Rebirth of the Wild Age

Xifeng Company, Chairman's Office.

My uncle smoked a cigarette and laughed loudly: "Yangyang, you don’t know. The operator of "Focus Interview" is crazy, and a woman keeps crying, begging us to let her go. She didn’t ask for clues to the case in the end. I just chatted with us and said that now the operators in the entire column are suffering from anxiety, and they sweaty palms as soon as they answer the phone. Last weekend, they also went to the hospital to see a psychiatrist. The doctor asked them to rest and it was all right. Listen to the music, walk outside to relax, and then each person prescribes a bottle of sleeping pills. Hahahaha..."

"I'll tell you all this?" Song Weiyang couldn't help but laugh.

"As long as you don't talk about Zhong Dahua, they are willing to talk about everything. They also said that they have sent reporters to make unannounced visits. Don't say anything. They disclosed it in violation of regulations." The uncle happily said.

"No, where did you hire hundreds of people in such a short time?" Song Weiyang was a little surprised.

My uncle humbled and said, "It's all friends and friends."

Song Weiyang said: "That's Jianzhou, not Rongping."

My uncle puffed up smoke and said, "It’s not that I’m bragging. There are no cities around the radius that I’m not familiar with. Well, it’s mainly song and dance halls, skating rinks, billiard rooms, game halls, karaoke halls. I have these places everywhere. Friend. This time I went with the money. I made up 500 people in one day. There was money for the uncle, and everyone called me "Brother Chun"!"

Well, my uncle's real name is Guo Xiaochun.

"How do you guarantee that the 500 people will keep calling and not being lazy?" Song Weiyang asked.

"You want me to promise?" The uncle smiled, "How expensive the phone bill is. Now let them open up and call casually, and they still call "Focus Interview". They are more active than one, and I don't need my supervision at all. Let me tell you. , Two of the operators in "Focus Interview" are female, and their voices are very nice. Everyone also made a bet that if anyone can make a phone call with a female operator, the others will give him 1 yuan. One guy called I went in twice and made nearly 1,000 yuan in half a day."

Talent!

My uncle continued to talk non-stop: "Yangyang, I'm telling you, that group of people can't stop at all. Several of them are addicted to making calls. I don't pay them all, and one of them wants to talk to a female operator. Target. He even asked which school the other people graduated from. A freshly graduated college student, only 23 years old, with a registered permanent residence in Beijing. Even when asked for her name and personal phone number, the female operator didn't tell her if she was killed."

Awesome!

"Hahahaha," my uncle laughed, "When I came back, the man had packed his luggage and was ready to go to the capital. He said he would go directly to the TV station to meet with the female operator. The other party's voice is very nice, very gentle, and fairy. Like a daughter, he can't sleep without hearing the sound."

Song Weiyang suffocated a smile and said, "I have an idea."

"Thousands of miles of marriage are tied together. If they can achieve good things, I will seal him a big red envelope, hahaha," my uncle held his belly and waved his hand, "No way, that buddy's infatuated look makes me funny when I think of it. ."

Song Weiyang said: "Uncle, if you live 20 years later, you will definitely be the chief governor of the millions of naval forces."

"What is the chief commander of the navy?" My uncle didn't understand.

"It's okay, I'll just say it casually." Song Weiyang smiled.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Come!"

Chen Tao held the document under her armpit and twisted her waist in: "What are you talking about? So happy to say it."

"Oh, Taozi is here, I'll tell you..." The younger uncle suddenly turned to look at Song Weiyang, as if asking if he could tell.

Song Weiyang said helplessly: "Let's talk about it, Sister Tao is not an outsider. If you don't find someone to speak out, you will definitely be suffocated, but don't tell it outside."

When it seemed to be confidential, Chen Tao suddenly became interested, and quickly promised: "Tell me quickly, I will never tell it to you."

Chen Tao can still trust her, her mouth is very strict.

The younger uncle recounted the matter vigorously, and said proudly: "Zhong Dahua must be dead this time, even the gods can't save him."

"How could you be so bad? You paralyzed the hotline of the other column group, hahahaha," Chen Tao wanted to laugh when she thought of the operator seeing a psychiatrist collectively, and women's concerns were different, she asked, "Uncle What does the friend who went to the capital do? Is it possible to fall in love with the female operator?"

As expected to be a fan of Qiong Yao, what's in my mind all day long.

My uncle said: "He is just a high school graduate. Both his parents are small cadres, and they do nothing all day long. This is probably not the case. He is not worthy of him if he is a registered permanent residence in Beijing, or a college student, working in a TV station."

"Well, maybe, what if you are moved by his infatuation?" Chen Tao began to make up stories again.

Song Weiyang said solemnly: "Well, if the buddy can work hard for love, take a bachelor's degree by himself, and find a proper job, he might be able to do it. These days, chasing girls across provinces is too crazy, maybe the girl will be caught Moved. The most important thing is that people must be handsome. How does your friend look like?"

"Handsome, the thief is handsome, he can be regarded as suave, only a tiny bit worse than me." The uncle shamelessly said.

Chen Tao said, "It's worse than you, it's probably hopeless."

My uncle was anxious: "You look down on me? Lao Tzu's nickname is'Rongping Guo Fucheng'!"

"I'm still Xifeng Andy Lau." Song Weiyang said happily.

Chen Tao said, "Just be happy."

"Forget it, I don’t know anything about your little girl. I have a date in the song and dance hall at night, uncle," my uncle left casually, and after two steps, he turned around and said, "The call to "Focus Interview" is already in Jianzhou. It spread over there. It’s all big mouths. I guess, even if Zhong Dahua doesn’t know it now, he will know in a few days. After all, the winery has a dealer over there~www.readwn.com~ Song Weiyang said: "It's okay, let him know, anyway, I won't admit that I was involved in this matter. By the way, my uncle is still short of money? "

"There is no shortage for the time being, the funds you have given have not been used up, it is enough for me to be cool for a while," the uncle laughed, "I still borrow money from you happily, your mother teaches me every time, saying that I am like a second-rate bastard. Don't. I thought I was not doing my job properly, let me tell you, I'm thinking about opening a restaurant, and I will learn from McDonald's in the future, and I will be the big boss by then!"

Song Weiyang said, "I think it's better for you to continue to play like this, uncle. It's too shabby to open a chain restaurant."

"Are you afraid that I will lose the book? Hey, you don't believe in my talent!" The uncle was very upset.

Song Weiyang said: "I don't believe in your character. You only have one result when you open a restaurant. Friends come to eat and drink for nothing every day, and I promise to eat the restaurant in one or two months."

My uncle was stunned, and said with emotion: "It's really the **** truth, alas, it’s troublesome to have more friends, who makes me so popular. Go, go, it seems that I can’t do business in my life unless Go to a place where you have no friends in other provinces. Life is lonely as snow!"

"Who did you learn these poems from?" Song Weiyang asked.

"Gu Long, don't you watch martial arts? My whole life is like Li Xunhuan, ah, no, my whole life is like Lu Xiaofeng, friends all over the world, there are red fans everywhere, but I am a prodigal, I can't stop the pursuit of freedom ......" My uncle was so sentimental, floating away with a cigarette in his mouth.

Chen Tao was amused and giggled: "My uncle is really funny."

"Don't randomly recognize relatives, that's my brother-in-law." Song Weiyang reminded.

Chen Tao gave him a sideways look, and said in a bad mood: "Just now I received a call, Mayor Huang asked you to meet!"

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