Reborn Zombie Supreme

The hard thing on his waist finally blocked Wu Zhenren's mouth.

It's always easy for people to get fooled, especially when they don't know how much they weigh. Fortunately, Mr. Wu is not stupid, at least he knows how to be afraid.

The boss's beard twitched slightly, and the younger brother beside him took out the pistol from his waist and put it against the temples of their heads.

The red cloth strip tied to the handle of the gun hung down, just like the hearts of Taoist priests Qian and Wu sank to the bottom.

"There's no need to say more about what line of work I do."

The boss clasped his hands and turned his back to the three of them and sighed softly: "My brother's life is short and he has to leave in the morning. This is the saddest thing for me."

Turning around, the boss glanced at the two Taoist priests from side to side and said, "I have a lot of money, but I only have one brother! No matter which of you is more capable, sending my brother home for burial must be done properly." when"

If money isn't an issue, then that's no problem.

Qian Zhenren and Wu Zhenren who work in this industry know best that holding a gun to the head is not as effective as opening a road in the ocean.

The boss looked down at Zhenren Wu, pointed at his nose and said:

"I tell you honestly, I am going to leave this matter to Master Qian for my brother."

Qian Zhenren raised his left eyebrow:

"Brother, don't worry! I guarantee with my head that I will send your brother's body back to his hometown safely and intact, and lay it to rest."

…………

The vermilion door under the gold medal plaque of "Maoshan's First Family" is tightly closed.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

"Seven, seven, forty-nine nails, and they have to be lined up in a straight line. How long will it last? It's too exaggerated."

Ah Fa wiped the sweat from his forehead, shook his right hand that held the hammer, and continued to hammer the nails into the coffin.

Qian Zhenren shook his head, grabbed the hammer and put nails on the coffin: "It's not an exaggeration, it's necessary! This transaction is very troublesome. I have checked it. This eldest brother was born in the yin year, yin month, yin day, yin day, and was immoral when he was alive. If he does too much, he will die in a mess, and he was bitten to death by a mad dog, so he might turn into a corpse!"

"No way……"

"This is not a big problem. What I'm most afraid of is that your frustrated uncle is secretly causing trouble!"

Qian Zhenren sighed and shook his head. He didn't know the virtues of his junior brother.

He is honest and tactless in business, and he is arrogant. The most important thing is that he will not be convinced when he loses to himself. If he comes to cause trouble, this mission of delivering the corpse will be difficult.

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The night sky is as clear as water,

The lids of the two coffins in the mass grave were lifted by the moonlight.

Two stiff and hard bodies jumped out and landed on the ground. The wild dogs looking for food ran away in fear with their tails between their legs.

The golden boy whose three souls were bitten by He Cheng was torn apart, and whose seven souls were shattered. He floated out of the coffin in a feint, and hid with the jade girl behind the black zombie Lord Yama, not daring to show his head to look at him.

He Cheng jumped forward and said in zombie language, "I want to go to the mass grave overnight and find a new place to go."

"Aunt Hua has been eaten by you, why not stay?"

Without the female ghost, zombies rule the roost in this mass grave.

"It's not safe to worship the moon in the mountains, but it's not necessarily dangerous to be in the human world."

He Cheng shook his head, took a few more glances at the kid hiding behind Lord Yama, said goodbye to Heizheng, raised his arms flatly, and jumped down the mountain.

There are countless towns around, and each mass grave is higher than the next. How can it be really safe to hide here and worship the moon?

As the lowest level, being weak is dangerous.

The country is about to fall, the Beiyang government is approaching, demons are emerging, and accomplished masters are also walking around to slay demons. If you want to live well, you must have all the skills.

There were no people on the road in the dark night of the deep mountains, but the sound of horse hooves suddenly came from the distance.

A carriage moves from far to near.

The bright red name is eye-catching.

"Level 27-Zhenren Qian"

A famous expert sitting on the side of the car whose figure could not be seen clearly.

The other driver, "Level 2 Taoist Afa", was much less capable.

There is also a "Level 25-Wu Zhenren" hidden under the carriage.

So far, these two people are definitely the strongest masters he has ever encountered. If it were Taoist Four Eyes and Master Ikkyu here, they wouldn't be able to hold on even with ten moves.

He Cheng paused, hid behind a tree and waited for the carriage to drive away.

On the carriage, Ah Fa flicked his riding whip and asked, "Master, did you see any figures on the mountain just now? I looked like a zombie when I was jumping up and down."

"Maybe it's a savage"

Qian Zhenren looked up at the sky with a worried look and said, "Don't mind your business on the roadside. Going out today may not go smoothly."

"Today?" Afa looked up at the sky.

"Master, the moon is so beautiful today, and there are no clouds in the sky."

Qian Zhenren narrowed his eyes, as if he was involved in a complicated and difficult problem like cotton balls.

"Today is a yin moon and a yin day. It's not yet yin time. When the moonlight shines on the corpse of the elder brother in the carriage, he will transform into a corpse."

He raised his hand to scratch his cheek, with a sad look on his face.

Speaking of He Cheng, he waited until the carriage finally disappeared before setting off.

"The moonlight has magical energy tonight?"

He still doesn't know the secret of worshiping the moon. Maybe zombies are born with it, but he didn't know it even after asking the Lord of Hell.

He Cheng took a step and jumped towards the barren mountain at the other end of the road.

It would be nice if you could run into two thieves looking for dragons and gold, or some reckless evil creatures. It would be better to kill someone than to be trapped in a coffin.

But he underestimated his luck.

As soon as I climbed up the mountain, I met a stupid thief who stuck his butt out and dug into the graveyard.

He Cheng moved his feet and was about to get closer to taste human blood when suddenly a thunder struck in the clear sky!

"Crack!!"

"ah!"

The stupid thief jumped out of the grave, and not only did he come out, but he also pulled out those lying inside.

He ran in front, with the woman chasing after him.

"Brother, help me! There are zombies behind me!"

After opening a coffin the day before yesterday and bumping into a zombie with high magic power, Wangcai not only failed to gain wisdom, but also started to think wrongly because he had no money to eat.

With a hammer and a pickaxe, you will get rich.

That night, he got into a woman's coffin. Before he could count the burial objects in the coffin, a thunder exploded, and the woman in the coffin was actually alive!

Seeing the man standing in front of him, Wangcai led the woman who was chasing him over, preparing to give him some support.

Who knows, if you look closer...

"Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!!"

There is also a zombie in front of you!

There is a stumbling block in front of you, and a life-threatening wolf behind you. Either you will die or you will die!

With a plop, Wangcai knelt on the ground, shaking his legs and hands.

"I'm just opening the coffin to borrow some money. You two, please do me a favor and let me go. I'll burn paper money for you later!"

However, He Cheng looked at the woman who was kneeling down closely behind Wangcai. The two of them acted exactly the same way.

There was a zombie movie in the past. It seemed like a tomb robber gave a yang energy to a female corpse. From then on, whatever he did, the female corpse did. There were two Taoist priests with powerful magic in it!

"Zombies reborn!"

Lao Hong Kong movies are mostly about slapstick and slapstick, and the plot can be told in a few sentences, so it is not difficult to remember.

"Bang!"

He raised his arms and jumped forward.

Wangcai can be considered an acquaintance. We had just parted ways on that mountain, and now we meet again on a different mountain.

He heard footsteps approaching. Wangcai lowered his head as hard as he could, but his eyes wandered around, thinking about escaping.

"Is this zombie the same one that night? Did you come to me to ask for that piece of jade?"

"Uncle Zombie, this is the treasure I accidentally brought out from your coffin. Today I will return the original thing! Farewell, farewell!"

Wangcai threw a piece of green stuff on the ground, turned around and ran away towards the other side of the mountain.

The female corpse behind him moved in sync and followed closely behind.

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