Reincarnated as an Adorable Baby

Chapter 27: Chapter 27: Eggie, I’m getting sh*t!

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

A friend? Who was his friend?

While everyone was looking at each other, Wang Jianzhong had already walked to the side of the road with a smile on his face. He greeted the man who was doing the registration, “Accountant Zhao? As expected, it’s you! Hahaha! When I saw you at the village entrance this morning, I thought I had the wrong person!”

The man raised his head. He was one of the retinues who had come with Mr. Dong to help with the registration.

He looked at Wang Jianzhong with confusion in his eyes. “You are? ”

Someone in the crowd couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

Wang Jianzhong’s smile paused for a moment, and he said as if nothing had happened, “you’re so forgetful, Accountant Zhao, hahaha. My surname is Wang, Wang Jianzhong. I’m the village chief of Xichun village next door. I’ve been running around the county for wholesale for the past two years, and I’ve seen you a few times.”

At this time, the guy in a floral shirt also came up from behind and handed a cigarette to Accountant Zhao with a smile. “Your wholesale business manager Wang is my distant uncle. Come, Uncle Zhao, have a cigarette!”

After being reminded, Accountant Zhao finally had some impression of the two people in front of her. She took the cigarette and put it to her ear. She smiled and said, “so it’s you two. What are you doing here? ”

The road from the town to Xichong village was challenging to walk on, so he helped to point the way when they came over. He asked the team to take a detour from Xichong village, where the main road had been repaired and was more spacious and flat.

It was customary to bump into her there.

“We saw you were coming, so we came to say hello.” Wang Jianzhong looked at the long caravan and said warmly, “when you’re done, let everyone come to my place. I’ll treat you to good wine and food!”

After a pause, Wang Jianzhong looked around, leaned closer to Accountant Zhao, and deliberately raised his voice. “But, Accountant Zhao, why did you come here to collect the goods personally? The things grown in Taoxi village are famous in our town for being bad … Don’t get scammed by others and end up losing all your capital.”

When the villagers of Taoxi village heard this, they were so angry that they clenched their fists.

A shrewish old woman immediately pointed at Wang Jianzhong and his nephew’s nose and scolded, “you spew shit! The things you grow are the bad ones! The price was so low in the past that it almost broke my bones and sucked my marrow! And now you’re trying to drive a wedge between us, aren’t you, human?”

“Get lost! Get out of our village! We don’t welcome you here!”

“If you don’t leave now, we’ll settle all our old and new debts together! You should know in your heart what immoral things you’ve done. We’ve left evidence!”

Wang Jianzhong was calm and composed despite the scolding. He even put on a generous and helpless look as he smiled bitterly at Accountant Zhao. “In the past, no one accepted the things in their village. They were so poor that they could barely afford to eat. I couldn’t bear to see them like this, so I wanted to help them. If the things they accepted couldn’t be sold at a good price, I would just suffer some losses and give them some money … I didn’t think it would end up like this. I’m doing things out of kindness, but I’ve become evil in other people’s eyes.”

Accountant Zhao’s eyes flickered, and he looked at Wang Jianzhong again.

Taoxi village’s things were bad? The two of them had probably never eaten the watermelons that other people grew.

He had been too busy to notice it, but now he realized that the atmosphere had been tense since Wang Jianzhong’s appearance.

While the villagers were raging with anger, behind the big tree, the three little ones were squeezing together and distributing weapons.

It was a slingshot that Huazi had made himself. Each of them had one.

“I knew that nothing good would come from these two bastards. They’re up to no good!” Huazi’s childish face was filled with anger. He drew his bow and aimed. “If we don’t teach them a lesson, they’ll block our way!”

Doggie bent over and shone a pile of half-dried cow dung in the grass by the roadside. He laughed evilly. “Huazi, Qiqi, let’s use this to greet them! Doggie’s unique hidden weapon!”

Qiqi stood there and watched the two of them roll the cow dung into arrows. Her small mouth did not close for a long time.

Using this … It was so smelly …

Qiqi’s hand was stuffed with five or six stinky pills.

“Qiqi, do you know how to use a slingshot? I’ll teach you. Watch carefully. First, draw the bow and aim,” Hua Zi was the best at this, so he taught Wang Jianzhong on the spot. He aimed the slingshot at the back of Wang Jianzhong’s head and said, “shoot!”

With a whoosh, it hit the target.

Li Doggie did not want to fall behind. He aimed at the floral shirt guy and fired three consecutive shots. As the floral shirt guy was facing them sideways, the three feces bullets accurately hit his face, leaving three feces marks.

The floral shirt guy touched the spot where he was hit. It hurt, and there was a strange smell.

When he removed his hand and saw the things on it, the floral shirt guy’s face turned green. He glanced around with a sinister look. “Who did this? Come out!”

Huazi and Li Doggie shrunk their heads and threw slingshots into the grass. Just as they reached out to pull Qiqi over and hide, the man in the floral shirt looked over.

The two of them quickly retracted their hands and sneaked away.

This was the first time Qiqi had done this, and she was not skilled in it. She was frightened by the sudden shout and was caught by the foot of the tree.

When the floral shirt guy’s gaze shifted to her, she was still holding a slingshot and an unused cow dung bullet.

Their eyes met, and Qiqi’s little face was dazed.

No, she didn’t shoot it. She didn’t even draw the bow!

At this time, everyone’s eyes also followed over, and all fell on Qiqi, who was caught red-handed with her.

“You hit me with cow dung?!” The floral shirt guy said sinisterly.

Qiqi, “…”

She was so nervous that her two little hands subconsciously clenched tighter, and a soft touch came from her palms …

“Eggie.” Qiqi wanted to cry but had no tears. “I got hit by cow dung!”

The little egg-man was speechless. He wanted to curse.

What the f * ck!

Can you not be so stupid in front of him? He was already smelling an intoxicating smell!

On the other end, the floral shirt guy didn’t wait for Qiqi’s reply and had already rushed over fiercely.

On the other side, Zhang Xifeng, the old village chief, and Chen Jianhe, who had reacted, immediately ran over and protected Qiqi behind them.

The reaction of the other villagers was even more significant. They surrounded the floral shirt guy in an instant. Their stance was as if they would break his bones if he dared to touch Qiqi.

Although the villagers of Taoxi village did not say many things out loud, they already had a tacit understanding.

In their hearts, Qiqi was a secret they could not tell anyone. They would fight to the death with whoever touched Qiqi!

The situation was in a deadlock.

Wang Jianzhong’s expression was extremely unsightly. The floral shirt guy looked like a color palette as the colors on his face kept changing.

However, the two of them didn’t dare to move.

A few years ago, this group of poor people had been bullied by them, and at most, they would only make a fuss and curse a little.

This was the first time he was ready to fight them to the death at any time.

The two of them also shivered.

However, if he were to be frightened just like that, he would lose a lot of face.

“What do you guys want? Trying to protect her? Didn’t you see that little brat throw cow dung at me?” The floral shirt guy straightened his neck and looked fierce but was weak.

Zhang Xifeng glared at him and shouted even more fiercely than him, “who are you calling a little bastard? What’s wrong with throwing a few cow dung at you? Just how precious are you? Didn’t you shovel chicken poop or pick up cow dung when you were young? Don’t you have any shame being fierce to a child!”

The floral shirt guy was so angry that he could not speak.

This damned old woman was not being reasonable with him!