, he didn't even love the festival.

"It's okay to put things here, move them!"

Dad said a word, and the father and father started to work.

Ten or so boxes of alcoholic beverages, three boxes moved each time, to the fifth floor, three trips.

The flesh on Yao Yuan's arm was trembling, panting: Damn it! It doesn't matter whether you drive a Land Rover or a Mercedes-Benz, you have to pull cabbage for your mother when you get home!

I am a dignified Yao Wanwan, and I still have to do this hard work!

Yao Yuan's grandma, grandpa, and grandpa all passed away, and only grandma was left. She found an old man to live with, and went to visit during the holidays.

So every year, I call the old uncle's family over to celebrate the Spring Festival together. There are only a dozen boxes of wine, and there will be no more in two or three days.

Yuan Liping's relatives don't move around very often, and the gatherings are over.

Around noon, Yuan Liping also came back, bought a lot of flowers and put them on display. Although my mother may look like a math teacher, she is actually very romantic, otherwise she would not be chased by a Chinese teacher.

After a simple meal, I naturally chatted about my life in the past six months.

"Xiaoyuan, how is your internship?"

"It's okay, I didn't go out to interview much, and I was mainly responsible for collecting data and developing the market."

"Can you stay?"

"We can't stay. There are four of us in a group, three of whom are related households. There is one named Liu Weiwei. She can't do anything and can't eat enough, but she is liked by the boss. I heard that the entry salary is three times higher than ordinary people. Where can I go to reason?"

"Oh, your newspaper is not very good either!"

"This boss is nothing!"

"Yeah yeah, it's not something..."

Yao Yuan echoed, his mind turned, forget it, let's lay the groundwork, and said:

"Actually, there is something I want to tell you. I have a friend who is handsome with a long brain and has a unique idea. He thinks that the Internet is hot now, so he found a few of us who have a good relationship to test the water and set up a small website."

"What kind of website?"

"It's just chatting. Netizens come to chat with each other. There are quite a lot of people at present. I think the prospect is good, and I want to use this platform to exercise."

"Okay, don't you start from scratch when you go to other places? It's good to exercise first."

"That is, you are still young, it is good to hone and hone, don't worry."

Parents thought their son was about to graduate and was anxious to find a job, so they comforted him instead.

Yao Yuan nodded his head like a pounding garlic, and didn't say much after laying the groundwork, but Yuan Liping suddenly paused, and gave Yao Yuemin a wink, Yao Yuemin coughed twice, and asked:

"Xiaoyuan, you, do you have any thoughts on personal issues?"

"What personal question?"

"That's right, is there a partner?"

Snapped!

Yao Yuan slapped pia on the forehead, I will be on a blind date 20 years later, if I go back 20 years, I still have to go on a blind date!

"Look, you graduated in the summer. Entering the society means you have officially become an adult. This should be taken care of. My school colleague has a niece..."

"Stop, stop!"

Yao Yuan quickly stopped and said, "I'll find it myself, I'll find it myself."

"All right, all right, find it yourself, we're not in a hurry."

He said that he was not in a hurry, but Yuan Liping said again: "That kid Xiaobo is very interesting. He quietly made a girlfriend. He said that he is a medical student. Your aunt has seen the photos. She is tall and fair. .”

puff!

Yao Yuan took a sip of soda: "Yao Xiaobo has a girlfriend?"

"What's wrong?"

He was still a virgin until he was 25 in his last life!

"How did they meet?"

"It is said that we met through online chatting. If you look at people, they will seize the opportunity. Why don't you build a website yourself, then... oh, it's okay, don't worry."

Gan!

Well, Yao Xiaobo with thick eyebrows and big eyes, have you betrayed the revolution too? !

This brother should not stay for long!

………………

It's New Year's Eve in the blink of an eye, and the streets are instantly deserted.

At noon, the old uncle's family arrived, had a sumptuous reunion dinner, and talked to each other. When Yao Yuemin talked about the emotional part, he couldn't help crying, and cried with the old uncle.

Yuan Liping was speechless beside her.

Because my father is a man of temperament, he is very emotional, and he is even more excited when he drinks alcohol.

Then it's time to go to bed, rest until night, get up and turn on the TV, tune to center 1, here is kneading noodles to make dumplings, and there is waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, the child is out of reach, even if Yao Yuan is 22 years old, it doesn't matter.

When he was 32 years old, he went out and was told to look at the car.

Cooking is the job of the four adults, so Yao Yuan grabbed Yao Xiaobo, went into his bedroom, and reprimanded him, "Have you slept yet?"

"Brother! I'm facing you!"

Yao Xiaobo quickly expressed his loyalty, and said: "But it's all fate, and I can't stop fate when it comes. Everything is thanks to you. If you don't get that club, we can't get to know each other."

"Don't bullshit, I don't care if you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend! The key is that if you do this, you'll set me on fire!"

"Then you should find one too. You are smarter and more handsome than me. You will definitely find someone you like."

"Although you're telling the truth, it's not that easy..."

Yao Yuan smashed his mouth, with a mentality that has read thousands of sails, it is not so easy to be tempted.

It's okay to play.

……………

"Boom boom boom!"

"who?"

"Send the God of Wealth!"

Yao Yuan opened the door, and outside was an old man in a torn padded jacket, holding a stack of God of Wealth stickers: "May I ask the God of Wealth?"

"How much?"

"five yuan."

Yao Yuan gave ten yuan, and the old man thanked him and left.

He looked back at the clock and shouted, "It's started! It's started!"

"Hey, here we come!"

Adults, wash your hands quickly.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala starts on time. At this moment, many families across the country have reunited, sitting in front of the TV and watching the Spring Festival Gala.

This tradition started with the first issue in the 80s and continued 20 years later.

No matter how much the Spring Festival Gala is complained about 20 years later, its influence will not be affected. Even if people don’t watch it, the TV must be on.

The opening is the usual bells and whistles.

Ni Ping, Zhu Jun, Zhou Tao, Wang Xiaoya, Wen Qing, and Li Yong played, and the five places in Beijing, Shencheng, Shencheng, Xi'an, and Shanghai were broadcast simultaneously.

This year is the Year of the Horse.

After the opening, Song sang a solo, following the first language program, Uncle Feng Gong appeared, holding a guitar and singing with Guo Donglin.

"Why doesn't Feng Gong talk about cross talk anymore?"

"That's right, I used to say how good cross talk is, but I have to act in sketches. Where are the cattle?"

"Go to be the county magistrate."

The four adults pointed and pointed, but it was Feng Gong who was not doing well at the moment.

"..."

Yao Yuan yawned, after waiting for a few years, you really have to be rescued by Uncle Feng, at least his face is familiar.

A series of songs and dances followed. Xie Xiaodong and Sun Yanzi sang "Connecting to the World", and Lu Yi and Zhou Xun also sang "This Year Is So Wonderful".

Hou Yaowen talked about a cross talk, and Dai Zhicheng and Jiang Kun partnered and also had a cross talk.

Yao Yuan searched desperately in his memory, and found that there were not many memorable ones, why not many, and there were fewer and fewer good programs.

Xuecun is probably the first singer to rely on the Internet to become famous. There is a song "Away from Home".

Uncle Ben Shan is here.

In "Selling Abductees" last year and "Selling Cars" this year, Chen Xiaoer retired, Zhao Ma passed away, and Uncle Ben Shan officially crowned the third-generation sketch king!

When he was at his peak, the Spring Festival Gala would rank his skit as the last language program before midnight, because he was afraid that it would be released earlier and the audience would not watch it after finishing it.

"Look at it, I found it myself!"

"Because your feet are off the ground, the virus is closed, so you can't go up, and your smart IQ has taken over the high ground again!"

"Congratulations, you will answer quickly!"

"Brother, let me tell you, with my IQ, I won't be able to read watches in the future!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The dumplings were already on the table, and the few people leaned forward and back together happily while eating, making the biggest laughter since the broadcast started.

All the lights were on, and the buildings outside were also brightly lit. Someone set off firecrackers early on. The crackling sound mixed with Chef Fan's IQ, accompanied by the smell of dumplings, and incense candles for ancestors were scattered in thousands of households.

"oops!"

Yao Yuan was eating, and suddenly gritted his teeth, and spat out a coin from his mouth.

"Xiaoyuan is eating, so he must have good luck in the coming year!"

Aunt clapped her hands.

"Well……"

Almost at the same time, Yao Xiaobo was also eating one.

"Yeah, Xiaobo is eating too, so I made two of them, and both of them happened to be eating!"

Yuan Liping said happily.

The adults are very happy. Yao Yuan and Yao Xiaobo looked at each other, we can eat every year.

At the same time, I also deliberately wondered why we can eat every time?

...

The night is getting deeper and deeper.

Nearing 12 o'clock, Yao Yuan put on his clothes and went downstairs, set off a firecracker, watched the earth red dissipate in the crackling, and looked up at his balcony,

Silently pray, I only wish that every year is safe and everyone is happy.

(Let’s have a humorous quiz: Palace Yuye Wine-Sledgehammer+A Gathering of Heroes=?)