Reborn Wolf Cub

    Yu Lang raised his eyebrows, raised his small chin, and looked at An Huilan with disdain. He was certain that An Huilan could not move him, and she would not move him, as long as there was no one percent With absolute certainty, he knew that he was not her son. Even if she only doubted 99%, she would not touch him. He had no psychological obstacles, and continued to provoke her. He was even more innocent and full of curiosity. Desire, **** off with a small mouth, "Why can't I do it? Before, my mother asked me to wash my socks by myself, and I'm not used to it. It's good to get used to it. The same is true for my little brother.

    What does it mean to be unable to do it by herself? Isn't he the one who did it by herself?

    Yu Lang looked at An Huilan's ashamed and angry look, took advantage of his innocent appearance, continued to play hooligans, dragged Yu Haitian's sleeves and climbed up, "Dad, daddy... you are really stupid. , I'm not as smart as the second child, so the second child came up with a good idea. He bought his second mother a stick. That stick is very valuable. He stole half of my pocket money before buying it. Come down, but it seems that her second mother likes it very much, when she opened the gift, her face turned green with joy."

    "Stick...what stick?" Yu Haitian was very strange.

    Yu Lang gave his dad a look of how stupid you are, continued to speak innocently, and tried to make An Huilan mad, "It was last month, when his second mother's birthday, the younger son A gift for his second mother, I'm glad to see you all around that stick."

    Yu Haitian wailed.

    The second son of the Rong family is the second son of the Rong family. The Rong family and the Yu family have been friends for several generations. Last month, the second generation of the Rong family was also the father of the second son, and the newly married wife On the 23rd birthday, I invited a few acquaintances to get together.

    Rong Er was good with his son, so Yu Haitian went with his wife and children.

    Yu Lang was having fun with Rong Er at the banquet, and when the adults were not paying attention, he put the gifts they carefully prepared into the gift pile of the sweet wife.

    Yu Haitian and the others drank a few more glasses and coaxed them together. The little wife opened the gift in front of everyone. When she opened the gift, she almost fainted without shock.

    The people around them blamed each other for a long time, who is so immoral to send their own simulation toys as gifts? If you really have no money, you can also send a pair of socks. If not, buddy You can also sponsor a few, so why be so immoral.

    After checking for a long time, I couldn't find out which wicked ghost sent this wicked gift.

    The first object of suspicion was the little girl's stepson, Rong Anrui, who was only six years old and had a bad stomach.

    Yu Haitian and the others took out the usual Sherlock Holmes investigation methods, and strictly checked the pocket money of the second boy It will make people lose a tooth, which is completely normal consumption.

    The suspicion of Rong Er boy was ruled out. They were still wondering if there were such wicked people among them. The so-called friend's wife can't be molested and give fake toys to others. Is this a molestation? What else is flirting.

    Who is this wicked person, hurry up and apologize to the little sister-in-law.

    Today the truth is revealed, the second boy of Emotional Rong introduced foreign capital, and his son provided support.

    Yu Haitian coughed twice, mourned for the little wife, lifted his son, put him on the dining table, and let him sit opposite him, holding back his smile, "Baby, tell me Dad, where did you and Rong Er boy buy the dildo... Wrong, where did you buy that stick?"

    This kind of thing is not easy to find. There is no such thing in the market. You have to go abroad or secretly to find it. Sell ​​this stuff to a kid.

    "That stick." Yu Lang lowered his head and played with his fingers, blinking his big eyes, looking very innocent, "We bought it from a child in the second child class."

    This, Yu Lang still remembers, there is no way, this record is too brilliant, he wants to forget and he can't forget it, he remembers the whole thing clearly.

    Little Erzi hates his little mother so much that his teeth itch, Xiao Erzi is the proposer, he is a planner, an actor and an investor.

    Someday.

    "Nima, I have to give that woman some color to see who she thinks she is, she really thinks she is my mother, dare to control me, and dare to sue me."

    "Little Erzi, what do you mean by Nima?"

    He swears that at that time his meaning was absolutely pure, who can expect him to not urinate before the age of seven, can you know what this sentence means, this sentence is definitely a Serious question.

    Little Erzi listened to this sentence as a prompt sentence.

    "Okay, let's do that."

    They surreptitiously, with black cloth covering their faces, found a foreign agency, and when the owner called the police, they disappeared.

    Next, they covered masks and gloves, and turned through five garbage cans, but still no garbage they wanted was recycled.

    At that time, there was no online shopping, even if there was online shopping, although they could go online, they did not need an ID card for online shopping, but it required a bank card, and they could not use his father or his father's credit card to install pay now.

    The plan was about to have an abortion. When the plan was about to have an abortion, when they were going to give Rong Er boy a litter of dead mice to his stepmother, things turned around.

     There is a sack hidden under the bed, who do you want to talk to?

    The little fat man gave them a 50% discount. Yu Lang paid half of his pocket money and got a small stick that the little fat man smuggled from their house.

    What a cute little fat man, since then, the three of them have become good friends hand in hand, so the little fat man also invited them to have a luxurious meal of KFC and gave them a dozen The condoms for them are still chocolate-flavored.

    His green years are gone forever.

    Of course, he will never make a fool of using condoms as a ball again.

    Yu Haitian was speechless, no wonder they didn't find it out, it happened so coincidentally, and the little sister-in-law was unlucky, but that little stick wasn't second-hand, right? As for the second-hand goods, no one uses them anyway. He told his son carefully, "Don't let your Uncle Rong know about this."

    Yu Lang's stupid expression made Yu Haitian's teeth hurt, and threatened, "Uncle Rong knows, he will definitely spank you."

    Yu Lang looked like you were really stupid, and said chubby, "What are you afraid of, Grandma Rong doesn't like the second son and his second mother."

    Uncle Rong eats the second son, the second son can eat Grandma Rong, and Grandma Rong can beat Uncle Rong, who are he and the second son Rong afraid of? This is a very simple food chain, Yu Lang and Rong Er knew it before they could climb.

    Yu Lang really felt sorry for the IQ of his old bastard, hey, in the end, when did the second IQ development of the old **** come? But you can't have the inheritance that you haven't received, and the family property will be ruined.

    The wind blew the leaves, the west wind rustled, and Yu Dashao was looking through the trash can in a pair of pants.

    The future Master Yu and the current child Yu fought a cold war and immediately said, "Dad, I want to eat fish."

    "Steamed or sweet and sour?"

    After thinking about it, it seems that the steamed one is more mind-boggling, but the sweet and sour one is more flavorful. "One steamed, one sweet and sour."

    Two fish a day, hoping to save the IQ below the average of the old bastard.

    You don't have to thank me too much, old bastard, you just need to work hard to carry forward my legacy.

    "By the way, I also want to eat celery dumplings, celery buns, celery with meat, and celery soup." Yu Lang opened his mouth and ordered a celery banquet.

    Finally, Yu Haitian couldn't help touching his son's forehead any longer. He couldn't bear celery. Now celery is cheap. Two yuan can buy a bundle, and a table of celery feasts. It's 20 yuan for celery, but little friend Yu, the most hated thing in his life is milk, and the most hated is celery.

    The two men taped their foreheads together, Yu Haitian wondered, "I don't have a fever."

    You have a fever, and your whole family has a fever. The fish is for your brain. in the budding state.

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