Reincarnation Of Audemars

Chapter 35 - 35. MR P A New Best Seller On The Market

The next morning when the cock did crow, I awoke and found Patricia was not at my side. "Hmm, maybe she had left earlier and gone to get the ingredients." I thought to myself as I went to grab my towel and head to the bathroom. I peeked into the kitchen and saw that she had laid the breakfast on the table and had brought it out to the Great Hall on a tray.

"Good morning, Trish... I'm going to head for a shower and then I'd help you out in the kitchen." I called out to her and she smiled back as I went to perform my daily tasks and once I'm done, I wore my newly upgraded armour. The weight is almost not felt by me and with this light class armour, I don't feel any restriction on my movements at all.

When I emerged from the room and entered the kitchen, Patricia covered her mouth in surprise. To me, it looked normal but to a person like Patricia, it looked mighty elegant and exude an aura of mightiness even with light armour class. The pauldrons made me like I had short flappy wings that could make me levitate in the air and shoot down my enemies from above. Hah Hah Hah... This is not Eastern Fantasy alright and my name is not Lin Feng... Hah Hah Hah...

"Ah... Do you like what you see right now? I just got this yesterday. I got a near accident and I guessed I should be more careful the next time around. Goblins and other creatures are not intelligent, but humans are." I said as a matter of fact and she still didn't let go of her hand that covers her mouth until a little while later as she regained her composure.

"You looked like a Knight in Shining Armour. Is that Studded Leather armour you are wearing? How come it looks like it had been improved or enhanced?"

"It's brand new and just came out of the shop yesterday at Bruce's. I wanted to find other types but he told me it's available only outside of town. So I think what I have is better than nothing and all I need now is to further enhance it if I wanted to."

"I knew you would say something like that. By the way, the main ingredients had already been minced. Do you need me to mince the meat too?" she asked as she drained the water off the sliced pork.

"Yes, please. And you could observe how I prepare the skin after stir-frying these main ingredients to medium-rare." I said as I placed a wok on the stove and fired it up. I pouted a bit of fat and once it was simmering I poured all the minced meat inside it. Once the meat is well done, I threw in all the minced vegetables and stir it for a while but before I l turned off the air inlet and let the fire slowly die off.

"That's it? Not even 5 minutes..." Patricia was amazed at the speed of cooking I had done. "Yes, medium-rare. After that we make the roll, I show you once or twice and after that, you will resume. I will insert the fillings and fold it up. This egg here will be used to brush the outer skin and then rolled with the breadcrumb. That's it. When you want to eat, you just deep fry it. Later I will show you ok." I said as I showed her how to make a thin crepe using a round, flat skillet.

Once I made a few later of crepe, I put it on a plate, brushed it with the spicy spaghetti sauce and sprinkle some crushed groundnuts and then took a portion of the mixed vegetables and place it on one end before I folded it and made it into a spring roll.

Patricia watched how I did that and she continued making the crepes while we, in turn, made the rissole together. In the end, we made 30 Portuguese Rissole and this could last till tomorrow. Breakfast now is ready and I wanted to make the first 6 rissoles as I deep fry them in a small pot. I used a pot because the rissole could be fully submerged and the oil could be recycled to cook other dishes.

It may be unhealthy at that time but at least we know we would die of a heart attack sooner or later. Smokers die of a heart attack, obese people also would die of a heart attack. Either way, everyone dies of a heart attack. Hah hah hah...

I showed her how these rissoles would be after deep frying and once the underside is brown, I showed her how to use two sticks like a chopstick to turn it around. "Don't turn it around before it's golden brown because the skin is soft and the contents may tear the skin away." Patricia nodded as stuck her tongue at the sides of her mouth, as she sees the readied golden brown rissole on a plate which had a paper dolly on it.

"Alright, it's done now. You may half fry them and keep aside to prevent spoilage. Once you want to eat them, refry till golden brown." she nodded and she carried the plate of rissole to the Great Hall and Prius had just come down and was holding to a mug of coffee in his hands.

"Boo Hoo... I also want coffee." I said as I went offscreen and poured myself a mug of black coffee and headed back to the set. The smell of coffee is overwhelming but not as overwhelming as the food that was set on the table...

"Hoo Hoo... What do we have here in the morning? Steamed bananas and yam. Very good... and this golden brown dish is called Popiah is it? (other countries called them Popiah or Lumpia Shanghai, Rissole or Rissoles too) Prius was utterly excited looking at the food that was presented before him and he can't wait to eat heartily.

We all sat down and enjoyed breakfast and when they ate the Rissole, they were surprised that they could taste a variety of bursting flavours from spiciness, sweetness, neatness and crunchiness of the vegetables.

After breakfast, I asked Patricia to look for grilled fish mainly the South China Sea Mackerel or the round Mackerel from the Japanese or Philippines seas. I instructed her to get about 4 Mackerel and some butter since I will show her how to make butter garlic fried rice. I told her to prepare 5 scoops of rice for today's lunch and dinner.

She nodded her head and I left the house to go to Pointus and then to grind goblins right till an hour before lunchtime. When I reached Pointus', I was surprised to see a crowd of men jostling to get in line. "WHAT THE HELL?" I wondered if anything happened to Pointus while he was at his shop but soon a man after another smiled after leaving the store.

I had totally forgotten about MR P and when I wanted to get in, the group of men turned rowdy and told me to fall in line. When Pointus saw me, he told the men that I was his apprentice and they were wondering why I was dressed up in full body armour.

"HEHEHE... you really have done it, young man... You really made me famous overnight. This MR P is a wonder pill. It really enhances the Virility of a man and boost his performance and desire ALL NIGHT LONG...!!!" he explained why the sudden crowd had emerged in front of his store even before the opening hours.

Pointus looked a bit different today for he sports 2 bags under his eyes and a small dark ring around it. Did he not sleep last night?! "Oh... Now I know...!!! He used MR P on himself... What a wolf...!!!"

He patted me on his shoulders as he dispenses MR P and told his stream of customers that it is good for 24 hours as he wrote each name inside the ledger. He advises anyone caught buying for others to exceed the dosage would not be entertained anymore.

He scared everyone saying that their dongs would fall off if they consume more than the dosage or within a short period of time. This really put the minds of those who wanted to buy extra for themselves and thus warning was truly explicitly gross-out for those who have an idea to try even more.

"Young man, there's a question by a livestock herder here who wants to make his bull, stallion and other male farm animals to 'work' harder and produce more offsprings. What is the dosage like?" Pointus asked and I used a measurement of human body weight against an animal.

"For a human weight is approximately 60 kg, so a bull may weigh up to 4 men in total weight. You need to personally issue and administer these pills since we won't want to have eunuchs walking around our town, would you?" I advised it to him and he understood the ratio and dosage.

I later learnt that he had sold these MR P for a 100 credits per vial and from the records of his ledger alone, it seems he had sold off more than 40 vials to the group of men and further 20 over vials to the livestock herders. Well, this town would have sleepless nights soon after this from the sheer number of purchases. Hah Hah Hah...

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