Rebirth: The Little God of the Mountain Village

Dahong's sister-in-law married Lao Zhong, and Li Xiulin was the second one who couldn't sleep.

His teeth were itching with hatred and he was furious.

Grandma! So beautiful people, how to marry a loser?

No reason!

Why don't you talk to me?

no way! They can't be allowed to be happy.

Laozi must take back sister Dahong!

At midnight, Li Xiulin got up.

Put on your clothes and feel outside the window of Lao Zhong's house.

He's going to make trouble so that they can't do anything.

Li Xiulin roared outside when he heard something inside.

"Ah! Hum! Hum! Hum

It was loud, like a donkey.

Old Zhong was angry and scolded: "whose wild donkey? Don't sleep in the middle of the night, disturb our rest? "

Mrs. Dahong had sharp ears and recognized that it was Li Xiulin.

"That's our former village head, Li Xiulin!"

"What does he want to do?"

"No good intentions!"

"No! I'll ask him! "

Old clock is very angry, also dressed to open the door, up the hillside.

Li Xiulin sat there, in his overcoat, shouting happily.

In early spring, the night wind is still very cold.

Old Zhong said, "brother Xiulin, what are you doing? I don't sleep in the middle of the night. I don't know. I thought someone's donkey was jumping around. "

Li Xiulin said, "I'm happy. I'm practicing martial arts and exercising!"

"What skill have you practiced? Disturbing the people. "

"Voice skill, I want to be a singer!"

"Practice your voice and learn to bark?"

"Well, I don't have all five tones!"

Li Xiulin doesn't pee at him. Keep shouting!

There was a fire in his heart.

Since that fool came to the Li family, his fate has changed completely.

Not only the position of the village head was taken away, but all the mountain people also wanted him.

The fool becomes the God of the cone mountain and everyone worships him.

Even on New Year's day, many people don't go to his home to pay New Year's greetings.

All went to the fool's house.

He not only harasses old clock, but also makes a fool unable to sleep.

This calls for the enemy to advance and retreat, and the enemy to retreat and pursue.

When the enemy is stationed, we will spare, when the enemy is tired, we will fight.

We must be strategic.

"You can't call it that. We have to work tomorrow." Said the old clock.

"You sleep, I practice my kung fu! Let's not disturb each other!

That law forbids me to practice my voice? "

Li Xiulin is also eloquent.

"But we have to go to work tomorrow. If you disturb our rest, how can we repair the road at dawn?"

Lao Zhong continued to advise.

But Li Xiulin ignored him and continued to howl: "you can't control it! Catch me if you can?

Sister, you take the bow, brother walk on the shore! Gracious love, long rope swing!

Woo, woo, woo... "

He cried and howled, and old clock almost sat on the ground in fright.

Others sing for money, Li Xiulin sing for life!

Don't mention the old clock, the fool is also upset by the noise in the room.

He also got up and went up the hill.

Li Xiulin finished one song and went on to sing the second.

"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper.

We'll go if we say we're going. You have it, I have it all. Hey! well! All of them...! "

The fool flew into a rage.

"You are paralyzed! Shut up! "

He knew that Li Xiulin was deliberately making trouble.

At present, the grandson is poor in skills and has no way to recover his original rights and status.

We can only make trouble.

That's all he can do.

"Fool! You swear? You're still rich. " Li Xiulin said angrily.

"Nonsense! Sing again, and beat you

No matter who he is, a fool can solve it with his fist. Never use his mouth.

"I'll sing. What can you do to me?

well! well! Take part in Beidou...! "

The fool was so angry that he pulled down his belt.

Ma shouldered his back and tied Li Xiulin's hands firmly.

Hold up your hand and hiss! Hang the grandson from the tree.

Li Xiulin has no ability to fight back.

"Ah! Help! Fool, you should use lynching indiscriminately. I will sue you! "

"What nonsense?" The fool is more angry when he hears.

He raised his hand and pulled off his smelly socks to block his mouth.

Then he clapped his hands and said to the old clock, "uncle, go home to sleep, the world is clean!"

The old clock nodded: "well, it's really quiet. Sleep!"

With that, they left Li Xiulin and went home to have a rest.

Li Xiulin was suspended in the tree in the middle of the night and drank the northwest wind all night.

Two arms were almost strangled off.

It wasn't until dawn that the villagers who went to work passed by that they put him down.

As soon as he ran home, he felt that he could not.

If you can't beat a fool, what can you do?

So he changed his policy.

At midnight, he continued to howl on the hillside outside Hong's house.

When he heard the fool open the door, he ran.

The fool swears away. He comes back and sings the hero song.

He felt that if he was harassed like this, the fool and the old clock would definitely collapse.

I didn't know that at three o'clock in the middle of the night, a catastrophe happened.

The fool whispered in Dahuang's and Erhuang's ears.

Tell them to stare at Li Xiulin.

As long as the grandson is close, he can bite hard!

Rhubarb and Erhuang smell and listen, raise their tails and rush out of the house.

Squatting on the hillside.

Li Xiulin did not run far and returned again.

He just began to sing: "the river flows eastward... Ah! Ah

He screamed violently.

Rhubarb and Erhuang are not polite. They rush up and bite.

And two dogs don't bark, it's a dead mouth.

Li Xiulin's trouser legs were torn.

A bite in the ass, too.

He was so scared that he ran down the hill!

Dahuang and Erhuang are reluctant to take him back home.

Li Xiulin closed the gate and gasped heavily.

Heart said: grandma legs! These two dogs are mine!

Why work for a fool?

Even if the villagers are pulled away by him, will both dogs betray me?

In the next few days, after dinner every day, rhubarb and Erhuang did not go anywhere else.

Keep the door of Li Xiulin's house to death.

As long as he dares to come out, the dog will drive him home!

Day by day.

At the end of March, with the last boom of guns.

The mountain road from outside the village to the county seat has been built.

The mountain people cheered.

"The road is open..."! The road is open...! "

"The cart can enter the mountain! The cart can enter the mountain! "

Some people are jumping, some are hugging.

Some of them threw safety helmets into the air.

After thousands of years of tranquility, Caozi mountain finally ushered in a new era.

But the old clock was silent. He picked up his tools and went home with his head down.

Entering the house, Mrs. Dahong was feeding the chickens.

When she found that her husband had returned, she went up to help him beat the dust.

"Is the road ready?"

"Well!" The old clock promised to drop the tool and close the door immediately.

Da Hong's sister-in-law didn't respond, so she was held by the man in her arms and brought into her arms.

The woman startled, immediately asked: "ghost, in broad daylight... What are you doing?"

"I've been married for a month, but I haven't touched you. Today you are mine!"

Sister Dahong wept at the news.

In order to build the road, Li Xiulin cried and howled every day.

Men really didn't touch him.

Today, the main road is built. He wants to be a real husband and wife with her.

At this moment, women are surrounded by happiness.

She couldn't help but put her arms around old clock's neck.

Men are crazy and kick open the door.

Head in, foot up and hook up the door.

There is no one else at home. Heiwa is still on the construction site.

That's how old Zhong is with his wife.

I've been single for half my life, and finally I'll be a real man again.