Reborn Black Cat, they all call me the Lord of Weirdness

As Lin Ye left with a group of stray cats, the massive cat gang and dog gang fight came to an end.

The college students were really addicted to it.

Many of them took their mobile phones to record the whole process.

They immediately shared the videos on various group chats, Moments, Douyin and other social platforms.

Some of them even edited the videos and added music.

When these videos appeared on major video platforms, they quickly became popular without any surprises and gained extremely high traffic on the Internet.

One of the videos even received more than one million likes in a few hours.

The video started with a classic soundtrack, followed by AI dubbing.

"Jinghai is not big, but it has created a legend. Previously, there was a street brawl in Dongxing Hongxing, and now there is a campus fight between the Cat Gang and the Dog Gang."

"It's not that you can't afford to go to the cinema, but it's more cost-effective to watch the fight live. Welcome everyone to watch the large-scale war documentary Cats and Dogs Fighting."

"The cause of the incident was that a stray dog ​​broke into the cats' territory and chased a stray cat to a tree..."

"In the end, the leader of the Cat Gang, Xiaohei, released the leader of the Dog Gang, Wangcai, on the spot, and left with a group of stray cats."

"Even the famous military commentator, the five-star general of the United States, MacArthur, said after watching it that the Dog Gang was indeed strong, but those who offended our Cat Gang would meow meow meow meow even if they were far away."

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The total length of the video is nearly 20 minutes.

The whole process records Dahan being chased up a tree, Lin Ye coming to rescue and being ambushed by the Dog Gang, and then Lin Ye knocked down more than 30 stray dogs with the power of a cat, and seriously injured the leader of the stray dogs, Wangcai.

When Lin Ye was fighting, the video host also specially matched the passionate music from a certain ninja animation in Japan.

When the two brothers Sangkun and Sangbiao appeared with more than 100 cats, the video host matched the music of Young and Dangerous, Superstars in Troubled Times.

With the blessing of music, the already passionate video was sublimated instantly, and the audience in the comment area called it explosive.

"Wow, I didn't expect that the most exciting clip in 2024 would be a fight between cats and dogs."

"This plot beats 90% of the movies and TV series on the market now. I watched the whole thing without fast-forwarding."

"I guess the movie won't pass the review if it's shot like this. It's too serious about gangs."

"That's right. Not only is it seriously related to gangs, it's also suspected of illegal crimes."

"Who can resist watching an episode of a group of cats and dogs fighting in a group?"

"If I were in this university, I could just skip classes and watch it for a whole day."

"What era is this? How can there still be gang fights? Oh, dogs and cats, that's fine."

"The nature of this incident is too bad. Has it been reported to the Jinghai City Police Dog Corps? What instructions did the Black Cat Sheriff give on this matter? Have the criminal suspects cats and dogs been arrested?"

"The Black Cat Sheriff joined the fight. Look at the 18th minute and 26th second of the video. He broke the law knowingly, which is aggravated by his crime."

"Damn, this black cat is so It's a nipple, pressing the dog, the dogs are beaten into a dog. The wave dogs are all actors, and it can also be on it, and then it did not jump when it was just on the table. Yu knows why there are only large dogs, no large cats. "... There is no doubt, Lin Ye's performance in the video is directly convinced that I do n’t know how many netizens, and his fame has risen again. However, it is obviously not a good thing for him. "Senior Xiaohei, look here." Before Lin Ye could react, he was standing on the wall giving a lecture to a group of stray cats. A girl in a denim skirt took a picture of him with her mobile phone.

"Mimi, mimi, I have some dried fish here, let me touch it." Another girl squatted beside her, holding a bag of dried fish bought from the supermarket and teasing her.

Looking at the dried fish in her hand, Lin Ye rolled his eyes immediately.

Meow... (You are sick, this kind of smallIs dried fish for cats? I will have kidney failure if I eat it! )

However, his scolding made the girl's eyes light up instantly.

"Wow! Senior Xiao Hei is so cute, his voice is so soft and sticky."

Meow... (Damn! He actually said that my voice is soft and sticky!)

Lin Ye looked at the group of cats in front of him.

"Is my voice domineering?"

"Domineering! The voice of the Night King is the most domineering!" Sang Kun was the first to flatter him.

"Yes! The voice of the Night King is the most domineering among all our cats." Tiansha, who looked fierce and fierce, said in his hoarse and low voice.

"Then I am relieved. Let's continue the class. Where did I just say?"

"The Night King, you just said that the soft and cute appearance is the strongest weapon of us stray cats." The sheriff responded from the tree next to him.

"Yes! That's right. The soft and cute appearance is our strongest weapon against the bipeds. No biped can resist the temptation of cats. As long as we act cute, they will take the initiative to offer their loyalty."

"But you must remember, never develop feelings with bipeds. Feelings are a taboo for stray cats. Last month, Guapi developed feelings for a biped and was adopted by a biped. In the end, his balls were popped off."

"When I saw it yesterday, its voice became shrill. Such beings are called eunuchs by bipeds."

"Do you want to have your balls popped off and become an incomplete eunuch cat from now on?"

Lin Ye's majestic eyes swept across the audience.

"No!" The cats answered in unison.

"Very good! Whoever gets his balls chopped off in the future will no longer be a member of our Cat Gang!"

After nodding with satisfaction, Lin Ye said to a fat orange cat in the cat group:

"Silang, you have the best performance recently. You tricked four cat strips yesterday. Now you will personally demonstrate to everyone how to trick bipeds."

"Yes! Night King!"

As soon as the voice fell, the fat orange cat, which was bulging all over like a potato with four toothpicks stuck in it, climbed down from the tree.

After landing, it swaggered to the crowd.

As soon as a girl touched it with her hand, it tilted directly to the ground, and the bag of wealth on its belly spread out on the ground like a dough.

The four short legs kept stepping on the girl's shoes, and bursts of coquettish sounds came out of its mouth.

Seeing this scene, the girl's heart melted, and she immediately opened her bag and took out the high-end cat cans that were originally prepared for her cat.

Seeing this scene, the cats on the trees and walls were almost staring at it.

Lin Ye felt even more regretful.

"Damn it, it's actually a can of high-end cat food worth more than ten yuan. I can't eat it more than a few times a month. If I had known, I would have demonstrated it myself."

"I hope this kid knows what's good for me and leave half for me."

"And this two-legged beast, she actually betrayed her cat master and kept a mistress outside!"

However, in front of the high-end cat canned food, the fat Tachibana Shiro didn't remember him as the boss in his heart. In less than a minute, he ate the cat can directly, without leaving any soup.

Just when Lin Ye's teeth were itching with hatred, a gentle female voice suddenly came from under the wall.

"Xiao Hei, I finally found you, look what I brought you!"