Decorated Maple jade pendant?

This describes

Xiaotian raised her hand, touched her neck and said, "I'm hanging on my neck."

On the neck?

Below the neck, isn't it a sweet breast?

Xiaotian put his jade pendant on his chest every day? Is this a confession to her father?

Because I care too much about him, so I put him in my heart every day?

Let him hear her heart beat?

Xiaotian:.... "

Does he want this face?

Wait, it seems that something is wrong. Xiaotian hangs his jade pendant around her neck every day. Now, the jade pendant still hangs around her neck, but why is it so smelly?

This stink, enough to let a live do not know how many years of him, into a permanent sleep.

So: "Xiaotian, is your chest stinking?"

Xiaotian:.... "

"I send you..."

Sister!

How good is her breast?

What's more, how can someone's chest stink for no reason? What is Xiufeng thinking all day? Does he have shit in his head?

But why does this space suddenly stink?

"Master, you farted?"

Xiufeng: "I'm sorry

"Presumptuous! Xiaotian, how do you talk to me? What do you mean, I fart? "

"Because the space suddenly poured into my nose, I can't find any words to describe the smell. So master, admit it, you're just farting, right?"

"My father..." Xiufeng blushed with an old face: "I didn't let you go!"

No?

Xiaotian believed his lies!

"Master, if you let it go, how can you still refuse to admit it? I won't laugh at you, but Shifu, the smell is a little smoked. It seems that your stomach and intestines are not very good recently

Xiufeng was Xiaotian said, old face red again: "I said, I did not fart, how can I do such a disgraceful and gentle thing?"

Disgraceful?

Is it insulting to fart?

Xiaotian gave Xiufeng a look: "if you live like an old monster according to the master's idea, you haven't even farted once? If so, master, why haven't you suffocated yourself? "

Xiufeng: "I'm sorry

"Xiaotian, you are bold!"

"Master, I don't have much courage. I'm just a little bigger than your head."

A little bigger than his head?

Is there such a big man in this world?

Xiufeng simply doesn't want to talk to Xiaotian. It's true that every time she talks to her, he is angry once, once, he is angry once. In the end, he is almost directly deformed by Xiaotian.

"Xiaotian, I see you are looking for death. Tell me, is your chest stinking?"

Damn it.

"Your chest stinks

"If your chest doesn't stink, why is there a pile of poisonous gas accumulated on your head in this space?"

With this space smelly, her chest must stink? Where is Xiufeng going crazy? Obviously, it is his own fart, but he is here to say what is because her chest stinks.

How many bags does Xiu Feng's brain have?

She said to Xiufeng: "master, I swear that my chest is intact, so I don't want to talk about my breast. It stinks?"

"But if your chest doesn't stink, then tell me why my space is so smelly?"

Because he farted, and still died not to admit, so, his space stinks, stink to death!

Xiaotian really felt that the taste was a little disgusting. She raised her hand, patted her chest, and tried to resist spitting: "master, please, I beg you. Please don't continue to fart. This flavor is really delicious enough. So, master, would you please restrain yourself a little bit?"

Xiufeng: "I'm sorry

"Xiaotian, I have said it, but I haven't let it go! It's clearly your own stink. You still don't admit it. Do you think you're out in the cesspool

He lost his uncle

"You've just dropped into the cesspool!"

"Xiaotian, do you dare to talk back to me? Do you know who you are? "

Nonsense, she just knew that Xiufeng was her master, so she had a little restraint when she talked back. Otherwise, Xiufeng might have been pissed off by herself now.

Xiaotian forcibly suppressed the nausea in her heart. She pinched her nose: "master, I can't bear the smell of your fart, so goodbye, master. Enjoy it by yourself."Fragrance?

Although he put is really fragrant, but he vowed that the reason why the space suddenly changed so smelly, really has nothing to do with him.

He didn't let it go!

No!

"Xiaotian, stop for me. Today, if you don't get rid of this disgusting smell, you don't want to leave the space."

Xiaotian:.... "

"Master, you always want to fart, and I can't plug your ass up with a stopper. So, you just need to restrain it as much as possible. After the smell is gone, you will keep on putting it, and the taste will not be so strong, do you think?"

Xiufeng forced to endure the impulse to cut Xiaotian to death and said: "Xiaotian, how many times have I told you? I didn't let it go. How can you not believe your master's words? "

Look around the flowers and plants are directly withered by the smell, so, how should Xiufeng want to believe his words?

This guy has a brain or a disease. He's insane!

Xiaotian pinches her nose and keeps away from Xiufeng, but I don't know how. The farther away she is from Xiufeng, the more stinky the smell is. What's the situation?

Why is this?

What's more, Xiaotian still feels that the odor seems to come from the entrance of the space. The sleeping trough, the smell

Really, if ordinary people really can't bear it, Xiaotian pinched her nose and went back to Xiufeng and asked, "master, how do you feel that the stink is coming from outside the space? It's really smelly. It's disgusting and sour. It's mixed with body odor that hasn't been washed for hundreds of years. My God, it's really killing you

Xiufeng: "I'm sorry

"So the fox smell, and the sour smell, comes from you?"

Xiaotian's smile on her face directly solidified. She said unhappily: "master, although I often don't take a bath, I don't have any body odor or sour smell, so this smell will never be emitted from the disciple."

Don't take a bath often?

No body odor?

No sour smell?

Xiaotian sure?

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