Rebirth's Entertainment Life/love Apartment's Entertainment Life

Sure enough, Qin Feng said, "Experts from the Bureau of Statistics said that it is unscientific to judge whether a house is vacant or not based on the reading of the electricity meter. It is very difficult to calculate the statistics of vacant houses!" Qin Feng paused for a while and continued, "I suddenly found that It's easy to be an expert in our country."

Everyone suddenly wondered if the experts were good.Before everyone could think about it, Qin Feng explained it to everyone in his own words: "Experts from the Earthquake Administration can say that earthquakes are difficult to predict. Experts from the Water Conservancy Bureau can say that floods are difficult to prevent, and experts from the Health Bureau can say that there is something in milk. Melamine is also very hard to detect! I can also say that these experts are hard to believe.”

There is a strong sense of irony in the words.This resonated with many viewers.There were bursts of applause and laughter.

Chapter four hundred and eighty eighth: a song heard

After Qin Feng finished talking about the expert, he suddenly thought of something and covered his mouth, saying, "Oh, I forgot, now, the expert is still waiting for me to learn how to bark!"

Everyone thought about the bet between Qin Feng and the experts.Immediately, these experts are even more indifferent.Those who criticized Qin Feng also watched the talk show in front of the computer.They all want to catch the talk and go bomb Qin Feng.

Seeing Qin Feng teasing experts like this, the faces of these experts turned green.The audience's laughter and applause hit them in the face like a slap in the face.

at the show.The audience at the scene was too happy. There has never been such a program. The host dared to say that, it was witty and humorous, but he casually expressed his views on some things.And for those bad things, it is satirical and critical in a witty way.

Qin Feng adjusted the collar of his suit and said, "I have always been a basketball fan. But baby is a full football fan."

Qin Feng's words came to the baby again.But this time Qin Feng didn't lie. Baby really likes football, and once took a photo album of football baby.

Baby sat there crying and laughing.She didn't know what Qin Feng was going to say.Sitting next to the baby, Liu Yifei smiled and said, "It seems that Brother Feng is going to use the baby as the topic today!"

Qin Feng continued: "I came home after work two days ago and saw the baby sitting there sulking. I asked her curiously. She handed me a newspaper. News of gambling. I heard that the Football Association has been involved in the investigation."

Everyone suddenly came to the spirit, although the national football team is not up to expectations, but there are still a lot of football fans in our country, everyone knows the news of this kind of gambling.

Everyone wanted to know what Qin Feng would say about this.

Qin Feng said: "In recent years, gambling has been banned for many times, and it has become more and more popular. Not only rich people are gambling, but players are also starting to gamble." After speaking, he whispered mysteriously, "Here I am. There is an inside message that I can't tell others, um, of course, I can't help it if it is released on TV."

Everyone laughed, Nima can't tell others that you are still here.You absolutely did it on purpose.

I just heard Qin Feng say: "How ridiculous is it to say that there is a team in the domestic league? Eleven people play football, and seven people are betting on football. It is a team, and almost half of the people are involved in gambling. , and buy your own team to lose, hey, think about it, what suspense is there? It will definitely lose, seven members of my team bought their own team to lose, and in the end...haven't lost yet!"

Hearing this, everyone is confused. You must know that a team brings a total of eleven goalkeepers.Now seven people are betting on the ball and still haven't lost.This is too weird.

Qin Feng shrugged and said, "That's because they didn't notify the foreign aid! As a result, the foreign aid kicked with all their might, and ended up winning the opponent by four goals."

Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized.Boom all laughed. Baby and the others sat in front of them and couldn't stop laughing.Liu Yifei took out a wet wipe from her pocket and wiped her eyes.Tears burst out laughing.

Qin Feng concluded: "So the current situation of Chinese football can basically be described as follows: the Football Association fooling the club - this is called management, the club fooling the players - this is called operation, the players fooling the football - this is called personality, the Football Association club Flicking the fans with the players - this is called Chinese football!"

This sentence is very meaningful.

Some people only understood after thinking about it, and immediately applauded, "Well said!"

The applause sounded for a long time!

Many people in the circle who watched the show were all bright, but they didn't expect Qin Feng to have a lot of depth in the details of these ridiculous-sounding jokes.

Qin Feng looked at everyone and continued: "After talking about the recent news, let's talk about the weather, the weather is getting colder and colder, it is almost the end of the year, and the annual Spring Festival is about to come again, I believe it has passed the test of the Spring Festival. All comrades should have a deep understanding. Last year, probably around the time of the Chinese New Year, there was a major murder case in a certain province. The suspect was on the run. A few days later, the suspect was arrested. A reporter asked him why it took him so many days. If he didn't run away, the suspect couldn't help but yelled, 'You think I don't want to run! I've been queuing for three days at the train station without getting a ticket."

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the audience laughed again.Qin Feng said with a smile, "That's why the local public security chief said firmly when interviewed by reporters, 'Our investigation department expects that the suspect will not be able to escape from our province. Sure enough, our police comrades are still quite efficient!"

The audience laughed again.

Qin Feng suddenly turned around and said, "So, in the future, it is very necessary for us to go out and take a plane! Some time ago, I went to Changsha to record a program and met a captain on the plane."

The atmosphere at the scene was very warm, and the laughter continued. Qin Feng combined the latest news with the jokes in his brain to tell everyone.

At the end of the show, Qin Feng conducted a live question and answer session.A bespectacled audience member stood up and said, "I'm so excited to meet you here today. You're my idol. Here's a question for you!"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Please ask!"

The audience member raised his eyes and said, "What do you think of the current society?"

Hearing the audience's question, everyone quieted down.This question is a bit too big.If Qin Feng's answer is not good, it will inevitably lead to another attack from the Brick House Called Beast.

Qin Feng lowered his head to think for a moment, raised his head with a smile, and said, "This question is too big, but I can still answer it, and I have to answer it with a song."

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the curiosity of the audience was lifted. Qin Feng used songs to answer questions.Everyone looked at Qin Feng eagerly.

The staff next to him gave Qin Feng a guitar.Qin Feng said with a smile, "The name of this song is "I Heard". I use this song to answer the audience's question and also bring an end to our first episode of the show."

Chapter [-]: Qin Feng was scolded again

Qin Feng debuted with an original song.Qin Feng's original songs are more classic than each other. Everyone is looking forward to what kind of songs Qin Feng will use to answer this question.

Qin Feng was holding the guitar, and the staff brought a chair to Qin Feng.Qin Feng sat on the chair and gently plucked the guitar and sang.

"I heard from a worker that I haven't had Coke for a long time, and a businessman said what should I eat today. I heard from a security guard that he can earn more than [-] yuan a month, and a lady said that her [-] yuan a month is really not much. I heard a beggar say that his mobile phone has changed several times, a laid-off person said that he has not used the pager yet, a primary school student said that my mother wants this and that, and a college student said that food is not expensive, Dad, don’t worry, listen The child said that Nike and Adi have more than me, and another child said that I really want to have a desk!"

Here, Qin Feng's voice suddenly choked up.Qin Feng's voice is very pure.He sang this song to remind people of the first time he stood on the Good Voice stage and sang the song "Did anyone tell you" that touched the judges.

But the lyrics of this song are very realistic, and every line of lyrics sings the above phenomenon of our country's current society.Following Qin Feng's magnetic voice, everyone was immersed in the song.

Qin Feng closed his eyes and sang on the stage: "I heard a bastard say that if something happens, let's squat on the wine table, I am happy when I hear a fool say that I am full or not hungry, and I am happy to hear a lunatic say that I want a revolution and I want to be free, listen to this Who is the blind man singing this broken song!" Qin Feng tapped the guitar lightly.

After singing the song, Qin Feng calmed down and said, "Thank you for watching the first episode of "Qin Feng Talk Show". Today's show is over!" Qin Feng took off his guitar and bowed slightly. .

After Qin Feng announced the end, the scene was quiet and silent.

Two seconds later, an audience member suddenly stood up from his seat excitedly and clapped his hands desperately with the strength of his entire body!

The second person!

The tenth person!

Hula blink!

The audience at the scene all stood up. Many of them seemed to be unable to express their emotions and excitement at the moment. All these emotions were turned into applause and sent to Qin Feng. Some people could see that both hands were being photographed. It became red, but he still didn't stop, he still stood there and couldn't help clapping his hands. No one left, no one left, just clapping in place!