Rebirth of the Evil Life

"Lin, we are happy to be the first plaintiff!" Jessica and Liu Yifei said loudly. They would be happy to help Lin Feng.

"Um, this matter is a bit difficult. Feifei, although you are American, you are of Chinese descent. You have yellow skin, so you won't get the preferential treatment of the jury." Lin Feng sighed helplessly, and then looked at Jesse again. Card, "As for you, Jessica, although you are an authentic American, because you are a Hollywood movie star and your identity is in the conservative Sagramento, you have no advantage at all. I am afraid it will be counterproductive!"

The girls frowned. American Liu Yifei can't do it, and authentic American Jessica can't do it, so what should I do? Who is the right one? Among the remaining people, none of them are appropriate.

"Lin, who is that? What do you want to say?" Avril frowned and asked.

"Well, Ron and they offered a candidate. You all know this candidate, and she also agreed to appear in court, but this requires your consent." Lin Feng said.

Everyone knows! There was a flash of thought in the women's minds, and they all guessed someone-Ivanka-Trump!

"Uh, that's her! She is a well-known lady, and her identity is easier to be favored by the jury." Lin Feng looked at the girls' visibly darkened faces, and said helplessly, "This time it is just a stopgap, Ron and the others said. The attitude of the jury is the key. Therefore, Ivanka, as the first defendant, wins the favor of the jury is the key to victory."

The girls were silent. There was no violent thunder in Lin Feng's imagination, no squally showers in Lin Feng's imagination, but this silence made Lin Feng's expression even more dignified. It's even more terrifying not to say anything.

Lin Feng didn't know what to say at this moment. After all, these people in front of me are all my beloved women, and now I am pretending to be lovers in court with other women, which would not be good for anyone. This is not acting after all, there are two worlds inside and outside the play. and so. Lin Feng didn't know what to say. Can only accompany silence, eating silently.

"By the way, I have read a philosophical statement, it is accurate and interesting!" Lin Feng saw that the atmosphere was so solemn, and decided not to remain silent like this, and decided to tell a joke.

The girls were expressionless, just eating in silence.

"Well, about the heartbeat. After more than a few years of statistics, a sociologist came to a conclusion about the heartbeat. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 250, it must be first love. If you kiss a woman, you Your heartbeat reaches 180. It must be an affair. If you kiss a woman, your heartbeat reaches 120, then it must be passionate. If you kiss a woman, your heartbeat reaches 80, then it must be a wife. If you kiss a woman, If your heartbeat reaches 30, it must be a dinosaur. If you kiss a woman. If your heartbeat reaches 0, it must be a myocardial infarction." Lin Feng said that, laughing, "If you kiss a woman. No feeling , That must be a fool or a fool."

When Lin Feng saw this piece about heartbeat, he was very happy and thought it was extremely interesting. Extremely fun. But after finishing talking at this moment, they found that Avril Lavigne and the others did not laugh. Instead, he looked at himself with a vague expression of resentment.

This, I seem to have said something wrong! Really said something wrong!

"Well, I said something wrong, I punished me to drink tea!" Lin Feng bowed his head and said nothing, drinking tea by himself.

"Brother Lin, what's your heartbeat when you kiss us now?" Huang Meixi asked bitterly.

"Yes, Brother Lin, is your heartbeat now 80 or less?" Li Zhiyou also felt a little bit grudge.

"I think, maybe it's only 30!" Avril snorted.

"I think if it's Ivanka, maybe 180!" Jessica also didn't let Lin Feng go.

"Maybe 250!" Sharapova said.

"Boss, you really can't tell a joke!" Lin Chiling looked at Lin Feng speechlessly.

But isn't it? Telling this kind of joke at this sensitive moment, isn't this just looking for a fight?

"Uh, I was really wrong. Or, let me change my joke! Someone asked: How do you describe a girl beautiful?" A **** replied: "Since she moved here, the price of toilet paper in the community supermarket has increased. "

After Lin Feng finished speaking, he was still happy. This God's reply is really classic. If you describe the beauty of a girl from the front, and the appearance of a girl, it will all fall short. And this kind of roots is not described from the front, but it can let everyone know the beauty of women, which is really unexpected, but it is also hilarious. But the truth is true! The more beautiful a woman is, the easier it is to become the object of others.

However, after the joke, the girls were still unhappy, but even more resentful.

"Okay, okay, I admit, I really don't know how to tell a joke. I admit punishment! How do you want to punish!" Lin Feng helplessly raised his hand and surrendered.

"Brother Lin, in fact, we also know the difficulty of this matter. It's just that you are not discussing with us, but a notice. For us, can I refuse Ivanka's appearance in court? There is no more suitable candidate. No one else except her, this is not a notice." Li Zhiyou was still kind to solve the trouble for Lin Feng.

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Lin Feng smiled awkwardly.

"But since there is no other way, then we will also support Ivanka's appearance. But we will not appear in court!" Li Zhiyou said, "Big Brother Lin, we also have our pride and our self-esteem. I hope you understand!"

"I'm sorry, you have been wronged because of my business. But I promise, there will be no next time!" Lin Feng said moved.

"Well, since that's the case, then we won't say much. Come, everyone, eat breakfast. Then tomorrow, we will be here waiting for the good news from Brother Lin!" Li Zhiyou smiled slightly, enlivening the atmosphere.

Li Zhiyou was the first woman to follow Lin Feng, and now she is pregnant, so everyone is willing to listen to her words. Now that Li Zhiyou has spoken, the others will naturally not say much.

"Okay, so be it!" Lin Feng nodded.

"However, Brother Lin, you owe us one thing. When this lawsuit is over, we alone have ordered you to do one thing, and you are not allowed to refuse!" Li Zhiyou grunted his eyes and smiled.

Uh! Lin Feng was embarrassed. When did Li Zhiyou become so cunning? Now, he is in trouble. These people are all strange and weird. It is not easy for them to let them go. But at this moment, can I refuse it? Obviously, I cannot refuse!

"Okay, no problem. No matter what you do then, I will promise you!" Lin Feng promised.

The girls looked at each other and smiled slightly. This time it depends on Lin Feng's performance. If he and Ivanka have any ambiguity, hum, they will never spare Lin Feng lightly. On the contrary, they let Lin Feng pass easily.

One day passed quickly. The next day, Lin Feng appeared in the court of Sagramento, accompanied by Li Zhiyou and others.

"Lin, how do you persuade them not to appear in court? If they appear in court, Ivanka's identity as the first plaintiff will not be so convincing!" Allie said admiringly, "I wanted to tell you, but I didn't think of you. I've thought of it first."

Lin Feng frowned directly.

"Ari, they also have their self-esteem. Ivanka is now acting as my girlfriend. What are they appearing here? What should I think in my heart?" Lin Feng said in an unhappy voice.

Allie was speechless. Seeing that Lin Feng was not very happy, he didn't say more. So as not to make Lin Feng even more unhappy. Anyway, she is just a legal adviser, so she can ensure that the lawsuit is won.

"Hey, Lin, it seems that this time has brought you some trouble." Ivanka walked over and saw that there was no one besides Lin Feng besides Ellie, so she naturally understood what was going on. Compared to Ellie, Ivanka naturally knows Avril and the others better. I also understand why they didn't come. To be honest, if Avril Lavigne and the others come, she is really a little uncomfortable and will feel uncomfortable. After all, she was just posing temporarily.

"Look, President Bush is here!" Allie screamed at her back.

Lin Feng turned around, just in time to see Bush entering the courtroom accompanied by Rice.

"Hi, your Excellency, we met again. But we didn't expect to meet on this occasion!" Lin Feng laughed and shook hands.

Bush didn't want to shake hands. But the lawyer next to him reminded him that as a defendant, it is best not to refuse to shake hands with Lin Feng in court. Otherwise, it will be very troublesome, and if the jury is upset, it will be troublesome.

"President, be generous, there are many reporters here." Rice also reminded.

Thousands of reporters gathered outside the door during this trial. As the first president to appear in court in American history, he naturally received a lot of attention. President Bush also took a lot of effort to squeeze in. In the courtroom, at least half of the observers were also reporters. Anything Bush sits here will attract great attention and follow-up comments.

"Lin Feng, don't think that if I appear here, you will win. I tell you, you can't win this lawsuit. This is the United States, and I am the President of the United States!" Bush held Lin Feng's hand with his face He laughed, but there was a hidden murderous intention in the sentence.

"Haha, President Bush, why don't you think about it, this is the United States, you are the President of the United States, I am a foreign investor to sue you, but in the end you appeared here. This is not just to show that the time, the place and the people are all with me. Here?" Lin Feng laughed.

Bush snorted and separated his hands, too lazy to talk to Lin Feng. Talking to this guy is just aggrieved.

At this time, the judge came out to confirm the identities of the plaintiff and defendant.

"Your Excellency, I want to make one point here, that is, my first plaintiff is not my client Lin Feng, but my client Lin Feng’s girlfriend Mr. Ivanka-Trump. She will be Lin Feng’s current girlfriend He was suing the US government and innocently banned the Lam Fung visa.” Ron stood in the court and said loudly.