Return of the Cute baby

To make fish, we first need to buy fish. Si Yue took Tian Tian and Xiaoyuan to the supermarket to buy fish. Because he didn't know what to buy, he chose a carp that looked bigger, and then came home happily!

However, how to cut the fish?

Si Yue, with a knife and a naive face, bowed his head and asked Xiaoyuan, "can you?"

Xiaoyuan shook his head. "I haven't learned this yet."

He used to eat fish at Gu Yichen's house, but Gu Yichen said that he was too bloody when killing fish. He told him not to see it and would have nightmares, so he didn't see it.

The fish was killed in the supermarket. Now it is quietly placed on the chopping board and carefully studied by the secretary.

Where should we start?

"Read dad, the fish is full of blood. Should we wash it first?" Xiaoyuan suggested.

"Yes, and in my stomach. I should wash it well."

It seems that when mommy makes fish, she washes it first, right?

"Yes, it should be washed first!"

So, Si Yue put Yu into the pool, opened the water pipe, washed his body, and then put his hand into his stomach to wash it. However

"Ah! What is this! What is this?" Si Yue shouted and jumped away. His handsome face was full of panic.

Tiantian and Xiaoyuan were also startled.

"Read dad, what did you touch?" Xiaoyuan asked curiously

"I don't know!" Si Yue looked frightened, "soft, disgusting!"

What can be soft in the belly of a fish?

"Read dad, the fish seller said, hasn't he cleaned the fish belly?" Xiaoyuan looked at him seriously, "did you touch it wrong?"

Si Yue thought for a while. Yes, he watched the man take out the things in the belly of the fish and scrape the scales. It's reasonable to say that there shouldn't be anything?

Summon up your courage, Si Yue did it again.

He put his hand carefully into the fish's stomach, and then he touched the soft thing. The touch was disgusting!

I took it out carefully, but I found it was gray. A layer of film wrapped the soft things inside

"Ah, it's intestines, large intestine, large intestine!" Si Yue jumped up.

Disgusting, disgusting!

Xiaoyuan looked at Si Yue with a very simple panic on his face, "but hasn't it been taken out by the fish seller?"

"I'm sure I didn't get it clean!" Si Yue was very sure, "and there's a bladder in it!"

"..." Xiaoyuan was shocked, "fish, and this thing?"

"Everyone has fish. Why don't you have fish?" Si Yue said righteously. "Look at the white one, which is bulging again. He must have been killed before he had time to pee at the last time of his life!"

"Read dad, it's fish, it's not human." Tian Tian corrected seriously.

Si Yue nodded immediately, "yes, yes, it's raw fish. I didn't have time to sprinkle the last urine of raw fish!"

"But Dad, if we don't take out those disgusting things, how can we make fish?" Tiantian asked seriously.

That's right.

After thinking for a long time, Si Yue finally came up with the ultimate must kill skill. Clamp it with chopsticks!

So when an Lixia and mu Ruchen returned home, they heard the scene of a very lively kitchen.

"Come out, come out!" Tian Tian is very nervous.

"Read dad, come on, the intestines are coming out. Be careful, don't break it!"

Intestines?

What happened?

An Lixia and mu Ruchen rushed into the kitchen immediately.

"What happened?" muruchen immediately asked, "whose intestines are coming out?"

"Fish..." Si Yue was very innocent. However, he loosened his hand and fell in again. "No, the fish's large intestine fell in again!"

"What fish large intestine?" an Lixia walked over.

"Mommy, we bought a fish, but the person in charge of killing the fish forgot to take out the large intestine and bladder."

"What?" an Lixia went over and reached into the fish's stomach. Then she took out the ball and looked at it. She really wanted to kick Si Yue.

"Xia Xia, don't touch it. The fish's large intestine is disgusting!" Si Yue immediately handed over the chopsticks. "Use this clip!"

"Clip your head, this is fish seed, which will be rotten by you!" an Lixia stretched out her hand to Tian Tian, "daughter, roll up my sleeves."

"OK!" sweet helped Mommy roll her sleeves. "Mommy, you're going to make fish for us, aren't you?"

"If carp, just use it to braised!"

"Mommy is great!"

Si read aside and said, "it's a fish. How can you see that he's a carp?"

"This is common sense," an Lixia turned to wash the fish. "Look what you've done in the kitchen. It's dirty everywhere."

Si read some grievances, "I want to cook for you!"

Seeing that an Lixia took out the things in the fish's stomach, he immediately reminded, "why do you keep the fish bladder?"

"What?" anlixia didn't understand.

"It's the white one, the drum one."

"That's a fish bubble!" Ann Lixia really convinced him, "it's filled with air!"

Si Yue immediately understood, "it's not a bladder, it's a lung?"

An Lixia had a headache. "You all go out and wait in the restaurant!"

"Oh!"

In the restaurant, Si Yue sat down honestly, lying on the table like a child, playing with the napkin carton on it.

Opposite, mu Ruchen frowned and kept looking at him.

"Look what I do? I don't do base!" Si Yue said with a wronged face. "Although Xia Xia said I was more like suffering, I was also a straight man!"

"When you were born, did the doctor diagnose your developmental deformity?" Mu Ruchen suddenly said.

"Deformed?" the secretary looked at his whole body. "Where am I deformed?"

Mu Ruchen pointed to his head, "brain."

Does that mean he's stupid?

Si Yue was more aggrieved. He bowed his head and muttered in a low voice, "it's like you know."

"I don't know, but I won't say."

Xiaoyuan embarrassed, daddy, is there anything to be proud of?

Tiantian suddenly sighed unintentionally, "if Uncle Gu were here, he would make a lot of delicious meals if his cooking is so good!"

Mu Ruchen frowned and held his daughter in his arms. "Sweet, do you think I should also learn to cook?"

"No!" Tian Tian hugged mu Ruchen's neck. "Daddy is daddy and uncle Gu is uncle Gu. Why imitate others?"

She thinks daddy is perfect!

Mu Ruchen frowned, "I think when we came back together, I sat here to rest, but your mommy was busy in the kitchen, as if we were abusing her."

"Will daddy learn to cook?"

"Daddy, I suggest you don't learn." Xiaoyuan suggested.

"Why?"

"You should let mommy see that your life is incompetent. You can't live without Mommy. Maybe Mommy won't leave you even more when she sees your pity. This is a strategy."

Mu Ruchen's eyebrows wrinkled deeper. Does he need to go to this step?