Rebirth of the loss to become a billionaire

The mouth on the stage moved slowly, and Huang Youmi's voice came from inside.

I have to say that as a big anchor who does not show up, but can gain a lot of fans, there is a reason.

His voice is full of magnetic, revealing the unique voice of Queen Yujie, and people can't help feeling a slight tremor.

Many otaku stayed for a while, and then couldn't help taking out their mobile phones to record, or directly broadcast their own.

"Good evening everyone, I am Huang Youmi, the host of the press conference tonight. I am very happy that you all come to attend the press conference of our nail mobile phone in your busy schedule.

As soon as the voice fell, the fans clapped their palms enthusiastically.

"Our nail phone is customized by our company and handed over to Jin Rong, an experienced engineer. Let us show the physical phone below."

When the fans in the audience heard it, they talked a lot.

"Jin Rong? He was not the engineer who beat the phone before. I remember he made the beat por3. It has a third-rate system, a second-rate configuration, a super first-class price, and the screen has serious problems. It is particularly easy to break when it gets hot. People who play games often complain to the official website, and there are too many bad reviews to delete, and many people choose to withdraw.

In one sentence, the hottest chicken of the year.

He needs to bear great responsibility for the rupture of the capital chain of Chuzi Technology."

"Made, listen to what you said, isn't the nail phone Huang Dingding? Then Heli won't go bankrupt because of this!"

"I don't know if He Li goes bankrupt, anyway, as soon as he shows up, I feel that the nail phone is half cold.

As Remy’s CEO Rebs said, mobile phone conferences are a metaphysics.

Jin Rong, he estimated that the moment he became an engineer, he had exhausted his life's luck."

When Zhang Tianyi heard this, he became more and more satisfied.

Unexpectedly, Jin Rong was still a small mascot, and suddenly felt that the wave had stabilized.

At this time, the nail phone was also brought up.

"Look, everyone, this is our nail phone."

Everyone on the court fell silent and watched seriously.

After a while, no follow-up action was seen from the people on the stage, and then someone started to raise their hands to speak.

"Well, what do we think if you don't open the box?"

"Yes, since you asked us to look at the phone, you opened it and showed it."

"If you don't have enough manpower, we can help demolish it."

The fans on the field stared at the black bricks on the red plate. After waiting for a long time, their necks were almost stiff, and they couldn't help but speak.

Who knew the mouth on the stage continued.

"I think everyone has misunderstood. The outer box of our mobile phone was taken apart long ago. Only one mobile phone was left on the plate.

???

A lot of black question marks popped up in the fans' minds.

What is your hand?

Cell phone?

Damn it!

Do you call this a cell phone?

That's too much.

Obviously they are rubbing their IQ on the ground.

Who do you want to lie?

What's in front of me is a brick with black paint, OK!

If true, it will be one of the most sand-sculpted phones they have ever seen.

Soon, they realized that they were wrong.

"The price of this phone is 25,200 yuan!"

what?!

What?

Fans are confused ×2.

How much does it cost to sell, more than 20,000 yuan?

Could it be that the host misunderstood, leading to the wrong decimal point, one digit before the mark, and the comma, the real price is in yuan, right?

Wow, listen so.

Buying a brick called Nail Mobile for 252 yuan and going back, they feel that they have made a profit!

However, the name of the conference needs to be changed. It cannot be called a mobile conference. It is more appropriate to call Heli Crowdfunding. Instead of believing that this is a scam, they would rather believe that it is a crowdfunding.

Huang Youmi may also consider that fans cannot accept the price, so she said clearly again.

"The price of 25,200 yuan is set by Mr. Zhang. There will be no discounts whether online or offline, and there will be no reductions until it is discontinued, so please feel free to buy."

However, immediately this series of numbers was also directly released on the screen, shattering the hearts of those who thought they had misheard, and squeezing out the last hope of fans.

Damn it, it's fun.

Do they mind the question of whether or not to reduce prices?

Obviously it is too expensive.

Of course, some people still don't believe that Heli really intends to sell it so expensive. Compared with the best fruit machine on the market and Warwick, it is only a price of just over 10,000.

They mark the price so high that they will definitely be discounted, and they may sell it at a tearful fracture price.

"Fuck! Nima's, this is not a stalk, it's a real one, spend more than 20,000 to buy a brick?"

"I have more than 20,000 bricks that can be used as a car with several calories!"

"Mom, I brought more than 10,000 yuan to support the other party, but I found that I was not even qualified to be deceived, and the liar's heart is too dark these days."

This is the worst mobile phone they have ever seen, none of them.

The fans on the field kept making cynicism, and at the same time, they took a few photos and forwarded them to the circle of friends, inflicting secondary damage.

Many people are ready to move, ready to leave.

Zhang Tianyi almost broke his palm.

Huang Youmi, you did a great job, you deserve to be my Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young. After the company goes bankrupt, you will get half of your bonus.

"Next, introduce the shortcomings of our phone."

what?

The fans were stunned again, even those who got up to leave the venue, stopped at the remote.

Where did you find such a stupid host? The two words of strengths and weaknesses are so far apart, can you make a mistake?

"First of all, its disadvantage is that it is too heavy. The average mobile phone on the market is probably under 200 grams, while our mobile phone weighs 820 grams.

Then there is another shortcoming, that is, it is too large, 15 cm long, 7 cm wide, and 5 cm thick, which makes ordinary trouser pockets and pockets unable to fit."

puff!

I don't know who took the lead, and laughed afterwards.

"I bet a dime, and the boss of Heli defaulted on the host's salary by 200%."

"Wow, don't tell me, this shortcoming is also great, and it successfully dispelled my desire to leave."

"This stand-up talk talk is OK, and labor and management have to watch this talk talk before leaving.

Suddenly, the atmosphere became very subtle. With the shortcomings spoken out, no one was going to investigate the phone anymore, and more concerned about the host’s next burden.

It seems that a press conference has become a cross talk scene.

The staff suddenly squeezed sweat.

Only Huang Youmi calmly continued to introduce the shortcomings of the mobile phone.

Zhang is always a successful investor. Wouldn't this happen?

joke.

Zhang Tianyi in the audience scratched his head inexplicably and looked around blankly.

Did he enter the venue in the wrong way?

How do you feel that none of the people present are normal? When you see such rubbish mobile phones, you continue to curse and laugh so happy.