Who still cares about the weak "pseudo cultivator"
"That's it"
Wang Duoyu was old, but he was relieved, it turned out to be unfounded worries.
Taking out his mobile phone to connect to the Internet, Wang Duoyu looked dazed when he saw the dense energy.
But it was only three days of retreat, and when he came out, it was like having crossed over.
Unfamiliar and scary.
—————————————————One day, two days, three days.
Since these days, the international community has been turbulent, and there have been turbulent discussions about the rabbit's measures to block the border.
From the initial sneer, to the prevalence of various conspiracy theories
The scarlet man, Fairy Moon Palace, is most likely a lie, a huge lie woven together by Chanis and Emperor.
Just to destroy and rule the world.
It is said that it is true, and it has nose and eyes.
The more the crisis of panic and depression, the more falsehood prevails.
Qin Shuang has been watching, what measures will the Western world take.
Some of Guo Jia's upper echelons felt that something was wrong, but the years of liberal democratic ideological education, the measures that wanted to be put into action died almost as soon as they were put forward.
And those clamorous conspiracy theories have even been on the hot search list.
Qin Shuang just smiled at this.
Humans always hope that there is a way to solve problems completely. The reason why conspiracy theories are popular is because the way to solve problems in conspiracy theories is simple and rude, that is to kill those few people.
But what is surprising is that there are so many stupid people in the 'beacon of human civilization'.
In fact, there are stupid people out there, but large-scale stupidity is definitely a disaster for Guo Jia
Traffic channels were blocked, but public opinion was not blocked. When the conspiracy theories from the Internet came back to China, it caused a wave of euphoria.
Some people even think that Rabbit He is singing a double-reed opera and wants to destroy the world. This is also a realistic version of magicism.
It sounds incredible, it's so stupid but it's true, after all, they all believe that the 5th will be the 2nd, the 3rd, and the 3rd.
"It's so counterintuitive"
"There is nothing new under the sun, calm down, after all, they have the "ice bucket challenge"
Correspondingly, there is a "hot water challenge"
, causing many people to be scalded on a large scale.”
"And you need a calculator to figure out number 57."
"There is still hot water to challenge my Buddha."
"Probably my face boiled"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"The backlash against the fishermen's government is nothing more than an indication of how low the education level of some people is.
How deep is the class barrier to give birth to such a giant baby. It seems that the beacon of Western civilization is Asan."
But just after speaking, the last person was slapped in the face by the speed of light.
Because the A-San media started to speak ruthlessly, if a war broke out, Rabbit Dao could last for two days.
Before a day had passed, the Russian media came out and slapped people in the face: Did you misjudgment that the rabbit was also beating people all over the street with a short stick? When Sanyi appeared on the stage, the domestic atmosphere became hot and cheerful, even though the situation was tense At that time, Duan Zishou was still inspired by the third brother.
"Don't laugh at people. After all, people use the Shangdi network. I don't know how many years ago this message was sent, and it was only sent successfully now."
"Xiu Er!"
"God Temodi Network, laughing like a pig!"
"A bunch of arrogant and arrogant guys, ignorant and ridiculous, talking about your country.
Western civilizations all admit that Asan is already at the forefront of the world, and you are still sitting there watching the sky.”
"There is still Yin Chuan, and he is also drunk.
Asan has spent so much money buying weapons from Western civilization, if the ranking is not high, what should I do if I don't buy them in the future?
"Let Asan enjoy the God treatment of consumers."
"Brother treatment"
"If you buy my weapon, then you will be better than me series hahaha.
funny"
Immediately, Nayin Chui was ridiculed into a ball, a Western courtesy, this is not like the pursuit of shopping guides in shopping malls: Miss, you look very thin wearing these pants.
As for whether it is really thin, I don't have any points in my heart Nothing.
Even joking, punching in the daily milk method.
"As a matter of fact, Asan used [*] motorcycles to transport a [*]-strong army to Lebanon overnight. The top officials of the country were shocked that Asan had a super-space weapon and hurriedly surrendered."
"Daily Tasks No. [*].
"So Asan's ultimate weapon is exposed, the motorcycle!"
"Let all the magical things of quantum motorcycles be handed over to quantum."
hotel.
Zheng Zha and his party paid close attention to the movements of the fishing reels, and the jokes made people laugh with joy.
"It's no exaggeration to say that, in fact, I can also breastfeed."
Zheng Zha looked around and said proudly.
"tell me the story."
Black Widow picked up a glass of water and said.
Anyway, it's too idle, just like a talk show on Pinpin.
Zheng Zha cleared his throat, laughed awkwardly, and told a famous scene.
"The third brother hurried into the office, and behind the desk sat rabbits and geese.
Rabbit: Hello, Mr. Third Brother, what's the matter? Goose: Is there anything we can help you Third Brother: Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next.
Rabbit: We have nuclear Guo Jia, we will not be afraid.
Third Brother: My military strength is stronger than that of the country.
Rabbit Goose: Who is the third brother of the tactical backing country: It's not which one, it's that... the overbearing and unreasonable Lanxi who will destroy the country at every turn!"
Having said that, Qin Shuang drew a piece of paper.
Zheng Zha's eyes lit up, this is a combination of sound and text.
"Goose: Eagle sauce third brother: It's not a country, it's that strong.
Goose: painting with the third brother: the country is not on the island! Goose: painting the local chicken third brother: the tricolor flag, he is a democratic country with a tricolor flag! Goose: painting the third brother: this.
Rabbit: Take it, draw Gambia's third brother: Is there a Nulan Changkai meeting... I've seen it and it's the one... There is a Wuchang Guo Jialan with a nuclear submarine! Rabbit: I understand, you continue to say."
Tang San pursed his lips and smiled.
But Fan Ruoruo blinked, not understanding one thing.
What kind of eagle sauce, what kind of slap in the face, I don't understand, I didn't get a joke.
But in order not to look out of place with everyone, she also laughed out loud and cooperated with Zheng Zha's performance.
"Third brother: I have a lot of money to buy a lot of advanced equipment. I fought in World War II and I was looking for teeth. I was the first country after the war in the continent. I wonder who doesn't know that I am still the mainstay of the democratic front in the continent, and the rabbit came over. When we fought against the Japanese and beat them up, now I have [*] elite mountain troops stationed at the foot of the Himalayas, and the rabbits don't even dare to move the goose: Xiaosan brother's eyes widen: What are you laughing at? Goose: I think happy thing.
Third brother: What a happy thing. Goose: I can produce all kinds of military equipment by myself.
Rabbit also squinted and smiled.
Third brother: What are you laughing at? Rabbit: I can also produce all kinds of military equipment by myself.
Third brother: You produce the same kind of equipment rabbit: Yes, yes, no, we each use our own.
Third brother: I repeat, I am not joking! Rabbit Goose: Yes, right, smile Third brother: Hey!!!"
In detail, it is actually vivid, full of emotions and a sense of picture.
Tang San said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be a joker too."
"Don't interrupt!"
Zheng Zha was complacent and said subconsciously, and suddenly his back felt cold, like a light on his back.
Tang San said quietly: "What did you say?"
Zheng Zha was shocked: "Ah, no no."
He cursed in his heart, he has no strength, he really has no human rights, it is reasonable for you to intervene.
"go on."
Tang San nodded in satisfaction, and put down the giant Clear Sky Hammer.
"Rabbit: Let's get down to business, that..., the Lanxi you are talking about, does he have Intercontinental? Third brother: Does she have any... Intercontinental problems, she is really the kind of...that kind of...rare kind, she The intercontinental bomb is not famous at all, not like my Agni 5. Unfortunately, my Agni 5 Brownian motion is too much, I didn't see its ballistic goose: Laugh out loud, San: You are too deceiving, I have endured you for a long time. !Goose: My military equipment can be produced by myself.
Third Brother: You are clearly laughing at me, and you have never stopped.
Rabbit: Mr. Third Brother, we are specially trained, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh unless we can't help it.
Why don't you go back first, Mr. Third Brother, and we will notify you as soon as there is progress.
Third brother: Okay, can you hurry up to develop your own military strength? I, San, have a motorcycle and a company. It's very boring, so buy more motorcycles.
Going out rabbit goose: Hahahahahahahaha.
Asan: Open the door"
"Good joke, what do you want me to reward you with?"
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