Red Alert Somalia

"As an ancient civilization with a glorious history of five thousand years, we have never taken the initiative to invade any country. On the contrary, we have been hit by people many times. For example, the wars since 1840, the Duke will not deny this. "Shen Zejia talked with a smile of a dead girl who didn't lose his life. The Duke of Anters' face was green and white. After all, what his country did in the Asian conflict after the Opium War was far from glorious. .

"The Duke said that our country is obsessed with force and is extremely warlike. I don't agree with this. You must know that since the founding of the People's Republic, we have never actively launched a war. Every war is imposed on us by the enemy. The Korean War is like this. This is true for the border conflict with India, the same is true for the border conflict with the Soviet Union, and the self-defense counterattack against Vietnam. If these countries hadn't eroded our territory, killed our border residents and threatened our country’s security, we can be sure that these wars would never It is France. It seems that you are the one who has waged the most wars in the past hundreds of years, right? Your balance strategy has plunged the entire Europe into a century of war. Your army has been fighting from Europe to Africa, from the Americas to Asia, has conquered the world's nameable country, and you touch your conscience to say, who has started more wars?"

The Duke of Anters squeezed a stiff smile and said: "Shen Zejia, we are not holding a meeting today to listen to your history class. China must immediately withdraw from Somalia. This is the will of the people of the world!"

Shen Zejia rolled his eyes: "Then why don't you propose that the United States withdraw its troops from the Middle East? Isn't this the will of the people of the world?"

Anters almost didn't get pissed off-I was fucking wanting the United States to withdraw its troops from the Middle East, but can you talk about this kind of thing?Doesn't it make you feel uncomfortable when you speak?

Shen Zejia patted his forehead: "Yeah, I have forgotten that the Middle Easterners are equally militant. I think how many French soldiers were slaughtered by the mountain people of the Middle East with broadswords and spears. It is really too barbarous. NATO should be allowed to eliminate this threat to the world The hidden danger of peace!"

Many diplomats couldn't help but laugh, and the Duke of Antes's face stretched again. He knew that this gangster in the diplomatic world had begun to show his gangster qualities again, and stepped on the opponent's painful foot.

The Middle East is the tomb of France. France has suffered a lot here. It was driven out three times by Middle Eastern mountain people with swords and spears. The worst happened in the spring of the first Opium War, about 16 thousand. Thousands of French soldiers and their family members were killed, and only one ran back alive to report the funeral. In the same year, 20,000 British soldiers drove straight in during the Qing Dynasty and hit Kyoto at the cost of 500 casualties. The contrast was so big that let People are speechless.

Shen Zejia loves to trample on people’s painful limbs for a hundred years, and it won’t be changed for a hundred years. She will trample to death when she catches the opportunity...

Antes couldn't suppress his anger, waving his arms and saying: "Anyway, China must withdraw all forces from Somalia and completely hand over the power to the Somalis!"

Shen Zejia said: "Okay, no problem."

It was so refreshing, but the old duke was taken aback.

Shen Zejia went on to say: "However, to be fair, should France consider St. Pierre and Miquelon in the Americas, Guadeloupe, Martinique, St. Martin, St. Bartholomew in the Caribbean, and South America, French Guiana, Mayotte and Reunion in the Indian Ocean, Skada Island in the Indian Ocean, Clipperton Island in Oceania, New Caledonia, French Polynesia, Wallis and Futuna Islands, French Territories of the South and Antarctica. How about returning these lands still colonized by France to the locals?"

Anters almost vomited blood, and representatives from several countries thumped the table and shouted, "Yes!"

This can only be blamed on the poor popularity of France. After World War II, it still occupied so many colonies and so many countries had enemies with them. How good the popularity can make it have ghosts.

The little Japanese ambassador saw that the old duke was about to be overwhelmed, and he hurriedly stood up and supported: "These issues have been resolved for a long time, we will not mention them today, but the military operations of the forces controlled by your country caused a lot of innocent deaths and injuries in Somalia. ?"

Shen Zejia lazily said: "It's up to you!"

The whole conference hall fell silent.A hooligan is a hooligan, and he dared to explode on such a serious occasion, and more than once, everyone looked at the hooligan ambassador stupidly, and screamed in admiration.The little Japanese ambassador’s white face was as red as pig liver, and he exasperatedly said: "Well, this has nothing to do with us, it has nothing to do with us! But the forces controlled by your navy have no reason to detain us. Of warships, is China going to start a war?"

Shen Zejia said: "Oh, this! You first explain the reasons why you violated people's territorial sovereignty."

The little Japanese ambassador is going crazy: "It is clear that the Somalis are unreasonable and forcibly seizing our fishing boats and warships. If this matter cannot be resolved to our satisfaction, you will be responsible for all the consequences by then."

Shen Zejia said lightly: "I suddenly have an idea. I really want to see how Japan resolves this matter. Is it war? Will you send your Yamato warriors to Africa to feed the lions?"

The little Japanese ambassador sat down with excitement, his chest rising and falling sharply.When I was not young, my heart couldn't bear to hear such good news suddenly.

Antes has settled down and is about to speak, Shen Zejia is the first to speak: "Your Excellency Secretary-General, and distinguished representatives of various countries, since everyone believes that we are interfering in the peace issue in Somalia, then I propose it in my own name. , To call our country’s military operations in Somalia to you, link it to the issue of the ownership of all colonies in the world."

Anters called: "No, no, this is absolutely not possible! These are two unrelated matters at all, how can they be confused! Absolutely not!"

"It was originally two different things, how can they be confused." The British also stood up and firmly disagreed.Like France, the United Kingdom has many territories around the world. These are all confirmed United Nations bills. How can they continue to be cited?

Shen Zejia asked seriously: "You guys really think these are two different things, irrelevant?"

Antes called: "In your words, it's not even close!"

The Secretary-General sighed, and it seemed that today's meeting could only be reduced to noisy.However, it is quite interesting to see the Chinese ambassador quarreling with others. The Chinese quarrel culture is really broad and profound. Once a quarrel occurs, it will last five thousand years and ten thousand years, and you can talk about anything wrong, and curse you so much. .Take a look at European and American countries. No matter how you scold you, it is just a few words like "*zi", "jerk", "stupid donkey", etc., which can't add up to the phrase "you cuckold bastard", which is also a quarrel. Why is the gap so big?

This UN General Assembly, under the chaos of Shen Zejia, is naturally impossible to produce results.When the meeting adjourned, Shen Zejia took a special look at the direction of the US representative, and then thoughtfully explained it to China.

The rogue meetings naturally did not go out, but the content of the discussions on the UN General Assembly was published by the world's major media within a short period of time.At this time, many people know that war has broken out in Somalia.The Freedom League officially sent troops to Somaliland and Puntland.

Subsequently, many Chinese media also published battlefield news, especially reporters from Xinhua News Agency, who published the original words of Somaliland President Kahin. The meaning is also very simple. Somaliland is willing to merge into the Freedom Alliance and jointly create a peace. Stable Somali regime.And this war is nothing more than the Freedom League and the Somaliland military destroying some illegal elements and malicious resistance forces.

Not long after, Zhonghua

The TV station broadcast the latest battlefield situation. Zheng Xing once again stood in the eyes of the world, with seven points of surprise and three excited words, introducing the latest battle situation: "..., I am now in Somalia. In the city center of Hargeisa, the capital of Lansdowne, after six hours of fighting, the Liberty Alliance army has completed its occupation of here.... In this war, the Liberty Alliance army moved extremely quickly and was also dispatched. Long-range rocket artillery units and surface-to-surface missiles, as well as multiple waves of fighters participated in the battle.... So far, the Liberty Alliance has completed control of Somaliland. According to the situation on the Eastern Front, Puntland has not For any resistance, the Liberty Alliance’s army is welcomed into the city by local residents wherever it goes. It shows the reputation and status of the Liberty Alliance in the eyes of ordinary people. Later, I will also come up with a copy of the photo just taken. Video so that everyone can understand the true wishes of Somalis more clearly."

At the same time, Wilbery, the ambassador of Somalia to China, who has always been unknown, stepped forward and announced that he would serve the Freedom League from this moment, and admitted that he would continue to serve as Somalia's ambassador to China with the consent of the Freedom League.

Immediately afterwards, the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs announced that it would re-establish the Chinese Embassy in Somalia in cities under the jurisdiction of the Liberty Alliance, and formally recognize the Liberty Alliance as the legitimate government of Somalia and support the Liberty Alliance’s legitimate move to unify Somalia.

Next, Russia did not fall, and also stood up, Pakistan, Iran and other countries also stood up, recognized the Freedom Alliance as the legitimate government of Somalia, and will confirm the appointment of the ambassador to Somalia as soon as possible.

These countries seemed to take the lead suddenly, and soon many countries stepped up and recognized the legal government status of the Freedom League.Although these countries do not have much voice in the international arena, they are also an existence that cannot be ignored.