Rebirth of the Great Era 1993
Chapter 156, what a wizard (please subscribe!)
Return to the dormitory from the classroom.
As soon as Zhang Xuan entered the door, he put down his book and asked: "Today I found that girl from Northeast China hiding and crying in the woods next to the small auditorium. Can any kind person tell me what happened?"
Li Zheng, who followed, said proudly: "I know this, just ask me."
Zhang Xuan was curious: "Tell me."
Seeing that everyone in the dormitory was looking at him, Li Zheng said as if he was taking credit: "This is also my first-hand secret, and others don't know it.
It is said that Peng Shanshan, a girl from the Northeast, gained 32 pounds during military training. She lost weight like crazy in two months after the military training, and successfully reduced her weight from 164 pounds to 171 pounds. Can you not cry? "
Zhang Xuan sat down and asked, "How many buns does Miss Peng have for a meal now?"
Li Zheng shook his hands: "Seven buns. It is said that if you miss one bun, you will be hungry. I see, her stomach was enlarged during the military training."
Wei Zisen asked Li Zheng: "As a study committee member, I don't even know about this. How do you know so clearly?"
Li Zheng chuckled: "I have my own solution, don't ask."
Wan Jun couldn't stand it and scolded him: "He must have been secretly hooking up with some girl in the class again. He has never done any human affairs just because of his skin."
Li Zhengba chirped, ignored Wan Jun, and instead asked Shen Fan: "Did Fang Meijuan invite you to read in the library again today?"
Shen Fan scratched his head and waved his hands hurriedly: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not going either."
Ou Ming asked Zhang Xuan: "Brother Xuan, what is the relationship between this little Eleven and you? Why do you always come to your side?"
Hearing this, the animals in 303 all stopped what they were doing, blocked the door in unison, and stared at Zhang Xuan.
Take a look!
Those five pairs of eyes, ten eyeballs...
It's so fucking scary!
Zhang Xuan sat swaying on his feet and asked seriously: "Do you really want to know?"
Wei Zisen was the most out-of-the-box. He didn't want him to show off, so he directly teased him, "Damn it, tell me now, or I'll piss on your bed."
Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes at him and said, "Since you are so eager to learn, I will tell you, go and understand."
Li Zheng was stunned for a few seconds and was the first to react: "Damn it, Brother Xuan, you are so naughty!"
Others are still confused...
Li Zheng said: "You will naturally know after you have had 9 relationships in 2 years."
At this time, Shen Fan said: "Ou Ming has fallen in love with another girl."
Zhang Xuan asked: "Where?"
Shen Fan said: "It seems to be a nursing major. I don't know the details. Ask Ou Ming."
Wei Zisen couldn't help but patted Ou Ming on the shoulder, "Brother, are you really that awesome?"
Ou Ming blew out smoke at Wei Zisen's pretty face and said with a smile: "What's true or false? I told you that my luck in love is booming now, how can there be any lie in this matter? I can have adventures even when I have a meal."
What a talent. Zhang Xuan became even more curious and asked Ou Ming: "How far have you progressed? Have you held hands? Have you exchanged words?"
Old God Ou Ming was saying: "I will give it a try and ask her to watch a movie at the Foreign Languages Institute tonight. I will have the answer then."
The 5th and 6th classes in the afternoon are for meditation.
The lecturer was a female professor. No one dared to ask for leave or skip class. Because my husband is the vice principal and is usually very violent.
It is said that in her class, those who fail to show up twice during roll call will fail the final exam and will not be eligible to make up the exam.
Look, is this something done by humans?
After reading the spy books for two classes, Zhang Xuan asked Wan Jun as soon as the bell rang: "What's the name of the barber shop you mentioned last time? I forgot."
Wan Jun asked enthusiastically, "Lao Zhang, do you want a haircut?"
Zhang Xuan nodded, "Hey, my hair is a bit long."
"Let's go, I'll take you there." With that said, Wan Jun handed the book to Wei Zisen and took Zhang Xuan away immediately.
The two chatted nonstop, walked through the north gate, and soon found a barber shop in a small alley.
The barber shop is not big, and the business is average. Oh, Zhang Xuan looked at it and found that the proprietress also had average hair.
The landlady seemed to be familiar with Wan Jun. When she saw him, her eyes lit up and she asked proactively: "There are no classes today?"
Wan Jun said: "It's over. This is my dormitory buddy. Please be careful."
"Don't worry." The landlady patted her chest to reassure her, then looked at Zhang Xuan and asked, "Do you want to wash it first?"
Zhang Xuan shook his head, "No, I washed it at noon, you can just cut it."
With that said, Zhang Xuan told her how to cut it.
Although the boss lady kept chatting with Wan Jun, her craftsmanship was really good, and she finished cutting it in less than ten minutes.
Zhang Xuan looked around in the mirror and was very satisfied, so he asked: "How much is it?"
The landlady said: "You are brought here by a soldier, just give me 8 cents."
Zhang Xuan nodded without saying anything, paid quickly, and left.
Before leaving, the landlady said behind her, "Come back next time."
Zhang Xuan smiled and said yes.
After crossing the street and entering the north gate, Zhang Xuan suddenly asked Wan Jun: "Are you from my hometown?"
Wan Jun replied: "She is from Baise, and I am from Guilin, so I am half a fellow countryman."
Seeing that Wan Jun was unwilling to talk more about the boss's wife, Zhang Xuan wisely stopped asking and said, "Old Wan, I have something else to do, so I won't go back to the dormitory. Thank you for today."
Wan Jun smiled mysteriously at him: "Understand, understand."
I understand, you understand!
Zhang Xuan was too lazy to talk to him anymore, waved his hand and walked to the teacher's apartment.
Crossing the stone steps, Zhang Xuan shouted at the top of his lungs: "Old Deng, are you at home?"
No one responded.
Then he shouted: "Old Deng, are you at home?"
No response again.
Zhang Xuan looked at the aluminum pipe of the coal stove emitting smoke from the window and confirmed that someone was at home, so he shouted louder:
"Lao Deng! Are you at home? Lao Deng! Lao Deng!..."
"exist!"
This time, just after the third sound, a voice finally came out from inside, and then the door opened, and a greasy head poked out from the crack in the door.
He seemed to be able to smell the smell. Zhang Xuan asked reluctantly: "Old Deng, what are you doing? If you don't respond again, I'm going to force my way in. If you're burning a coal stove in broad daylight, you'd better open more windows."
Deng Daqing looked up at the smoke window, smiled gently and waved his hands: "Don't worry, you won't die."
Then he said: "Come inside first, it's cold outside."
They were all so familiar, so Zhang Xuan followed him in without being polite.
The room was full of the smell of cigarettes, with cigarette butts scattered all over the place. Zhang Xuan was speechless. This 30-year-old bachelor was not decent without a woman to look after him.
He glanced around and asked, "Where is Professor Shen?"
Deng Daqing replied: "My mother went to Shencheng, and my sister said she wanted to live with her for a while."
Zhang Xuan found a seat at random by the coal stove, then stared at the manuscripts on the table and asked, "Are you writing a paper?"
Deng Daqing poured him a cup of hot tea, "Yes, in order to catch up on work, I haven't slept since last night."
Zhang Xuan flipped through the paper and asked casually: "How much does it cost to write a paper?"
Deng Daqing laughed happily: "You're such a naughty bastard, did you notice it?"
Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "I already had a guess. You said you lost money in the stock market, and you love eating and drinking so much. Your salary is dead. How can you live without any source of income?"
"That's the truth."
Deng Daqing told him with a smile: "Under normal circumstances, a paper costs about 800 to 2,000 yuan. If there are special requirements, it is not impossible to go up to 4,000 yuan."
Zhang Xuan asked nervously: "How long will it take you to write an ordinary paper like this?"
Deng Daqing said: "My fastest record is half a month, and it usually takes about a month. Some are more particular, and it is common for it to take half a year, but this type of charge is relatively high."
After talking about the thesis, Deng Daqing asked him: "You came at the wrong time today. Tell me, why are you looking for me?"
Zhang Xuan was a little embarrassed: "Let's forget it, you still have to write a paper."
"Don't do this with me." Deng Daqing said, "I'm almost done with my thesis. It only takes about 30 minutes at most. Come on, you, Comrade Zhang Xuan, have something to ask for, and I, Old Deng, can't pretend to be blind."
Tsk! What a cool person indeed.
Zhang Xuan pondered for a while and said, "I want to go to a bar or restaurant outside."
Deng Daqing understood immediately: "For the brandy solution?"
Zhang Xuan said yes.
Deng Daqing gathered the papers and said directly: "Give me 30 minutes."
Seeing that he lowered his head and stopped talking to him, Zhang Xuan quietly drank his tea, thought about the underwear, and got up and left, going up to the second floor.
Opening the door, he threw on his shoes and rushed to the bathroom.
Oops!
The underwear used to draw the map was missing. Zhang Xuan searched for it, but found it was not drying in the bathroom.
Then go to the balcony, there is no balcony...
Not giving up, I went to look at the windows in each room, but there was still nothing there.
Standing at the window and frowning, where have you gone? You won't lose it to me, right?
He became uneasy when he thought about it. After all, it was also his and Wen Hui's first time, carrying countless beautiful memories and fantasies...
I searched all the trash cans again, but still couldn't find it.
Finally, Zhang Xuan had a thought and ran to the big trash can downstairs, found a wooden stick and opened the lid to take a look.
Oops! Sure enough, it's here.
Don't ask why he knows, because the color of your own garbage bags is different from other people's.
For a moment, for the sake of future happiness, Zhang Xuan wanted to take the garbage bag back.
But it’s too dirty!
His eyes moved, moved, and finally gave up.
Anyway, when I was young, I had it every few days.
It's just that these shorts are a bit useless...
Next he thought, forget it, he is a rich man after all, and for the sake of happiness, he cannot be picky about this.
In the evening, Zhang Xuan and Deng Daqing went to the nearest two bars and three Western restaurants to research and got some prices for foreign wines, but nothing further was gained.
Seeing that it was almost ten o'clock, Deng Daqing said: "Let's do this for today. Let's go a little further tomorrow. Let's go to the prosperous areas in the city center over the weekend. I think those places may have what you want."
"Okay, let's stop here today. Let's have a midnight snack and then go back." After walking around for more than two hours, Zhang Xuan felt tired and didn't want to move anymore.
Since Deng Daqing had not slept a wink all day and night, the two of them did not choose to drink or do the tedious ordering. Instead, they simply ate a bowl of beef noodles and then went their separate ways.
Deng Daqing returned to the teacher's apartment.
Zhang Xuan returned to the dormitory. In fact, he also wanted to go to the teachers' apartment. There was a private bathroom and air conditioning, and he didn't have to smell smelly socks. It was more comfortable.
I don’t know what’s going on recently, what happened?
In the past two weeks, the group of people from the student union have been doing a lot of sleeping searches, and the instructor Lu Ni has also been attacking from time to time...
Damn, you are just ruining my good deeds.
In the past, from Monday to Friday, there would always be one night when the two actors would come back to spend the night with me in the rented house.
But it's better now, don't talk about her, I have to drive Baba back every night...
Very frightened!
303 prison.
When Zhang Xuan walked in, he found Wan Jun dancing disco with a towel on his head.
oh! Not right either.
It should be said that Wan Jun is learning to dance disco from Wei Zisen, a cool guy.
Zhang Xuan sat down and asked Shen Fan, "Why did Lao Wan fall in love with disco? Wasn't he the most disliked person in the dormitory before?"
Shen Fan handed him a piece of sweet potato candy and replied, "I don't know either. Lao Wan has been a little excited for the past half month. Every time he goes back to the dormitory, he takes Lao Wei and teaches him how to dance disco."
Zhang Xuan stared at Wan Jun's dance steps for a minute, and then lost interest. What the hell is the difference between this and a gorilla roaring on its legs?
The sweet potato candy tastes quite old, but it’s a bit sticky to the teeth. Chew it, chew it, and finally get a mouthful in. Zhang Xuan asked again:
"Where's Lao Ou, haven't you come back from your date yet?"
Shen Fan replied: "Also..."
Cao Cao was about to arrive. As soon as Shen Fan said this, he saw Ou Ming arriving at the door.
Li Zheng took the lead and asked: "Ou, how was the battle? Was it successful?"
Zhang Xuan was a little confused, "What does this have to do with your date?"
Zhang Xuan suppressed a smile and asked, "You asked, what was the result?"
Ou Ming touched his bald head and said, "That woman was very fierce. She slapped me in the face and called me a gangster. She left before the movie was finished."
"Hahaha…"
Li Zheng on the side laughed like crazy after hearing this. He bent over and held his stomach until it hurt from laughing. He pointed at Ou Ming and said, "You idiot, you are really a fucking genius!"
That’s it, this second-rate guy…
He is indeed a genius!
Zhang Xuan also succeeded and laughed heartily in the dormitory.
That night, Ou Ming took out a piece of chalk and carefully wrote two numbers and two names on the bedside:
1. Ding Yanhong.
2. Liu Lifen.
…
Although it was still a little cold the next day, the warm sun was shining on my body, which made me feel very comfortable.
In the second class, Xiao Eleven kicked Shen Fan away again.
But halfway through the class, she wrote a note to Zhang Xuan: Where did the evening self-study go last night? The director and counselor came to check on people, but you were not there.
Zhang Xuan glanced at it and replied: Something has been done.
Xiao Shi paused for a few seconds at the four words, and then wrote: I often help you with your accusations, don't you thank me?
Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes, this was really a thank you, so he replied: Thank you.
Xiao Shiyi wrote: Two words that are dry and insincere.
Zhang Xuan took the pen and replied: What does it mean to be sincere?
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