Reborn: The Godfather Has Fallen For Me

Chapter 832: How proud to be a bandit

   "Didn't you say that the spider moved just now?"

  Xiaobao glanced at the big spider in front of him and asked Dabao.

   "Yes, it really moved just now, I saw them stand up, but why are they not moving now?"

  Dabao was puzzled. She obviously stood up looking at this big spider, but why doesn't she move anymore?

   "You must be dazzled, the lights here are too dim."

   "Really? It might be true, you are done urinating, shall we continue walking now?"

   "Let's go. These spiders may be statues, deceptive, you see they don't even have eyes."

  Well, people don’t have eyes. They were smoked by your boy's urine. Close them, okay?

   "Are you sure they won't eat us?"

  Dabao was a little timid, and asked carefully.

Little Treasure thought for a while, and took out a piece of marbles he had played before. He wanted to hit the spider and try it, but when he happened to escape from the bag, the marble fell to the ground. It happened to fall in Xiaobao's pee.

   "It's disgusting, I'm peeing again, this is your pee, go pick it up."

  Xiaobao looked at the marble with disgust, and touched it in the bag again. There was no more, there was only one.

  He is reluctant to throw spiders at other things. It’s not for food, or his small pistol. Forget it, let’s pick it up if he accepts his fate. Anyway, it’s his own pee, I’m not afraid of it.

  "Uncle Huo said before that they used to pee when they were young, and I will tell them you play pee ball when they are out."

  Little Bao simply ignored what Dabao said behind him, and even gave her a particularly disgusting look. Anyway, there is my urine on your leg, and you can’t get it clean.

  Little Treasure picked up the ball with a tissue, and threw it at Starscream who raised his head.

"Snapped"

   "Look, there is no response, it really is fake, but it seems to be doing it, I must have been dazzled just now."

   "Well, let's go then."

  The two children don't have the amazing vision of their parents, otherwise, they will definitely see the ball stained with boy urine hitting a hole directly on Starscream's hind leg.

  But it didn't dare to move, because the smell was too strong. If it moved, what should I do if it is stained by this holy object?

  Xiabao and Xiaobao were holding two big bags, and calmly walked around behind these spiders.

  Because both of them were stained with Xiaobao’s boy urine, the smell was very strong. When they walked past these spiders, none of the spiders scared moved.

  Of course, in the end Xiaobao was not afraid to even pick up the ball that fell under the bottom of a blue spider in the last row.

  But when he was bent over to pick it up, he actually saw the blue spider's **** shrinking and moving, just like a human being scared and locked in his butt.

  Xiaobao stood up in a daze and looked at the 7 spiders. At this moment, he knew that these 7 spiders were not fake, they were real.

  But why don’t they move? Fell asleep?

   "What's wrong? Don't you go? There is a room over there."

   "Oh, go now, go now, go quickly, go quickly."

  Little Treasure pulled up Dabao and walked to the front room, leaving here, there was only one thought in his mind, and he left here with Dabao.

  If these spiders wake up, it will be even worse.

  ……

   is also a boy pee, but this child's pee is definitely ten times stronger than an adult's pee.

  However, Yan Kuan and the others have a lot of volume, which can be regarded as an advantage.

   Seeing the behemoth slowly approaching them, other people also saw this weird mutant stone monkey with blood-red eyes.

   "Boss, what are we going to do?"

   "Find a way to pour all the boy's urine on it, and then bombard it."

  This is to **** the boy on this big thing, which is not easy to do.

  While Shen Xiaoxiao was still wondering what Yan Kuan would do, he saw Yan Kuan took out a disc from his bag, which resembled a careful mini-aircraft.

  Shen Xiaoli's eyes lit up when she saw this thing. Good fellow, flying robot, she almost forgot that they brought enough advanced equipment.

  The other guards saw Yan Kuan's movements and immediately took out their robot from their pockets. Everyone fixed the bottle to the small clamp under the robot, then clicked on the program, and all flew in the direction of the monster.

  "Good fellow, can you be so advanced as a bandit tool?"

  The cows couldn't hold back at first. Looking at such a small aircraft, they might not have such a high-tech thing in the military area.

   "Boy, this one thing alone is worth tens of millions. It is very useful. I will show it to you later. Also, do you think being a bandit is better than being a soldier?"

   Although the cow is envious, but he is a qualified soldier, he still said:

  "I am a Chinese soldier, I love my motherland, and I am willing to do it for me..."

   "Okay, okay, I still have the spirit to shout slogans, and I have the spirit to pee more."

  Dan 16 looked at the cow's dull look, really didn't know what to say to this person, and shouted slogans at every turn, right?

When    was choked by 16 like this, the cow stopped talking at once, and he couldn't urinate anymore, so how could he urinate?

  Looking at the aircraft slowly flying towards the stone monkey in the sky, everyone looked there nervously.

  Perhaps the stone monkey also noticed that the thing that suddenly flew towards it gave off a strange smell.

This smell made it a little scared. It didn't move forward anymore, but it didn't mean to turn around. Instead, it stared blankly at this flying in the sky, which was different from what it had seen before." "Birds" are like creatures, maybe it's wondering what it is.

   "These things are already somewhat spiritual, but they are not open to minds. They are similar to the thinking mode of a child. At the moment, I am still wondering what the flying thing is."

  Although this looks a bit dull, but no one will weaken the defense against the big guy.

Sets two, four, and seven are holding small cannonballs in their hands. This thing is hit on a typical 7-storey building, and it can also collapse the entire building, let alone all three cannonballs. there.

  A total of 8 bottles of boy urine, the urine of the youngest cow is placed in the middle, after reaching the destination.

  All the liquid was directly released by the clip on the flight instrument, and all fell on the stone monkey.

At first, the stone monkey didn't know what it was and still used his hand to pick it up. As a result, a scream sounded and a hole in its palm was burned out. When he cried, his mouth was wide open, and the top bottle followed his The mouth fell in.

  All of them felt strong burns inside and out. The big guy who got him rolled on the spot, and the tree under them started to shake.

   "It really works."

   "Ready to shoot."

   "coax"

   "coax"

   "coax"

  A red light soared into the sky, burning at the stone monkey in the distance, reaching the sky...

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