Reborn: The fierce cute table turned out to be my girlfriend

Heard Tang’s shallow and fierce voice on the mobile phone,

Chen Jianguo was stunned on the spot,

For a moment, he even suspected that he had misheard, because he had only seen shallow last night,

This girl, that is called a beautiful and elegant, simply beautiful to the extent that it is indescribable, how come this moment, she suddenly…

Could it be that she is in her original form?

“Hey! Dog man, why don’t you talk? Is it self-aware and feels sorry for this girl, huh? ”

Tang Qiansha did not know yet, but still looked alive and asked.

“Oh… Shallow, I’m your Uncle Chen…”

Chen Jianguo replied tremblingly.

Burst……

Tang Qiansha heard Chen Jianguo’s voice and almost didn’t go over on the spot,

After being stunned for a while, she came back to her senses, quickly switched to a good girl mode, and said with a smile:

“Hee-hee, Uncle Chen is good! I’m sorry, I joked with Chen Jiang just now, but I didn’t expect you to answer it, didn’t scare you, right? Hee-hee, huh…”

Tang was shallowly confused, and Chen Jianguo was even more confused, and he could only cry and laugh and reply:

“Well, no… No, shallow, did Chen Jiang bully you? You tell your uncle, uncle and aunt are angry for you! ”

Tang shallow is not stupid, she immediately thought,

If he admits that he was bullied by Chen Jiang,

That is equivalent to admitting that the swearing words just now are all out of their own intentions, then their image in Chen Jiang’s house is…

Yes! Why are there pits everywhere today?

Fortunately, this girl is clever this time, otherwise she would really be dead.

“No, no, Chen Jiang, he didn’t bully me.

We have a good relationship, really Uncle Chen, I really joked with him just now.”

Tang was so anxious that he stomped his foot, afraid that Chen Jianguo would not believe it, and added:

“Chen Jiang, he often jokes with me like this, I call him a dog man, he calls me a dead woman, we are both used to it.

If you don’t believe it, Uncle Chen, go and ask him.”

Saying that, she was about to cry,

He also said that he called over to scold Chen Jiang,

As a result, the dog man did not scold, but he scolded himself first, alas! What’s going on here?!

Ahem…

Chen Jianguo was choked by Tang’s shallow words, and he couldn’t help but sigh in his heart, the young people now are getting less and less like words,

What a dog man, a dead woman’s,

How can this look like a high school student?!

But at this time, he did believe Tang’s shallow words, so he said comfortingly:

“Shallow, don’t worry, uncle knows you’re joking.

By the way, it’s so late, do you have something to do with Chen Jiang? ”

Before the words fell, Chen Jiang just returned to the bedroom,

So, Chen Jianguo handed him the mobile phone,

“Oh, shallow phone, smelly boy, I warn you, you give me something serious in the future! Especially don’t call people shallow and so ugly anymore, what a dead woman! How can you be a boy?! Did you hear that? ”

“Huh? Oh, oh.”

Chen Jiang looked confused, took the mobile phone, and fed it,

Hearing his husband’s voice, Tang shallow and worried little heart, finally had a landing.

She immediately lowered her voice, as if she were an underground party, and whispered:

“Ah Jiang, is there anyone next to you? Is your dad still with you? ”

“No one, my dad went back to his room, by the way, what did you say to my dad just now, what did he say about a dead woman, why can’t I understand it?”

“Woo hoo… Husband, you all bully me one by one, I’m really wronged…”

Tang Qiansha immediately shouted with a crying voice, grievances,

At this moment, she just wants to be coquettish with her husband, and has long forgotten the original intention of calling,

“Husband, I want to hug, but also kiss, I want it now, I’ll drive to your house to find you, okay!”

“Tang Meili, what’s wrong with you? Your sudden change in appearance is strange and scary, I can’t accept it all of a sudden.”

Chen Jiang was really confused, after all, since the rebirth, the two have been plaguing each other most of the time, Tang Meili coquettish with herself like this, that was still in the previous life,

After a pause, he continued:

“Besides, what time is it, in the middle of the night, let’s not toss the parents on both sides, obedient!” Stay at home honestly, and you tell me what’s going on.”

“Woo hoo… Well then husband, I’m obedient! I listen to you! I will be obedient, then you must also agree, you will not bully me again in the future, tomorrow when you get to school, you will coax me well! ”

Tang shallow hummed and coquettishly said.

The next day, early reading class,

Suddenly, without warning, “Shhh… Groove! ”

Another familiar scream, which instantly overshadowed the students’ reading sound, and the students looked at Chen Jiang with mixed feelings,

At this time, at the front door of the classroom, Lao Ma’s voice came, “Chen Jiang, what’s wrong with you?” ”

Without waiting for Chen Jiang to speak, a classmate answered first:

“Teacher Ma, his feet are cramped, it’s strange, he has been pumping at least once a day recently, and he can’t move.”

“Huh?”

Lao Ma looked surprised and blurted out, “Chen Jiang, you’ve eaten 20 skewers of roast lamb balls, why haven’t you seen it yet?” Don’t you say that it is a secret recipe prescribed to you by an old Chinese doctor? ”

After that, Lao Ma’s old face suddenly changed, and he realized that it was inappropriate to mention that thing in front of the students.

“Ahem, that, Chen Jiang, you come to my office.”

With that, Lao Ma turned around and left the classroom quickly.

Poofhaha…

When the boys saw the head teacher leave, they immediately burst into laughter,

“Brother, what Lao Ma said is true? Did you really eat 20 skewers of that thing? So you’re afraid you can breathe fire now, right? ”

“Big brother, although men want to be cruel to themselves, they don’t take you like this?! Seriously, you can’t play yourself to death like this! ”

“Brother Chen Jiang, I still say that, in the future, take it easy, we are still young, it will not be…”

Chen Jiang suddenly had a big exclamation mark on his head,

Lao Ma, you are also enough, which of your eyes sees me eating 20 skewers, you just leave it here! Brother’s image has been ruined by you!

And at this time, Li Shuang sat back and patted Chen Jiang’s shoulder,

Chen Jiang turned around and said angrily:

“What? I’ve encountered a peach blossom robbery again, right? ”

Li Shuang waved his hand and said seriously:

“When are you still here for the peach blossom robbery, you didn’t provoke the girl this time to get sick, this problem is serious, you know?” This means that heavenly punishment is coming.”

I’ll go……

Chen Jiang rolled his eyes and gave Li Shuang a middle finger.

After this small storm passed, Chen Jiang whispered to his tablemates:

“Tang Meili, why are you here? Didn’t you say last night that you will be obedient in the future? ”

“Hee-hee, didn’t expect that, did you? Sister slept and eased up again! Little lick dog, let’s go ahead, find a way to chase me today yourself! ”

Tang shallow a rogue look,

“No, then I didn’t provoke you just now, did I? If you want that, then don’t blame me for starting to fight back.”

“Hmph, you still fight back, who told you to say that my head was kicked by a donkey, you are not wronged at all, but last night this girl did not find a chance to start, so you jumped for another night.”

“Yes, I don’t know if your head was kicked by a donkey, but I was kicked by a donkey firmly.”

Chen Jiang shook his head and got up and left the classroom.

“You!”