Rebirth Starts at 7 Million

"Fat brother, how much money do you still lack?" Luo Fan asked.

"Our external affairs department has a total of 10,000 yuan of tasks this time, and it is allocated to 5 people. One is 2,000 yuan, and I'm still 1,500 yuan away."

"What about the others?"

"The others are similar. Anyway, a total of 1,700 yuan of sponsorship has been pulled."

"Hey! If you say that, fat brother, your 500 yuan is still the most! How did you get it?" Luo Fan asked curiously.

Zhang Shuai looked a little embarrassed when he heard this. He hesitated for a long time before saying, "I said yes, but you can't laugh at me."

"Fat brother, what are you talking about! Am I that kind of person? I laugh at my brother?"

Luo Fan said so, and Zhang Shuai believed it. He cleared his throat and said, "It's like this, didn't I go to get sponsors yesterday? I hit a wall for a day, and I went there when it was getting dark. In the last store on the street that sells fitness equipment.

I just told the boss that I am from the External Relations Department of Shanghai University of Science and Technology, and the boss guessed my intention. He directly told me that he was not interested in sponsoring and asked me to go to the next one to ask.

I sighed and turned to leave, only to see a few fake grenades hanging by the wall.

Ronaldinho, you also know that I like cars and am a military fan, so when I see this thing, I can't walk.

When the boss saw that I was interested in this grenade, he told me that it was imitation police equipment, except that it didn't sound the same everywhere.

In the end, I bought this toy for 280 yuan. I regretted it when I went out. I went to get the sponsorship. I didn't expect that the sponsorship didn't come and I posted it back for 280 yuan. "

Hearing this, the corner of Luo Fan's mouth twitched, otherwise Zhang Shuai and him are best friends! The hobbies of the two are almost the same. Luo Fan is also a military fan, but he is a little different from Zhang Shuai. He only looks at it, and will never buy it.

"It was already dark when I came out of the store, and I was thinking of having a meal nearby and then going back to school! It just so happened that the cafeteria was a bit tired.

As a result, I didn't take a few steps before I saw someone setting off fireworks in the street ahead. Isn't it New Year's Day? I hit a wall for a day today, and I was in a bad mood, so I stopped to watch it for a while.

The fireworks were over, and when I was about to leave, a police car stopped in front of me, and a few policemen got out of the car.

The leading policeman looked at me and then at the fireworks and asked, "Did you set it off?"

I was stupid at the time, I just watched the fun, how could I let it go? I quickly explained to the police.

After listening to the police, he asked another question: Then why are you so close, and everyone else is so far away, who did you put?

I was a little angry at the time and said to the police: I don't even smoke or have a lighter, how could it be me!

After I finished speaking, I turned my pocket over, and I turned it out with an artificial grenade.

Several cops were startled by me and I was pushed to the ground.

Fortunately, they checked and found that the grenades were fake, and then other passersby testified to me that the fireworks were not set by me, so they helped me up.

The leading police officer also said: "You can't take us too lightly with this grenade. I think we'll check you and set off a firework, and you won't take out the grenade, right?" Don't carry this thing with you in the future. If we didn't carry guns today, you might be severely punished today. "

Hearing this, Luo Fan didn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Damn it! Why don't you laugh?"

"Fat brother, I can't stand it anymore. This time it's my fault. I'll give you the rest of your sponsorship. Is it my apology?" Luo Fan said with a smile.

When Zhang Shuai heard the words, he didn't speak, which was the default.

After Luo Fan laughed enough, he asked Zhang Shuai, "Fat brother, you haven't said how you got the 500 sponsorship, keep talking!"

Zhang Shuai sighed helplessly and continued: "Being caught in this way makes me feel bad, and I don't want to eat, so I took a shortcut and went back to school.

Halfway through the road, there was a person running in front of him, and someone behind that person shouted: Catch the thief, don't let him run away.

When I saw that the man was so thin, I was so angry that I blocked him and pushed him down.

The man got up from the ground, took out a dagger and told me to get out of the way.

I was actually a little panicked at the time, but the people behind him immediately chased after him, so I wanted to scare him.

I took out the grenade from my pocket, then glanced at his dagger and said: Buddy, which of these two things is more awesome.

He threw the dagger directly on the ground at that time, and people behind him were even scared when they saw the guy in my hand and quickly called the police.

At this time, the thief said to me: Brother, your situation is much more serious than that of me stealing something. If you put the guy away, how about we run together? I know where there is no monitoring, I can definitely run.

I ignored him, and a few minutes later the police came, just the same police officers just now.

As soon as they saw me, they were happy, and the leading policeman said to me, "You can do it, young man!"

I had a few words with the police while putting the grenade in my hands.

Maybe it was because the police were too **** me just now, and the attitude was very good when they talked. The thief was so stupid. His expression was like saying that this guy is okay with a grenade. The police are still so polite to him. , how big is this background?

The next day, the owner of the fitness equipment found out about my business. He found me and told me that he was willing to sponsor us 500 yuan, which was the advertising fee for me to advertise the things in his store. "

"That's how you got the 500 of your feelings! It's really yours! But don't be so reckless next time. This time the thief has a problem with his brain, and you were fooled by it, but it won't be sure next time."

After listening to Luo Fan's words, Zhang Shuai scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and then promised on the phone that he would never again.

"Okay, fat brother, wait for me! I'm going back to the dormitory now, and I'll talk to you about sponsorship in detail when I go back."

"Okay! By the way, don't tell the rest of the dormitory about this! I want shame."

"I see, they are all brothers, can I betray you?" Luo Fan hung up the phone after he finished speaking.

Luo Fan hung up the phone, opened Penguin the next second, clicked on Li Jingyi's chat box on the top, and typed: "Student Rabbit, I just heard a very funny thing, do you remember Zhang Shuai? It's just me. The fat guy, when he went out to solicit sponsorship yesterday..."

Hangcheng, in the girls' dormitory building of Huaxia Academy of Fine Arts, Li Jingyi, who was drinking milk tea, saw Luo Fan's message and sprayed it with a smile, which happened to be sprayed on her roommate's painting.

"Li Jingyi, you are crazy! My painting is due tomorrow!"

This time the joy and the sadness.