Reincarnation Of Audemars

"Audemars, you can do it if you put your heart and soul into this...!!!" I gave myself the determination of grinding these goblins for the coming 3 days as I head down to the goblin's hideout for 4 hours and 80 repetitions right after breakfast and another 4 hours and 80 repetitions after lunch.

Within 3 days, I did not manage dare to take a peek at my stats, and when I did after the 3rd day of nonstop grinding, I had collected a total of 1280 plank shields per day for a total number of 3,840 plank shields.

I had gathered as much as +38,400 experience points, +38,400 credits from the spoils. After I had sold off the goblin planked shields, I had gained a massive amount of 361,800 credits in wealth.

Out of these experience points, I had gained a considerable amount of Levels but mainly are targeted to spending on attributes and none was assigned to my professions. 3840 points unallocated...!!! Is this crazy talk or what? In this world, thousands of these meant nothing, perhaps a few hundred thousand would spell an advancement. But right now, I'm only at 0.545% progress...!!!

I spent some time at NoOne's pathetic campsite and kept him company as he made himself a lump of barbequed rat meat. Since there was a lot of smoke smouldering from a small campfire that he had made, I had another clove cigarette from one of the offscreen crew that I recognised. He was happy to offer me a stick and we did chat awhile as we smoked along together.

After he had left I opened up my interface and decided to allocate the rest of the points.

Level: 545/100,000

Progress: 16%

*ATTRIBUTES*

Strength: 1000 (+3)

Dexterity: 1000

Intelligence: 200

Vitality: 1000

Toughness: 2500 (+8500)

Damage: 1000 (+35)

Recovery: 583

Unallocated points: 0

Looks pretty neat, huh? I looked at the stats after I allocate the points and discovered the following:

*STATS*

STR: Damage +1000 Armour +1000

DEX: Damage +1000 Dodge 100% Stealth 100%

INT: Damage +200 Resistance +20%

VIT: Health +10,000

TOUGH: Armour +2500 (+8500)

DAM: +2750 (+96.25)

REC: Mana +2915

I looked at my poor stats above and discovered that once a low-level adventure would have at least 6 for their health alone and mine just was at a paltry amount of only 5 figures. "Just one swipe from a blade from another era would just wipe out those health points back to zero."

"Haissshhh... I know the journey is hard, but this is extremely hard indeed. But considering I managed to earn half a percentage with a week, it might take me years before I would hit 100% and became the strongest of all."

I finished my smoke and NoOne was looking at me and was wondering what I had gotten a screw loose after endless grinding. " Ppsstt... Give others a chance, will you? You'd better not report this glitch or the developers would fix it and you would not get to enjoy the instant warp and instant respawn of the goblins."

I looked up at NoOne and was surprised that today he spoke something else besides "Be wary of the danger that lurks in the forest... Bla Bla Bla yada yada yada..." and I smiled at him and gave a thumbs up and asked how many credits do you still have. The answer I've gotten was, "Just a few million left."

"WHAAAAAATTTTTT.....??!!??!!" This guy is a stationary gold mine, an ATM machine, whatever you want to call it. In this world, maybe millions meant nothing for him at all. I bade him farewell and said that I might take a few days rest and be doing something else. He bade me good luck and continues to roast his rat meat over the fire.

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Before I walked on the set I asked one of the stewards to prepare us iced coffee because I just craved for one and he gave me a thumbs up. I then walked on set and barged in through the door and exclaimed, "Hurr Hurr Hurr... I'm Viking and I am going to plunder your lands, kidnap all the ladies and make them my wives. Muuuaaahahahahaha... I've got MR P and I've got nothing to worry to keep them happy all day and all night."

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"You seemed lively, mate. Welcome back..." Prius remarked at my mood today as he scanned me and finds that I had accumulated 3.5x the amount that I had intended to gather. This was a remarkable feat that anyone could do as well.

"The papers are here for the abandoned house, just sign it and the system will indicate the 'Abandoned House' to be 'Audemars House'," Prius explained as he held the paper on the table while Patricia greeted me with a full kiss on the mouth the moment I hollered and barged in through the door...

Bah...i was expecting them to be cowering under the table but none had a reaction of such. Maybe they had seen me talking to the steward earlier. As I plopped down on the chair, the steward served us with a jug of ice-cold coffee with milk and 3 hideous mugs just to cover its contents. He poured it out for each of us and left.

"Could I change it 'Beauty World' instead? I don't know how the artists going to draw on the signboard to indicate it. Let me see... A bunch of flowers or a woman's face. Ach... It is too early, or just whitewash that house after the renovations had been done."

"Sure, 'Beauty World' it is then. By the way, doesn't it seems weird for a warrior like you to divulge in beauty products? Those are for women right?" Prius asked in surprise since a man a d a warrior like me would go into a women's interest.

"Not only it is for women, but it is also unisex. Wait till I got the first product. You would surely fell in love with it." I explained as I took a long swig on the iced coffee with the ice floating in the mug. "Aaahhh... This is more like it. As long as I don't include in this script on what we are not supposed to be doing then it's fine, right?" Too bad we can't insert any images or else it's going to be a wonderful read for the readers as a picture tells a thousand words.

Patricia served her own recipe of fried rice earlier for lunch which had black pepper beef in it. It was fantastic and it was served again for dinner. I had found some birds eye chilli and told her to slice thinly and fry it when the rice was ready. The chilli was small but fiery hot and it whets the appetite as well. Prius had even taken a second helping of the black pepper beef fried rice.

"Would you be meeting the children later?" Patricia asked as she seemed to be ready to go out and take a walk with me. Sensing the way she had dragged me off when I asked her out together, I thought carefully and said, "Yes, we will visit them tonight," but in fact, all I wanted is to my turn to sweep her off her feet. Hah hah hah...

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"You lied to us, Audemars... I really thought we are going to visit the children." Patricia said and she seemed to have a liking towards those 4 children from the orphanage. Maybe she has taken the role of a mother that's why she had the motherly care and love instilled in her.

"I just wanted to spend some time with you, that's all. The house is not ready yet and I'd prefer the house to be renovated and painted all white on the exterior and I need to procure the necessary items. Maybe you could help me find those merchants regarding what I would need in the future."

I said as I soaked and slightly kicked around with my bare feet in a small surface aqueduct that was not meant for drinking. Even if the water was non-potable, a few fishes were seen swimming against the current, feeding off the algae at the sides of the aqueduct.

"Sure, whatever you have in mind I would gladly help you out. So what are your plans? Maybe I could help you further." she asked and I asked her a question to answer her question.

"What do you feel if you came out from a shower and felt like citrus all over your body? Leaving you fresh and makes you feel zest as well?" I asked and the answer I got was, "I would really love. But does people bathe on milk? I heard it makes the skin soft and supple."

"In that case, citrus for the men and lavender for the ladies. It would be great to have a proper rundown after each bath and leaves you feeling fresh all day unless you bathe 3 times a day like me. Hah hah hah..."

"I love the idea Audemar, and love you too..." she said and she looked down at her toes that had curly toenails because there weren't any nail clippers at that time during the era. Hah hah hah...!!!