Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Ling Xiaoyi took the phone and looked at the five knives standing in front of him. He said that he was very depressed. The more he answered the phone, the more depressed he was...

“Is Miss Xiaoyi? I am the sales director of Feirou Shampoo Company. I want to ask the members of the Flying Cow basketball team to help me with the shampoo advertisement. I don’t know if it is OK?” said the phone.

Ling Xiaoyi looked at a few people in front of him: "That... sir, can you wait until their hair grows out to study this problem again? And we have never liked to implant advertisements..." So five just came out of jail Do you ask them to speak for shampoo?

"Hello, I am the president of the world's best food company. I want to invite a few stars... Ah, don't misunderstand, just fine, please ask them to speak out about our company's new hot little girl, the endorsement price our company can come out Fifteen million, I wonder if Miss Xiaoyi can help us to say a few words in front of the young master..."

Ling Xiaoyi looked at these few people - so a few super-characteristic guys who are suitable for endorsements, what is the little gimmick...

"Miss Xiaoyi, please be sure to promise the endorsement of our double beer. Yesterday, the three fat players of the Flying Cow basketball team practiced two blues. This is very close to the meaning of our double beer. You can rest assured that the endorsement costs will never be Less, 12 million, please be sure!"

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the three fat guys... Well, the look of this product can be seen at a glance!

"Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I am a **** company..."

In fact, according to normal, it must not be allowed to accept advertising endorsements, but the younger ones give these people an annual salary of five million. In particular, the young masters have become more and more frustrated recently. The lesser owners are not willing to make money, but they secretly contact privately. After that, the money should be credited to the account of the young master. The key is that the young master never sees how much money is in the card. ......

The last few people quietly decided, or first make a small profit, anyway, so few guys are also released from the prison, the obedience is affirmative, let them not say it is too sloppy...

Soon, there was such a series of advertisements on the TV -

Dafei: "This is a champion era of materialism. Everyone is walking in a hurry. There are not a few head coaches who are not on the sidelines and shouting. The players are holding the hands of the World Cup when they are drunk. Everyone is not hurt enough. In the arena, all the big dogs, even the man of heaven, wash their heads - they must use flying softness. I am a big fly, I only use flying soft." Dafei scored 16 points in that game. The fat man flying on the grass must make a deep impression on the audience. So he had only two millimeters of hairy head. Those hairs look so clean and clean..."

Si Dezi: "The noodles were smashed by the hoe. I was dissatisfied. I went to the door to find the theory of hoes. The result was smashed by the hoe. I saw a little steamed **** on the way home. The noodles went up and hit, oh: I can’t beat you, but also But your son?" The four virtues are very cumbersome. The endorsement of this little gimmick, especially with his little eyes that look extremely ugly, can definitely make people think of the little girl from the little girl. - So the little steamed buns soon got a nickname: wretched little girl...

Although this nickname is wretched, it is easy to remember...

Three fat people: "Double beer, one for two. I have been drinking it!" The screen shows his classic double irrigation, so the whole world watched the sports fans of this advertisement, the most common when drinking beer. The one sentence is: "The boss, come to a double storm! Not violent!"

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The advertising of the Flying Bull basketball team is in full swing, and the search volume on the Internet about the Flying Bull is also rising.

In fact, this is nothing. Hong Kong’s vigorous efforts can almost be a big fire. This has already been accepted by people.

The problem is that this time it is a bit big.

The cause of the incident was a gambler. After watching the friendly match of this Marriott vs. Flying Bull, the slogan before the launch of the counterattack by the Flying Bull was still fresh, that is, the phrase "for the Lord". However, this product is still a strong iron powder, and I really like the phrase "powerful miracles" that Hong Dali often said, so he shouted a scorpion before buying the lottery: "For the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculous!"

Then the goods were worth 1.3 million...

This thing was initially remembered by the owner of the lottery store. It must be impressive to say such a vivid example. The boss of the lottery shop did not take this too seriously, buy lottery tickets, and more superstitious. Yes, when you buy a lottery ticket, you have to lose money.

But the problem is that the guy who shouted "for the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculous!" is actually true! Also won a hundred and three hundred thousand prizes!

This has to be publicized, it must be red banner promotion!

So the owner of the lottery shop made a huge banner with the words "The winner shouted 'For the sake of the Lord, and made a miracle vigorously', it was a miracle, and celebrated the first 1.3 million prizes in the store!"

The red banner went out and the lottery shop suddenly caught fire!

Those who come to buy lottery tickets will almost all say "for the sake of the Lord, vigorously make a miracle" before buying the lottery ticket, and then the winning rate is soaring, although there is no first person mad in the 1.3 million exaggeration, but a few Ten hundred and hundreds of thousands of pieces are not uncommon.

It’s a hundredth pass, and it’s not long before people in this neighborhood are curious: “Where are the people doing it? Are you burning incense before buying the lottery? Also yelling, 'For the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculously’, in the end Is it awkward?" Then there is a clear explanation to him: "You don't understand this? In the first two days, one hundred and three hundred thousand, before the lottery, you will call 'for the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculously' The result is really true! Now come here to buy lottery tickets have to call this way, some devout will burn incense, pray that the Lord will bless him to win the prize, you don't say, really smart..."

Then someone sent the matter to the Internet, and the title was called "For the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculously, it was a miracle!" ", and then led to the crowds of people, so there are many people who have the same kind of learning, before the lottery tickets come to such a scorpion, as well as bathing and changing clothes, and then the matter is so far more and more, no After two days, the first **** of the world on the Internet, the Doctrine of the Holy Spirit...

Devotionalism, the church has no requirements, the only spontaneous action is that whenever they need to give good luck - for example, interviews, blind date, exams, etc., etc., before they do, they will bathe and change clothes, burn incense and worship And then often it really has good luck coming.

At the beginning, there were only a few hundred people in the body of the gods. As a result, the effort rose to more than 3,000 in a few days. After that, the number of people spread more and more, and the number of people began to grow by tens of thousands. Participants from student civil servants to government officials To the farmers to handicrafts, it is everything.

These people have reached the level of desperation for Hong Dao, and soon the Divine Church has grown to the scale of more than 100,000 people, and it is still growing. Those who join the Deity of God are doing their best to imitate Hong Dali. It is their rule of conduct that is difficult to be confused. It is the basic style of feeding a stray cat stray dog. It is a basic style, not to mention the basic requirements - you don't say These people’s luck index happiness index has really grown rapidly, so the more they spread the more God, the number is increasing...

Thousands of songs, vigorously teach it, full of posts are such posts -

"Hercules, bless me, I can meet a big beauty tomorrow, and I will be jealous of you! For the sake of the Lord, I will make a miracle!"

"Less Lord, bless me tomorrow, tomorrow, the interview can pass, and then I will starve to death if I don't pass it. I hope that the interviewer will see me pleasing to the eye, for the sake of the Lord, I will make a miracle!"

These are just general, more exaggerated and more reliable -

"Trust the Lord, have eternal life, after the death, the whole place is full of blood and buff resurrection! For the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculous!"

"The domineering pure man is our guiding light, our Noah's Ark, our **** Christ is coming to the Buddha, for the sake of the Lord, a miracle!"

"From the time of Xiaolong, I have been drinking so many drinks for the first time. I will come back with a bottle. Thanks to the master, thank you for the central tv, thank you for the foundation of Kiribati, thank you... for the sake of the Lord, make a miracle!"

In the end, the more it is passed, the more it is mysterious, and it is completely myths and legends.

"Sincerely the Lord, do not hang the subject, the young masters are pure, the iron man is the real man. The people are good brothers, fathers and sons, can stand on the fists, can walk on the arm! One year old can kill chicken, three years old to build a plane. Five years old Open the tank, wear iron clothes at the age of six. The power is boundless and lonely, and the self-consciousness is uninteresting. The head is silent and the green hills are in the mountains, and the wild beasts in the mountains are mourning. The young masters have become myths, and the legends of the ages have been passed down. !"

"Less Lord, I am a hard peasant. We haven’t rained for half a month. Let’s ask the Lord to enjoy some rain. For the sake of the Lord, make a miracle!” Then it is said that it was really the next day. It's raining……

So that one passed one, and in the end, the most fascinating thing to ask for the possession of the Lord’s soul appeared.

"Less master, reward me a baby, I have been married to my husband for six years and have no sons, I hope that the Lord will bless, for the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculous!" Of course, the specific effect, this is not good for anyone...

In reality, the Pope teaches that the communication is so fast that often the acquaintances meet, they will pass a "you know" look, then make a wry smile, press down the voice and say hello: "Did you worship today?"

Then another person will always answer this question: "By the way, for the sake of the Lord, a miracle!"

If you have not joined the Hercules, it will become like this -

"Hurry to worship the Lord, than to worship the **** of wealth! We teach people to worship every day, and now every day there are prizes. Ah, of course, my heart is still not pious, the lottery is not in the middle, but drink, almost Ten times and ten times can be 'a bottle again', the spirit is very!"

"Really? Is it so exaggerated? Then how can I add?"

"Follow me, for the sake of the Lord, vigorously miraculous!"

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Ask for a monthly ticket and ask for a ticket! (To be continued.)