Reborn Usopp

“I didn’t have plastic surgery, I was shipwrecked when I went out to sea, I floated to a desert island, and I ate a fruit with a very strange pattern and that’s it.” Pinch the head, remove the tail, omit the process and the cause, perfect. Usopp gave himself a small thumbs up.

I hope Lao Sang is not a person who likes to dig into the bottom of things. Usopp secretly prayed in his heart, asked but could not lie, did not say it, and seemed to distrust the elders and hurt his feelings.

Alas! It’s hard to be human, and it’s even harder to be an honest person.

“Strange patterned fruit? Devil Fruit? The careless eyes of the weapon master obviously did not pay attention to the rationality of the story, but paid more attention to the key word fruit.

“？ Did you eat the Devil Fruit? Sunderland’s eyes widened in surprise.

“Ugh!” Usopp looked embarrassed, how to return? Positive or negative? Affirmation means that you know the devil fruit, and denying yourself is lying. Dead end?

What if it’s an interrogative sentence? Ask “What is a fruit?” “It’s not a lie.

You can’t try it randomly, the price of failure is too heavy, it will make the nose straighten.

The old blacksmith’s simple question plunged Usopp into a brief loop.

“？ Nima! You kid really dares to eat anything, and he is not afraid of poisoning, but I have to say that your kid’s luck is against the sky. ”

“Do you know what you eat? That is the secret treasure of the sea, the devil fruit, after eating it, it will have the power of the devil, but what fruit do you eat? How can it also have a plastic surgery effect, your aunt is estimated to like it very much. The weapon master’s thinking was obviously not as complicated as Usopp thought.

The old blacksmith stimulated by the Devil Fruit turned on the long-lost fragmentation mode, and without Usopp answering or asking, he began to smoothly add everything that should be supplemented to Usopp.

From the origin of the devil fruit all the way to, Aunt Ahir wanted to know that there was a devil fruit that could be plastic surgery, and she had already gone to grab and eat Yunyun.

An hour later, the old blacksmith stopped and drank two sips of water, and Usopp’s brain was now like a hornet’s nest, buzzing, and there was still echo in his ears.

What is Lao Tie doing while I’m not at home? Trained mouths away? This skill has obviously increased by several levels! Then I think of another cold macho big cousin.

Usopp has a livid face, why are the current macho men all two-faced? Are the waves so wild and so attractive behind the ground?

Knotty. It’s tricky. This special meow was sent down to influence my state of mind.

Steady. You can’t let your guard down.

Usopp obviously didn’t want to get involved with the weapon master in the matter of the fruit, he was afraid that he would not be able to go home today.

Hurry up and offer what you have been preparing for a long time. Seriously! Usopp believes that no one can resist the allure of gemstones, men and women.

Nami? It could be crazy.

“I’ll go! Didn’t you kid go to sea as a pirate, right? Stolen goods? Thinking of this, the joy in Lao Tie’s eyes turned serious, and Lao Tie felt that as the guardian of Usopp, he could not go astray at a young age.

“Where did this thing come from?” Seeing this scene, Ahir, who appeared out of nowhere, asked in a deep voice in a clear voice.

Such a young child will rob, and when he grows up, he will pay it back. I can’t say that I will destroy my relatives today.

“Ugh! Why are you so serious all of a sudden? Oops, there’s something to say, don’t do it, don’t do it. It was not robbed, it was not robbed, it was found together on the merchant ship where the devil fruit was found. Didn’t steal or rob. It’s true. Looking at the solemnity and coldness in the eyes of the two, Usopp suddenly panicked a little, and quickly explained.

“Really?” x2, the Sunderland couple asked in unison. However, after listening to Usopp’s explanation, the murderous aura in his eyes went a lot. Usopp’s character is still relatively strong in the heart of the second elder.

“Really, really, really. I swear to my nose that my nose will grow longer if I lie. Usopp did not dare to hide anything from these two people who cared so much about him. I was afraid that the two would be angry.

Looking at Usopp’s words, thinking about the person who had contacted Usopp before, the two gradually relaxed their hearts, and heard Usopp swear with his nose, the two couldn’t help but feel a little guilty in their hearts.

“What a boy! I blamed you for my mistake. Ahir touched Usopp’s head with pity, his eyes full of guilt.

“Alright! You care too, I know. Do you still want this jewelry? Don’t want me to take it back? Usopp gestured to put it back in his bag.

Looking at Usopp’s slow movements, the Sunderlands looked at each other, and bursts of electricity turned into a dark code, flowing between their eyes.

Do you want a daughter-in-law? This kid is almost putting away.

Yes, hurry. I can’t get a kneeling hammer.

Good boo! Order!

The two ended their communication in less than half a second. His eyes lit up as he stared at Usopp’s retracted hand.

“Big nephew, see outside, hahaha! Don’t worry about going back, stay for lunch together, your aunt heard that you are coming, the dishes are ready. “: Old Sang stepped forward to hold Usopp’s hand, took the box down, and handed it back to Ahir behind him.

“Uh-huh. Don’t leave, just stay for dinner, I’ll go prepare now, and you two have a good chat.” Ahir, who took the box, did not wait for Usopp to react, turned around and went into the kitchen.

Hehe! The corners of Usopp’s mouth twitched, and the lower limit of the old-timers was not low.

I’m pretty skilled.

And which of the hell of you two heard that I was coming? _

Feilu reminds you: three things to read – collect, push