Red Alert Somalia

Li Lan, who walked out of the United Nations General Assembly in the Starbucks coffee shop on the First Avenue away from the United Nations Headquarters, walked into the coffee shop, accompanied by several guards.?

At this moment, the cafe was just opening time. There were not many customers inside. Li Lan, who entered the cafe, looked around and walked straight to two women wearing peaked caps.

"Sorry, there are people here." A slightly bitter voice came from one of the women.

Li Lan smiled slightly, did not pay attention, just sat down, and said: "Why are you still jealous? You haven't contributed to it."

"You're all cheating, don't you allow me to be jealous!" The woman who spoke before took off her sunglasses with a grudge on her face.

"I didn't stay with you for a day yesterday. Besides, it was all your instructions." Li Lan shook her head, grabbed the coffee in front of Lin Meiqi, took a sip, and said with emotion: "It's really hard to be a man!"

"Virtue!" Lin Meiqi gave Li Lan a blank look, and then took a look at the time. Then she reacted and said: "Why did you come out so soon?"

Natasha on the side also nodded and asked: "According to the schedule, shouldn't the meeting have a short break until noon, why did you come out at half past nine?"

"Formalism kills people, so I'm self-willed." Li Lan put down his coffee and said, "I threw the speech draft, and then said something I wanted to say, and then walked out. I guess the meeting is over now. "

The two women looked at each other with an inexplicable smile on their faces. Lin Meiqi said: "We still know you, knowing that you will definitely be impatient, but I didn't expect you to do this. There are so many people offended this time. ."

"Then what's the matter. Those who should be offended have already offended, not this time." Li Lan didn't care about it.Said.

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While the three were chatting, there was no one in the conference room at the UN headquarters.Various discussions are being carried out closely in small groups. Whether it is a head of state or a representative of the country, the topics discussed are naturally what Li Lan just said.

If it is said that it is the busiest now, it belongs to the reporters from various countries who are guarding the United Nations headquarters. This is the first time that we encountered this situation. Various methods of inquiries were in progress. Soon, the United Nations announced a meeting. Video, part of which is Li Lan's speech.

This time.All the reporters leaned forward like cats smelling the fishy smell.

In consideration of Li Lan’s last sentence, NATO countries seem to have no intention of preventing the UN from blocking the news, so the content of this conference was announced immediately.

The face of the United Nations on behalf of all countries, the most solemn conference, was interrupted in this way, and it is natural to give an explanation to the outside world.Although Li Lan's words carry a huge irony of the world and the UN system, they can only publish them.Otherwise, waiting for Li Lan to tell the matter personally, that would be a face slap.

And according to Li Lan's personality, if this matter was deliberately concealed by the United Nations, it would definitely be revealed.In addition to those countries that have good relations with Somalia, the reputation of the United Nations will suffer even greater losses.

In response to this.The United Nations also held a special press conference, claiming that some of the contents of Li Lan's speech were made.Will be adopted and discussed within the UN.

At the same time.Li Lan also seemed to have some trouble here. The Starbucks coffee shop had been surrounded by a large number of reporters. Had it not been for the presence of guards beside Li Lan, I am afraid they had all come around.

Fortunately, the identity of Li Lan made the reporters very fascinated. As a result, the cafe’s business was bursting right after the door opened, because the guards only guarded the sofas of Li Lan and others, and did not prevent the reporters from coming in. The reporter also ordered coffee with interest and sat around them.

With so many reporters around him, Li Lan didn't care, and chatted with Lin Meiqi and Natasha without a word.

However, this situation did not last long. There was a sudden commotion among the reporters surrounding the cafe. Several bodyguards suddenly appeared, isolating the reporters from the door by a passage, and then Ban Ki-moon walked in.

"Let's go shopping first." Seeing Ban Ki-moon's figure, Lin Meiqi pulled the corner of Natasha's clothes and left.

Li Lan nodded and said, "You guys be careful."

Ban Ki-moon, who walked over and passed by the two women, also said hello to the two women, and then walked straight towards Li Lan’s location. The guard did not stop him, and sat on Li Lan smoothly. Opposite.

"Call me another coffee." Li Lan ordered the guard beside him, and then asked Ban Ki-moon, "The Secretary-General is here to find me?"

Originally, Ban Ki-moon wanted to invite Li Lan to the United Nations headquarters. After all, there were reporters around. It was really inconvenient to say some things. However, Li Lan helped him call coffee, and the meaning was obvious. He did not want to leave here.

"I have listened to what you just said at the conference. The United Nations has developed to the point where it is today, and some things are well understood. I also believe that there are a lot of things you didn't say. Save face to the United Nations." Ban Ki-moon said very quietly, and after finishing speaking, he glanced at the reporters who looked like they were poking their heads.

Li Lan's eyes raised slightly, and said, "Then are you here to talk to me? Or do you come to help them express their opinions?"

It's a very direct question. Ban Ki-moon, who had prepared a whole lot of words, didn't know what to say for a while. He hurriedly came to Li Lan, so naturally he was not here to make a routine.After the meeting, NATO countries and some traditional friends of NATO countries have gathered together.

This made his eyelids jump. Li Lan had made it very clear at the conference that it was almost a declaration of war and a warning to NATO and other countries.This kind of behavior is extremely dangerous in Ban Ki-moon's view, which tells him how to sit still.

As the Secretary-General of the United Nations, the last thing he wants to see is during his tenure, a war that will spread to developed countries, especially related to Somalia.In his eyes, today's Somalia is barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes. Compared with the three fat men in North Korea, Li Lan is countless times more dangerous.

Moreover, Li Lan is also the first head of state of Somalia, and has unparalleled prestige in Somalia. According to multiple reports, in Somalia, more than 85% of people support Li Lan in the early days, and more than half of them hold Li Lan. His attitude is almost a pious belief.

Such a country is more terrifying than any other country. Li Lan can instigate tens of millions of people with just one sentence. When these people go to extremes due to war, no one can bear the consequences.

Normally, no one wants to compete with a madman, let alone a country completely ruled by faith. It is no different from a country composed of a group of madmen. No matter who gets into this kind of country, it is impossible to find it is good.

Li Lan is still very sane now, and he has not used his domestic reputation to do anything, but once a war breaks out, facing pressure from the United States and all European countries, the final result must be Somalia with the European and American continents. Enter the nuclear winter.

Ban Ki-moon believes that Li Lan will inevitably follow this path when it comes to extremes.And Somalia also has such capabilities. The intercontinental missiles launched a while ago, as well as the underground nuclear tests carried out, have proved all this.

At that time, the "Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty" will naturally not be able to stop Li Lan, and humans will be destroyed in their own hands, as she said.

After weighing it in my mind for a long time, it was not until the guard brought the coffee that Ban Ki-moon said, "I'm sorry, I'm distracted."

He took a sip of coffee and relieved the five flavors in his heart. Ban Ki-moon continued: "I don't know what to say now. After the meeting, there is only one thought in my mind, which is to find you."

"Are you afraid that I will launch an irreversible war?" Li Lan said simply.

"Not bad." Ban Ki-moon nodded.

"But why don't you go to Obama, but come to me?" Li Lan asked back.

When Ban Ki-moon heard this, his face became a little more embarrassed, and said, "I will find it."

"Well, you go to Obama first and see what he says, then come to me." Li Lan said.

"This..." Ban Ki-moon shook his head and said, "I just hope that both of you can restrain yourself."

"There are some things that can't be helped. In the face of evidence-based appeals, the Hague court can turn black and white. Do you think I can trust you?" Li Lan pointed out mercilessly.

Regarding Li Lan's words, Ban Ki-moon shook his head helplessly and said, "I can't do anything about it, but no matter what, I hope that war will not occur."

"The role of the United Nations is being lost. People ultimately have to rely on themselves, and countries must rely on themselves. NATO has carried out all-round containment of Somalia, drawing countries around Somalia, and provoking disputes in our country. **Propaganda, creating conflicts between tribes and clans, bribing our government personnel, deliberately provoking Somalia's civil war, and maliciously squeezing Somalia’s normal foreign trade. This matter is placed in front of everyone, you think I should What do you do, do you pretend you haven't seen anything?" Li Lan's voice became louder and louder, and the faces of the surrounding reporters were filled with joy.

"Do you have to use war to resolve it?" Ban Ki-moon took a deep breath and asked.

"War is the last resort. If there is a way, I hate war. My soldiers are all human. I have families with parents, wives and children. However, sometimes peaceful means can't solve the problem completely." After Li Lan eased a bit, he suppressed the slightly excited emotions and continued: "However, you can rest assured that as long as the NATO member states do not take the initiative to provoke a war, then I will not provoke a war, but for those who maliciously target Somalia Countries, I will treat them with zero tolerance in the future."