Rebirth Profession Sells Miserably

Xing Shu looked at the sky silently, with an innocent look on his face.

Shangwu lay in Xingshu's arms, curling Xingshu's long hair with his fingertips, and a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth: "Little beauty, it seems...you know a lot...this seat is getting more and more. I don't want to let you go."

Xing Shu: "As if you thought about letting me go before..."

"Hehehe..." Shangwu sat up slowly, and his palm summoned the black magic dragon claw lock. He stood in front of the bed and blocked the Xingshu behind him: "I have indeed thought about it... if so If I can't beat him, I'll give you to him first."

Before Xing Shu could finish digesting the meaning of this sentence, a murderous figure was twisted and revealed in the room.

That look, that dress, who is it if it's not Pang Junxie?

"Hee hee, are you really here? Do you want to personally confirm if he has betrayed you?" Shang Wu rubbed the magic dragon claw lock in his palm with his fingertips, already a little eager to try.

Sure enough, Pang Junxie's gaze moved to Xing Shu's body, and there was a sly luster flowing in the blood-red eyes: "You, come here."

Shangwu said, "Little beauty, sit down and don't move, otherwise I'm not sure what will happen then."

Pang Junxie: "Come here!"

Shanggo: "Don't mess around."

Xing Shu: "...Well, why don't you go outside to fight? Don't worry, even if your limbs are flying wild, flesh and blood, and all internal organs are destroyed, only a breath is left, I can put your bones together and fight Sew up your skin and flesh, and then help you pour blood in, making you the most exquisite humanoid puppets."

Shanggo: "..."

Pang Junxie: "..."

Should we thank you for your persistence, or should we thank us for our tenacious vitality?

Xing Shu smiled and took out a puppet sample from the ring space and placed it in front of the two of them: "Look! My craftsmanship is really good! Don't you really think about it?"

Both have: "No, thank you."

Xing Shu showed a regretful expression: "Is it really not going to fight anymore? Actually, I am still an agent sent by the Demon Slayer Army. I just want to watch you kill each other and let the Demon Slayer Army fishermen profit."

Thinking of those arrogant and arrogant Xianzong Demon Tumen, Monk Pang Junxie glanced at each other, and finally quietly put away their magic weapons.

...

After a cup of tea, the three sat on a long square table with a topographic map of the Mohuang Continent spread out on the table.

On both sides of the table stood Pang Junxie and Shangwu, and their respective subordinates, clearly distinguished.

Xing Shu sat in the middle somehow, forced to endure the oppression from both sides.

Of course, this is only in the eyes of others.

Anyway, from Xing Shu's own point of view... it is the happiest thing in the world to see his two cubs getting along so "harmoniously".

So Xingshu smiled as kindly as his old father.

Fortunately, the depression did not last long. Shangwu told the truth about what he had experienced in Nanwei Gaocheng not long ago, and made a short summary: "The Xianzong of the Xianhuan Continent originally worked separately and did not deal with each other. Now it's only because of some common purpose that they are mixed together. If you make a little divorce, it will definitely have a miraculous effect."

Pang Junxie was silent for a moment, and then said: "This morning, the Yunshan sect monks who were imprisoned in the dungeon of the Devil City were rescued by someone..." After that, Pang Junxie glanced at Xing Shu: "It appears now. , Not his handwriting."

Xing Shu was very innocent: "I didn't know that the monks of the Yunshan Sect were still locked in the Sky Demon City, so don't take anything to my head." After speaking, Xing Shu suddenly remembered that he had seen Zhu Xuanzi in the Sky Demon City. Said: "Is it Zhu Xuanzi? Zhu Xuanzi and they escaped?"

Shangwu: "Tsk tusk, it's really a stupid dog who is violent, Zhu Xuanzi is a rare Hunyuan divine body in the out-of-aperture period, you even let him run away."

"Boom!" The ministers behind Pang Junxie slapped the table: "Magic snake! You better respect it!"

Shangwu glanced over there, "What are you? Dare to be wild in front of this seat? Come!"

"Hey!" Shangwu's people pulled out their magic weapon one after another.

"Suddenly!" Pang Junxie's people also pulled out their magic weapons one after another.

Xing Shu touched his chin, seeming to say to himself: "Even if Zhu Xuanzi's servant came to Mohuang Continent with a mission, he would probably abandon the mission in order to save his life, and then return to Xianzong to rescue the soldiers. So , Even if they ran, they were on the way to Nanwei Gaocheng. In addition, Nanwei Gaocheng was already occupied by the Xianzong. If Zhu Xuanzi wanted to take advantage of the devil's battle, he would definitely choose to stay... After all, Yun Shanzong's main sect is not peaceful now, and he will die if he goes back."

Pang Junxie nodded: "It is reasonable. The news of those Xianzong occupying Nanwei Gaocheng can be completely disseminated. They are hiding in other magic cities. In order to save their lives, they will definitely go to Nanwei Gaocheng immediately."

"Hiss, don't underestimate the Hunyuan Divine Body, if you let the tiger go back to the mountain, the power of those clutters will surely increase exponentially."

Xing Shu stared at Nan Wei Gaocheng on the map with a smile on his face a little slyly: "That's why, I said, you can make a divorce trick, so that those immortal cultivators will not trust Zhu Xuanzi, Zhu who later entered the city. Xuanzai seems to be fraternity, but in fact he is selfish and selfish. He will not display his full strength if he is not a last resort. He spares his life. If someone died in front of him, he would not send the head away."

Shangwu thoughtfully: "You seem to know him well?"

Xing Shu said modestly: "Fortunately, he has cheated me so many times before, and I have always wanted to find a chance to pay back. I can pay back a little."

"Oh?" Shangwu suddenly became interested: "tell me more specifically?"

Pang Jun gave Xing Shu an evil look: "Zhu Xuanzi snatched the Daoist partner who was about to marry him, isn't your news very good? You don't even know this? Stupid snake."

"Fuck!" Shangwu's subordinates aimed the magic weapon at Pang Junxie, and Pang Junxie's subordinates were unwilling to be outdone.

Xing Shu held his face, looked at Shangwu on the left, and Pang Junxie on the right, and said with relief: "Your relationship is so good, you all have their own nicknames."

other people:"……"

Which ear of your ears can tell this is a nickname? !

"Tao companion?" Shang Wu's focus is here. "The little beauty can't even grab that Zhu Xuanzi? How beautiful should Zhu Xuanzi be? I want to see it."

Pang Jun said evilly: "Take people with color, but superficial."

Shanggo: "Otherwise? Is it possible to dig out everyone's hearts, compare to see whose shape is more vivid and whose shape is better?"

Pang Junxie showed disgust: "Don't you feel sick when you say this?"

"Hehe, this is the reason why the Heavenly Demon Palace has no queen for a hundred years? Not only does it have no queen, there is no harem, it's really a laugh!"

Pang Junxie: "It sounds like you have it? How did I hear that someone ordered someone to find thousands of men and women at once, and then just watched it all night?"

Xingshu:!

Shangwu's mouth twitched: "Stupid dog! How many spies have you planted in this seat!"

Pang Junxie: "Heh, do you think those thousand men and women are all dumb?"

Shang Wumeng slapped the table: "Come here!"

Pang Junxie raised his hand unwillingly to show weakness, and the ministers behind him burst into a lot of demonic energy!

"Pop!" Xing Shu suddenly clapped his hands: "Zhu Xuanzi looks good, you'll know when you get it back! You can see what you want at that time! But it is really not recommended to marry a Taoist couple!" I don't want that. Daughter-in-law, thank you!

"Isn't it recommended to marry him? Then who do you think I should marry?" Shangwu seemed to be unable to get past the two words "Daolu", and his sharp gaze forced Xingshu.

Soon, Shangwu regretted it, because Xing Shu's gaze turned directly to his left and right, and he hesitated to say: "I think..."

Shanggo: "You should shut up!"

Pang Junxie deliberately sang me against the tune: "Say!"

At this moment, Xing Shu suddenly felt that he was possessed by a powerful mission. He stood up, patted a person's shoulder with one hand, and said earnestly, "Hey, from what I have just observed to the present, I really can't help it. I want to say, when will you two get awkward? Isn't it okay for everyone to be honest?"

Pang Junxie didn't understand what Xing Shu was talking about, but seeing Shangwu trying to plug Xing Shu's mouth, he stretched out his hand to block Shangwu's hand.

Ever since, the two of them began to grab and pull in front of Xingshu, not giving way.

Xing Shu stepped back silently: "Well, I don't need to speak, you hold hands when you hold hands, you don't need to use my mouth as an introduction."

The question in Pang Junxie's heart is even bigger: "What are you talking about?"

Shangwu's smile became more and more gloomy: "Little Beauty, I have said it many times. If you make this kind of joke again, I cannot guarantee that you will be left with a corpse."

Xingshu watched them grabbing each other's hands while slapped, with unbelief written all over his face, but his mouth said: "Well, if you say it's not, it's not it."

Pang Jun Xie couldn't bear it: "What are you talking about!"

Shanggo: "You don't want to know! Let go! Talk about business! How much time do you think those chores will give us to waste!"

Xing Shu also returned to his original position: "Yes, yes, let's talk about business first, and the rest will be done later."

Pang Junxie squeezed his fist, and finally let go of his hand first.

A sly light flashed in Shangwu's eyes, and he was about to take the opportunity to sneak attack, but was blocked by the hands that stretched out in the middle.

"Little beauty, you are not cute like this." Shangwu missed the time for the sneak attack, so he let go of his hand and sat back in his position.

Xing Shu made a handshake gesture with both hands in the middle: "Let's quickly discuss a specific method. Don't the monks of Xianzong also cooperate? Don't get someone else's handle at this time."

The two subordinates who have been at war for a long time: Are you still going to fight? Don't create this kind of misunderstanding atmosphere if you don't fight!