Rebirth of the Evil Life
Vol 2 Chapter 5979: Flop
Lin Feng put a suitcase in front of the girls.
All the women looked surprised. What's in Lin Feng's suitcase? Seeing him being so careful, so precious, the things in it must be precious. But what is it?
The 13 beautiful ladies are full of curiosity. They want to know what kind of treasure Lin Feng has tinkered with!
"Dangdangdangdang~" Lin Feng opened the suitcase.
Stunned? The suitcase was opened with a red cloth inside. What is this stuff?
Lin Feng blinked at the girls and uncovered the red cloth.
There is a red cloth under the red cloth, but there are some bamboo signs on the red cloth. What does this bamboo brand do? What's the use?
"1, 2, 3...13, there are 13 bamboo brands in this one!" Li Zhiyou cried out after carefully counting.
13 bamboo brands, what is this for?
Among the women, such as Li Zhiyou, Huang Meixi and others are still a little confused, but some, such as Liu Yingying, Ivanka Trump, and Allegra have already understood.
"Husband, what do you mean! What are you doing with 13 bamboo signs? I think it must be our name on the back, right!" Allegra shouted.
Behind them are the names of the girls? !
"Huh, I need to say more! He is learning the emperor! The flop tonight!" Liu Yingying gritted her teeth.
The flop? This Allegra, Avril Lavigne and other Western women don't understand what this means. But as soon as Liu Yingying and the others explained, they all understood.
In ancient China, the emperor had seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and three thousand beauties in the harem. So where does the emperor sleep at night? In addition to the emperor's designation, it depends on this flop. Turn to whoever it is, then go to whoever's palace to stay. For the emperor, this is naturally a very new and interesting thing, and for those concubines who have been turned over, it is also a matter of supreme glory.
Because, the emperor has come to bed with me tonight. What does this show? Explain that tonight finally became the emperor's woman. You know, there are so many emperor women, and some concubines may not see the emperor in their lifetime. Otherwise, there will be no poems saying: It is as deep as the sea like Hou Men.
But this is ancient! This is in modern times, when Lin Feng flops like this, the women are a little unhappy, which is a bit insulting! At the moment, the faces of all the girls are not good.
Although they share the same man, they can't be flopped like this. That way, it feels really uncomfortable. Of course, among the girls, the only one who doesn't feel much about this is probably the daughter of South Korea's Samsung's Li Yunxin.
In Korean families, the status of women is relatively low. The machismo of a husband has long been taken for granted. But other women don't think so.
Lin Feng smiled.
"I'm not happy! The same, if you do this, I am also very upset! So, I don't, there are two more requirements!" Lin Feng smiled, "The first one, I will look through it for the last time today, to whom? Who is it; then, I smashed it and stopped flopping."
The faces of the women looked a little better. After all, they were uncomfortable thinking about Lin Feng before that, hiding in the room and flipping the sign to look for them. That kind of feeling is really irritating. Although it is a husband and wife, and the girls share the same Lin Feng, they still feel that everyone is equal in their hearts, and at least the husband and wife should respect each other. But Lin Feng did not respect them enough.
Especially for those women's rights fighters among all the women, Lin Feng's move is really a slap in the face. This makes them feel like a young lady.
"Why do you want it again?" Ivanka-Trump was also very upset.
If you don't take it out, just sneak in. They don't know anyway, at most they will destroy it if they find out about it in the future. But if you take it out now, it's a face slap, which makes people really uncomfortable.
Lin Feng shrugged.
"It used to be sneaky, it felt bad, now, it's fair and honest, that's to be an emperor! Man, who doesn't want to be an emperor, right?" Lin Feng said with a smile, "I am also a man. , Of course it is no exception! So, I will turn it over once for you, and for the last time! After that, I will ruin it!"
The girls looked at each other, not knowing whether they should agree to Lin Feng's request. This request is really weird.
When the emperor? ! Hey, the man's crooked mind!
"This, we have to discuss it together!" Liu Yingying called the women to the side.
"Do you agree? Us?"
"Can't agree! He is too hateful, which makes me feel like a prostitute! FUCK!" Avril had a hot temper.
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"Well, I can't agree! This makes me feel very upset too!" Ivanka-Trump also looked angry.
The girls basically felt humiliated. Including extremely gentle women such as Li Zhiyou and Huang Meixi, they are also a little annoyed at the moment. It's just that they didn't say a word, but they didn't dare to refute it.
"Okay, sisters, mad, we must be angry. But we have to figure out why our husband took it out. It is impossible for him to be unclear. We will be angry when we see this stuff. Then why did he do this! Is he stupid? Is he stupid?" Liu Yingying looked at the many sisters with a look of confusion.
She couldn't figure out this question, and she didn't know what Lin Feng was thinking about!
The girls are also puzzled. Yeah, my own man, what are you thinking about?
But the girls thought for a long time, but they didn't even think about it. Because of this, they really can't figure it out.
"If you can't figure it out, just ask him." Liu Yingying returned with the girls, "husband, why are you doing this? You should be very clear, we will be angry!"
Lin Feng smiled.
"Respect!" Lin Feng shrugged, "I know that you might be afraid of stealing fish from me, so you deliberately hang me. I also admit that in this world, for men, wives are better than concubines, and concubines are better than stealing. It's better not to steal it. The wild flowers on the roadside are always more fragrant than the house flowers. However, I am very unhappy when you use this method to deal with me. Therefore, it is also a small thing I invented to balance my mood. Of course. , And at the same time satisfy the desire to be an emperor as a man!"
The girls were silent.
"As for I took it out today, I want to tell you that I love you! Therefore, I don't want to use these little tricks in our love. This world is already very difficult, and the human heart is already very sinister. Now, I hope that we are at least frank. There may be dissatisfaction, unhappiness, and unhappiness, but we have to say it! Nothing is more important than communication with each other!" Lin Feng looked serious.
When all the women heard Lin Feng's words, they all showed a little shame.
"Of course, I also know that a man like me who pulls the wind and is such a magical man is destined to be coveted by many women!" Lin Feng suddenly changed his conversation and began to pretend to be forced.
"So, your worry is absolutely necessary!" Lin Feng touched his cheek, "Actually, I should also understand and sympathize with you!"
"Bah, baah!" The girls suddenly groaned and stomped, "Who is worried about you! Who loves it or not!"
Lin Feng smiled.
"Well, you can understand what I mean. So, we have to communicate more in the future. What's more, you must believe in your own charm! I think there is nothing more attractive than self-confidence. Especially, I give you everything Individuals have found a career of their own, and women with careers have always been the most attractive women. You should have full confidence in yourself!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
The girls snorted softly.
"Well, by the way, I think of a joke. What do you think is the difference between making love and being an official, and what are the similarities?" Lin Feng asked with a smile.
All the girls are making faces, what does it matter? Talk about it!
"Hey!" Lin Feng smiled, "There are nine major similarities between making love and being an official: both have pleasure, both achievements, and they are all tiring. Both are afraid of losing, don’t want to come down, both are afraid of getting sick, and both want to be long, both When there is powerlessness." Lin Feng said with a smile.
The girls smiled for a while, this is really true. What about the nine differences?
"Nine major differences: making love is about harmony, being an official is about fighting; making love is face-to-face, being an official back-to-back; making love is sweating, and being an official often sweats coldly; making love can be up or down, and being an official can only be up and down; making love is OK No, let’s have the final say, if you are an official, the top has the final say; **** seeks happiness in the cracks, an official seeks survival in the cracks; **** flirts on the bed, an official sensational on the stage; **** is often tricky, and an official often Making tricks; making love is afraid of impotence, and being an official is afraid of the Commission for Discipline Inspection." When Lin Feng said that, he laughed.
All the women heard that they were also laughing like a flower, and they were laughing like a flower, which was so unpleasant.
This analogy is really appropriate, vivid, vivid, and interesting! Of course, it's bad enough!
"Okay, okay, don't laugh! This joke is just an opening statement! Now let's flip the sign!" Lin Feng rubbed his hands and looked serious.
Flip the brand! The women's noses moved slightly. Seeing Lin Feng flipping the sign, he felt a little unhappy in his heart. But thinking of what Lin Feng said before, they didn't say a word. Who told them to calculate Lin Feng first! Now let's satisfy Lin Feng's emperor's desire!
Man! Just let him be proud of it! Besides, Lin Feng also said, this will be destroyed right away, isn't it!
"13 brands! Which one is it?" Lin Feng rubbed his hands and began to count, "I'd like to order pineapple, lamb under conch, twelve in Qingchang Department Store, I want that one, I have to list one~! "Lin Feng pointed at a sign.
Among the women, Liu Yingying was the first to have fun. This is a nursery rhyme in Chu City, very famous. Of course, there are other places too, but it's slightly different.
Of course, the music was just a bit of fun. They cared about who Lin Feng ordered?
(Today are two, continue tomorrow! Tomorrow the Warriors will face the Spurs, I hope to dedicate a wonderful game! Today's game not only looked depressed, but also very boring! From the beginning, I felt boring! The Warriors didn't have any energy. !) (To be continued.)
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