Reborn: The fierce cute table turned out to be my girlfriend

“Junko, my mother is really convinced of you! You said that it was hard to skip class to go back to an Internet café, what kind of bird game did you play? It’s not interesting at all, waste time, brother will take you to play legends in the future.”

In the corridor of the teaching building, Li Shuang complained to a boy next to him while walking to the classroom.

“You know a fart! That’s called Zuma, the game that just came out this year, the world is hot, you know! ”

The boy named Junko was not convinced.

“Global hit? Isn’t it just a toad spitting beads, similar to what bubble dragon used to be, I don’t think it’s interesting.”

Li Shuang shook his head.

At this time, Tang Qiansha and Miao Qing just went to the bathroom and met Li Shuang and them,

It’s just that boys and girls, everyone meets outside, basically don’t say hello, Tang Qiansha and Miao Qing whispered while walking, but they didn’t notice Li Shuang,

“Shallow, it seems that your conspiracy failed, and Chen Jiang escaped this time.”

Miao Qing whispered.

“Hmph, he can escape the first day of junior high school, he can’t hide from fifteen, this girl has the means, and she will kill him tomorrow!”

Tang snorted lightly.

“Smelly girl, then you are not allowed to take me with you tomorrow!”

The words of the two girls were heard by Li Shuang, and they???

He looked confused, thought for a while, and then figured it out, probably when he was not there in the afternoon,

Chen Jiang, this kid, pursued Tang Da beauty to the death, and annoyed the Tang Da beauties.

Good fellow, Tang Da beauty said, tomorrow to kill him?

That’s a blast!

Should I send a message to my brother? Or should I watch the play secretly? Gee……

Thinking of this, Li Shuang grinned and laughed.

Back to the classroom,

Li Shuang sat down in his seat,

Looking at the back of Chen Jiang lying on the table in front of him, somehow, he suddenly wanted to laugh.

Alas, I don’t know how miserable tomorrow buddy will be?! Chen Jiang, don’t blame your brother!

Some time ago you pitted me so many times, and I didn’t think about settling accounts with you,

This time, it’s your goddess who wants to kill you, so I’m just a little onlooker! That’s not too much, isn’t it?!

Come to think of it, poof… With a bang,

Li Shuang couldn’t help but laugh,

When Chen Jiang heard the sound, he looked back at Li Shuang in puzzlement, cough…

“Today I exploded a piece of god equipment! It’s fun to think about! ”

Li Shuang coughed and wanted to cover up.

“Sand sculpture!”

Chen Jiang sighed and was about to turn around,

Li Shuang glanced at the handbag on his desk, quickly nodded his shoulder, and said:

“Dude, is there still in that cup of milk tea?” Give me some drink, I just ate a bowl of instant noodles in the Internet café, it is spicy and salty, and my throat is about to smoke!”

If it is an ordinary young couple, the food sent by the girlfriend, the boy will definitely not be able to take it to other boys to eat, but Chen Jiang and Tang are shallow,

The two have been together for so many years before they were reborn, and they have long been like old husbands and wives, and sending something will naturally not be regarded as a rare baby.

Hearing Li Shuang’s throat smoking, Chen Jiang didn’t think much, so he directly handed the cup of milk tea to Li Shuang,

“I haven’t drunk this cup yet, I’ve given it to you!”

Li Shuang is indeed thirsty enough,

After taking the milk tea, without pause, he lifted the lid, put the mouth of the milk tea cup to his mouth, and was ready to drink a lot, at the same time, Tang Qiansha and Miao Qing just came back from outside,

Standing at the back door of the classroom, the two girls saw Li Shuang posing for a booze, and suddenly shouted in their hearts, “Li Shuang, don’t drink!” ”

Tang shallow reacted quickly and hurriedly shouted,

This shout startled the class, and everyone turned their eyes to Li Shuang, but although Li Shuang heard Tang’s shallow shout, he didn’t have time to stop, because he had already raised his head and drank a large mouthful,

Boom bang

The milk tea liquid was wrapped in many large pearls, and they drank into his mouth together,

Hearing Tang’s shallow shout, for a moment, Li Shuang thought of what he had just heard Miao Qing say in the corridor, Chen Jiang escaped?

No way? Is this calamity of his going to be upon me? Before he could figure it out,

The tongue and throat suddenly had a hot burning sensation, poof…

Immediately afterwards, Li Shuang couldn’t help but spray out all the milk tea liquid in his mouth, and then,

Ahem… Ahem…

Li Shuang coughed several times in a row,

And every time you cough, several large black pearls will erupt from your mouth, two, five, eight…

The whole class silently counted for Li Shuang with a confused look, what kind of flower work is Li Shuang playing?

Last time I sprayed snot, this time I sprayed pearls, it’s not over This is?!

Seeing this, the boy named Junzi did not hold back, hiccuped, and was directly dumbfounded, somehow, he suddenly remembered Li Shuang’s complaining just now,

…… Toads spit beads?

This kid, isn’t this a live-action version of Zuma! Or brotherhood play!

Saying my game is not interesting,

Good guys, this will make you go straight to the real cos.

Of course, because it’s 2004, Junzi doesn’t know the game of Plants vs. Zombies, otherwise, he saw Li Shuang like this,

Maybe the first thing that comes to mind will be a pea shooter, and it’s still in the form of a twin…

……

After drinking the mineral water handed by a kind classmate, Li Shuang finally eased up,

Aaaaa

Like a little grudge, he clenched his fists and kept smashing at Chen Jiang, and Tang sat shallowly on the side, laughing non-stop,

“Tang shallow, you are too much, this is the second time! You see, you toss people Xiaoshuang! ”

Chen Jiang looked at his second daughter-in-law and glared…

Tang shallow knew that he was at a loss, covered his mouth and said to Li Shuang with a smile:

“I’m sorry Li Shuang, that cup of milk tea has chili sauce in it, I prepared it for Chen Jiang, I really didn’t expect you to drink it, I was wrong.”

“Tang Da beauty, don’t blame you, blame Chen Jiang, this kid, he makes me bad every time!”

LI Shuangdao.

“No, don’t bite Lu Dongbin, you asked me for milk tea yourself, how do I know that this milk tea is poisonous, I kindly took it to you to quench your thirst.”

Chen Jiang defended.

“I don’t care anyway, I thundered for you again!” You kid treat! ”

“Cut, no problem.

But this time you remember, you are not allowed to eat cephalosporin.”

“You! I’m TM enough too! ”

After this storm, the students continued to start evening self-study,

“Tang Meili, I didn’t provoke you, why are you poisoning me again?”

Chen Jiang questioned his fellow table in a low voice.

Tang shallow played such a trick, of course, it was not because Chen Jiang asked her friends to call her sister-in-law, it was just an excuse to prevaricate Miao Qing,

“Woo-woo, then you are all guaranteed, I still have to read hard, I am not bitter in my heart!” So I want to take a little revenge! ”

Tang shallow looked aggrieved, and replied in a low voice,

“Besides, this milk tea is not called a poisonous hand, so I put some chili sauce, which is just a little spicy to drink.”

Who would have thought that Li Shuang was that kind of drinker?! Don’t blame me, Ah Jiang! Sorry! ”

“Tang Meili, you are so restless, it seems that I will arrange a needle for you as soon as possible.”

“Really?! Teacher Chen Jiang, please arrange it quickly, otherwise this girl will not be able to resist poisoning you!” ”

“……！”

Fourth.