Rebirth: Refusing to be a bootlicker, the goddess school beauty is anxious

Last night.

I saw Jiang Che come back and go to the toilet.

The three old men gathered together and started to mutter.

"Jiang Che is back, what's the situation between him and Su Rongyin?"

"I don't know..."

"Ask?"

"I won't ask, I'm afraid it will stab me in the heart again."

"Lao Shi, ask."

"I won't ask, I'm also afraid that Lao Jiang will stab me as soon as he opens his mouth!"

"Damn it, sleep!"

"Sleep then..."

Jiang Che washed up and came out. The three people who were just chatting had closed their eyes and fell asleep, which made him a little confused. What kind of sleep speed is this? It's too fast...

There was no class the next morning.

After waking up.

A hidden task was opened in the dormitory.

"Li Feng, are you hungry? You are so fat, you must be hungry, right? If you go to the cafeteria, please bring me a meal!"

"I want one too, anything is fine!"

"I'm not hungry, haven't you heard of the body functions of camels? All my fat is my energy reserve! By then, you two will be like skinny monkeys, and you will have hypoglycemia if you are hungry for a long time. Go eat quickly, and bring me a meal!"

"Screw it!"

"Fuck you!"

None of the three wanted to go, and continued to play with their phones. After a while, Han Teng was really hungry and looked at Jiang Che: "Old Jiang, you will definitely go out later, right?"

"No plan yet, I should go out." Jiang Che nodded.

Han Teng just looked happy, Jiang Che poured cold water on him again: "But it may be very late to come back. If you can bear it, I don't mind bringing you food."

"..."

Han Teng slumped in bed: "Forget it, let's go to the cafeteria to eat together later."

"You go, I won't go, just bring me a portion, although it's warm outside, but I really don't want to leave my warm bed!" Li Feng said.

Shi Qi echoed: "Me too!"

"Fuck you, you're all hungry." Han Teng raised an international friendly gesture.

Things fell into a vicious circle.

The three of them were amused by Jiang Che, shook their heads speechlessly, got up, dressed, and prepared to go out for a meal first.

Just as Jiang Che was about to put on his shoes, Shi Qi, who was holding his phone and reading, suddenly stretched his head and asked Jiang Che: "Old Jiang, do you know who this person called 'Fairy Loves BBQ Bibimbap' in the forum is?"

"BBQ Bibimbap?"

Jiang Che shook his head: "I don't read the forum, and I haven't heard of it."

"Damn! I think you two must have some hatred in real life!"

Shi Qi said: "I was bored just now and browsed our school forum, and found that every post about you has this fairy bibimbap, and every post is sarcastic and ugly!"

"Let me see!"

Li Feng on the opposite side stretched out his hand and said, Shi Qi handed him the phone. After a while, he shouted: "Damn it, it's true! Old Jiang, think carefully, have you ever provoked anyone in school?"

"No need to recall, I haven't provoked anyone." Jiang Che shook his head and said.

"Damn it, this black is too hard, Old Jiang, did you kill this person's mother?" Han Teng also opened the forum and read it.

"Let me see."

Jiang Che took the phone Han Teng handed over and started to look through it...

"It's so funny! What is Jiang Che to you? Why do you brag about him so much every day?"

"Handsome? He's just so-so. The top scorer in the college entrance examination? The highest scorer in liberal arts history? So what? No, what do you mean? The second highest scorer in liberal arts history is a girl. You are the first, so why do you have to mention the word "gap"? Do you think we girls are easy to bully?"

"What are you girls so obsessed with? He's just a man. Why do you brag about him so much every day? You are so loud and post these things online every day. You are just complaining without any reason and you are just whining in broad daylight. You are embarrassing us independent women in the new era!"

"What are you talking about? I can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour? It's so funny, okay? Do you know what a woman Jiang Che can't love? Do you know why Jiang Che gave up Tsinghua University and Peking University and came to Zhejiang University?"

"Funny! You, man, are really speechless, it's so funny..."

There are many, most of them are quarrels with people in the forum, but no matter what, the cause is all about Jiang Che.

Independent women in the new era!

Such a familiar word...

But how come these words and actions are not related at all?

If some words are not popular now, Jiang Che feels that all the words he has brushed down will be the other party's "lower head man", "蝈*" and other words.

He is being targeted by a first-generation boxer!

If that's the case...

Then he has noIt doesn't seem to be too uncommon to be targeted after offending someone.