Reborn: The Godfather Has Fallen For Me
Chapter 827: Urinate anywhere
That night, no one was asleep. They were sitting around the fire. The small hills next to them became their natural barriers. If they wanted to go forward, they had to pass the lake over there, but as long as the thought of the lake was There will be things, everyone looks helpless and Cheng Si.
"Since it is also an illusion, then I must find the front line."
"But before it was Tai Chi gossip, what is this now?"
If Tai Chi gossip can at least find the yin and yang points, if they can't find it, they can't just guess.
Moreover, none of them knows the five elements and gossip, so the lake in front of them has really become a huge problem.
"Damn, what the **** did I send the Lao Tzu to do? Let's see how many of our brothers are dead. Now the scalper's hands are also gone. What will happen in the future? Lao Tzu are guards, not explorers."
Buffalo is a native of S province, with a very heavy accent. In the past, the dark guards might still be able to make a few jokes with him in dialect, but at this moment, each of them has this little thought in his heart, how can he care about him?
But being sold by Jiang Haoting is not uncommon, and it's useless to complain.
"Okay, let's figure out how to cross the river. I will retire when I die or go out."
Hearing Red Bull say this, the buffalo and the little cow all looked at Red Bull with surprise. The boss is going to retire?
The boss likes the army so much, how could he be discharged?
"Boss, if you go, I will go too. I will follow you."
"Yes, I will follow you too."
Hearing what they said, Shen Xiaoxiao broke the silence and smiled:
"If you really leave the army, come and give me the energy of the security department, and keep it better than you are now."
Hearing Shen Xiaoxiao's words, Yan Kuan touched the top of her head helplessly. The child really hated Jiang Haoting so impatiently he began to win over people.
"Really? Well, boss, let's follow them."
The Buffalo was really upright and sincere, but Red Bull smiled helplessly, did not agree, and did not speak again.
"Huh, is it raining?"
Dark 9 looks at the sky, the moon is sparsely starry, and there is no rain?
However, it is normal to have rain at night in the mountains and forests, but when I heard of rain at this moment, whether Shen Xiaoxiao or Yankuan, a kind of guessing and bad premonition flowed out of my heart.
Don’t be what they think.
But things backfired, the rain began to rush in just a few seconds.
"This rain is coming too fast, let's not get flooded in this small recess."
15 used to say this very casually, but everyone looked at him, and the dark 4 even said:
"I don't think we will be flooded, but we will certainly be flooded."
"what……"
"No way. It's a distance from the lake, and there are so many trees."
"I think 15 is right. It is very likely that the water will rise here. The water monkeys cannot do without the water. This afternoon, it was all clear and sunny. It was definitely not easy to rain such a heavy rain suddenly."
"What should I do? Is it back again?"
"Lord, it's not good, the water is rising in front? And the speed is extremely fast, less than two hundred meters away from us."
11 who had been guarding the treetops eagerly yelled at the people under the tree.
"Calculate speed."
Yan Kuan asked immediately, and 11 pressed his arm and shouted at the following:
"1 meter per second."
1 meter per second, that means there are still 100 seconds, which is more than a minute, damn, this speed is too fast.
"Everyone climbs trees, the wounded are on their backs, look for thick trees to climb."
As soon as Yan Kuan finished speaking, everyone stood up. Fortunately, there was no time to set up a tent before. After all, everyone was very vigilant tonight and was not ready to sleep peacefully.
At this moment, he even carried his rucksack, and immediately climbed to the thick trees nearby.
Yan Kuan watched Shen Xiaoxiao crawling in front of him. He climbed up behind him. In less than 2 minutes, everyone had climbed to the top and was in place. At this time, the water had spread to the place they had just taken.
This is a dense forest, and each tree is at least 20 meters high.
They are all strictly trained, except for one injury, everyone is a master against ten. Climbing trees is a piece of cake.
They moved so fast, but even so, when they saw that they had just stood still and the lake had spread to the bottom, they were shocked in a cold sweat. The speed was abnormal.
"What should I do? This water won't rise up, right?"
"It shouldn't, look, it's spreading all the time."
In spite of that, Yan Kuan knew that these things, which could not be described by common sense, were actually possible to rise.
"Oh, the prey hasn't been cleaned yet, half-cooked things, will this attract that water monkey?"
Dan 16 roared a few words on the side of the tree. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the water monkey standing out from the water. You could see how the water just reached its knees. How did it come out?
He picked up the pheasant floating on the water and picked it up to eat. Then, the second, third, and many water monkeys who had not found food had already smelled and looked at them.
Injured scalpers have the strongest **** smell, and they can smell it even if they are so far away, while the tree water monkeys worn by scalpers and red bulls gather the most. At this moment, all the hearts are raised in their throats.
The water monkey is staring at the scalpers...
……
Woke up one afternoon, Xiaobao and Dabao drank some water. Of course, they were also convenient in the corner, and they began to look for a way out.
Both children have good memories, knowing that they have just entered the door from the east, which means that there are big rocks in the east, so they can only find their way out in the other three directions.
"Xiaobao, the Adventures of the Center of the Earth said that in these places, the general mechanism is on the wall, such as small round holes, or wall lamps. You can turn on the mechanism by turning it around or pressing it hard."
Dabao recalled the plot of a noon, such as Jiazhen, and reported it to Xiaobao. Xiaobao also watched the movie, which was naturally influential. Of course, his actions at the moment are almost the same as Dabao.
"Oh, Dabao, I stepped on your poop, it smells so bad."
Dabao was embarrassed for a while, okay, she had to **** when she was eating, she was already in the corner, how could this little treasure be stepped on, so stupid.
"It's stupid, I'm in the corner, you can still step on it."
"The general machinery is in the corner, what are you doing you have to pull in the corner."
Xiao Bao couldn't help but underestimate a few words. Of course, the flashlight on his head was also taken by the way because he just stepped on Da Bao's poo. But when he complained about Da Bao's urination and defecation, a small raised button was there. Next to Dabao Poop.
Xiaobao exclaimed: "Dabao, your **** really blocked the mechanism, come and see..."
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