Restart Meimao

Many people say that New York is a city that never sleeps, and only the brilliant lights at night can truly show the bustling face of the city.

Sending the secretary who was with him home, Joson drove alone on the road, although it is a pleasant thing to take a ride with a beautiful woman, but if this beautiful sexy beauty wants to get news from you all the time, it is not very happy, young men like to simplify complex things, unfortunately, Miss Scarlett is not a simple person.

The night was cold, Johnson held the steering wheel with both hands, his spiritual consciousness spread around, the Hudson River in the distance shone brightly, and the high-rise buildings were connected like a lush jungle cast of steel.

He just attended Senator Kelly’s fundraising party, and the current witch enjoys playing others, especially for a congressman who holds great power, with the covert support of the Okin Group, this senator who suffered a waterloo because of the mutant registration bill, once again revived and stood in the president’s camp, becoming one of the most trusted White House spokesmen today.

“Power is intoxicating.” The young man’s emotion drifted with the wind, he drove the car on the endless highway, always covering the spiritual power of the area around him, suddenly jumped, along the divergent spiritual thread, he saw a masked strange man sitting on the railing of the viaduct, wearing a red and black tights, his legs dangling leisurely, seemingly not afraid of the tragic consequences of falling at all, and singing the lyrics of “Shoop” in his mouth, and the out-of-tune song was drowned out in the roar of the car passing by.

The corners of Josson’s mouth hooked a smile, this is an interesting person, he knows this masked weirdo who looks neurologically abnormal, with two katanas pinned to his back, large-caliber pistols full of fire on both sides of his thighs, bulging ammunition packs around his waist, and wearing airtight red and black tights, if it were not for the above rich equipment, maybe others would think it was Spider-Man.

But this nervous masked weirdo is not a good neighbor of New York, he is a strange mercenary, can accept anyone’s commission to kill, has the world’s unmatched mouth cannon ability, and unimaginable self-healing ability, so that many superheroes have a headache, his existence will tell you that encountering an annoying neuropathy is not the most tragic thing, the most tragic thing is that you have no way to get rid of or even solve him.

“Hey bro, is that nice view up there?” The black car was about to pass over the viaduct, and Johnson shouted loudly, although the masked freak was mentally disorganized and still a chatterbox, but the young man really wanted to get to know the famous Deadpool.

“Hey, who is this bastard who doesn’t look as handsome as me, not as tall as me, and not as temperamental as me? Let me think, as if I don’t know … Think again, maybe it’s a good friend from a bar. Deadpool laughed, nodded and said: “Although not as handsome and dashing as the great Deadpool, but it seems to be very rich, maybe you can invite me to the red light district of Brooklyn to get a shot, light two hot-hot chicks, no, how can two be enough!” ”

Deadpool, immersed in his own world, stretched his waist, stood up straight, then jumped off the viaduct and landed safely in the passenger seat.

“Aren’t you in pain?” Joson asked with a strange look in his eyes, fortunately he had already lowered the roof of the black car, otherwise maybe this nonsensical mercenary would have to break through the skylight and stage an action movie plot on the highway.

“It hurts? How can the great Deadpool hurt! Huh, it feels like something is wrong, what’s wrong, by the way, why did I hear something cracking just now, wow, my two huge baby eggs, landing a little wrong…” Deadpool’s legs are sitting on the car lever, just looking at this scene is enough to make people’s lower bodies cold.

“Wait, let me adjust the position, it feels like someone kicked and broken eggs, and then burst chrysanthemums.” Deadpool struggled to stand up in the small body, still saying inexplicable bad things in his mouth, and finally sat back in his position.

“You’re a superhero?” The young man asked.

“I may be super, but certainly not a hero. Dude, I’m the best mercenary in the universe – Deadpool, do you have any people who are very unpleasant lately? I can help you solve it Oh, look at me just burst my chrysanthemum… Oh no, it’s your car joystick that blew up my chrysanthemum, so I’ll just charge you fifty percent more. Deadpool said shaking his head and making strange gestures at the cars passing by.

“Thanks to Mr. Deadpool for his generosity, but I usually have as many friends as enemies, so it’s better to keep it as it is.” Joson shrugged his shoulders and said with a regretful expression.

He wasn’t too bored, so he wanted to tease this eccentric mercenary who didn’t play his cards according to common sense, although Deadpool’s nagging attributes were indeed very annoying, but superb fighting techniques and swordsmanship, coupled with elusive teleportation ability and self-healing genes, he was also a difficult opponent, and it was a good thing if he could use it for himself.

“I can only charge you thirty percent more money, now the business is not good, even the money to find the young lady is gone, buddy, you think about it, the words say I look at you so familiar, wait and wait, it turns out that you are the old -two!” While nagging this, Deadpool took out a stack of pieces of paper from his belt with a strange-looking cartoon avatar painted on it, turned over a funny mustache man, and found another cartoon drawing with a strange shape of a man in a suit.

“Wow, God, Jesus, Christ, you’re the thirty million old man, buddy, you’re a bunch of shining Franklin now.” Deadpool is full of surprises, and he can’t wait to kiss the young man next to him, as if he has met a brother he hasn’t seen for years.

“Can you not call me that, it sounds weird.” Joson sincerely advised.

“Of course you can, buddy, you are the eldest worth 30 million, except for the boss Tony Stark worth 50 million, everything is up to you.” Deadpool nodded very generously in agreement, while calculating how to spend the bounty of three thousand and a half. “I must first walk through the red light district of Brooklyn, maybe buy a luxury car, and make a movie, how about you say I go to Hollywood to make a Deadpool movie?” But I have to change into a handsome uniform, otherwise everyone else thinks I’m the little spider, how about a green uniform? It’s so ugly, which superhero will wear green clothes (Green Lantern on the set next door sneezed ~), or red is good, so that the bad guys can’t see that I’m bleeding. ”

Punched heavily in the palm, Deadpool was proud of his genius idea, he patted Joson who had been unable to speak, looking brotherly and affectionate, “Buddy, the first time I met your kind of proactive business, in return, I can let you freely choose the method of death, pistol headshot or popcorn_flower?” Or slice it with a katana, or experience a fall from a height? ”

Listening to the people around him chattering like a nagging maniac, Joson smiled gently, without the slightest fear of being killed, he also hooked Deadpool’s shoulder and said softly: “It’s really unpleasant to think that it’s actually lower than that guy Tony, can I take the initiative to raise my bounty?” Add 50 million, 80 million gentleman to listen a little better. ”

“You are such a genius!” Deadpool said with sincere admiration. “I actually paid to kill myself, buddy, I can’t bear to kill you, but 80 million is enough for me to play along Manhattan, it’s really annoying.”

“It’s okay, I also hope that you can earn these 80 million, so that you go to heaven, and I can tell others that I died at the hands of the great mercenary Deadpool with a bounty of 80 million.”

Johnson comforted the entangled Mr. Mercenary, as if they were two confidant friends, one confiding his troubles and the other unraveling his friends, but in fact, the content of the conversation between these two people would make people feel that they were all a group of crazy people.

“Bingo! A friend’s kindness should not be refused, well, buddy, I’ll kill you for eighty million and make that Tony Stark guy old-two. Deadpool happily decided, pulling out the large-caliber pistol at his waist and pressing it against the head of this interesting business target, the icy touch seemed to make people feel the breath of death.

“Pain is only a very brief moment, come, read with me, hallelujah.” Deadpool said solemnly.

“Hallelujah.” Joson said with a smile.

Bang!

A gunshot rang out.

ps: Flowers, subscriptions, and tips are smashed over, otherwise Deadpool will accidentally break the fourth wall to find you~