Return to Earth and become a magician

"Now we have to find a place to live." Zhang Ziling looked at the 20,000 yuan lying in the ring and sighed softly.

The ring that can hold the entire Pacific Ocean is now only a lonely 20,000 yuan lying in it.

"I didn't expect those things to break the spatial barrier of my ring, and all the things I brought were rolled out, and I really returned to the liberation overnight!" Zhang Ziling sighed with emotion, "Even if the miscellaneous spirit stones and elixirs are counted, anyway, my cultivation can be slowly recovered, but my four magic weapons and six artifacts have also been lost, and those ten are the cornerstones of the entire continent, I have to find a time to get them back!"

Zhang Ziling was planning while looking for a place to live.

Now Zhang Ziling has cut his hair short, and he is wearing clothes bought from a random clothing store on the roadside.

Although all the goods on his body are bargains, Zhang Ziling's whole image instantly became refreshing, and he looked much more sunny and handsome than before.

Of course, this is from the perspective of the earthlings.

Soon Zhang Ziling found a good-looking house in the advertising and rental column, and according to the address written on it, Zhang Ziling came to the suite.

The location of this suite is very remote, almost a suburb, but Zhang Ziling likes this environment very much, quiet.

The landlord is a middle-aged woman, very cheerful, signed a contract with Zhang Ziling in a few minutes, threw Zhang Ziling a key when he got the money, and left in a hurry after instructing a few nonsense words to take care of the furniture, saying that he was going to catch a plane to go to the field.

Although Zhang Ziling felt that the landlord had a bit of a problem, anyway, now that he had moved into the house, Zhang Ziling was not afraid of being deceived and lived in a big grin.

"It seems that this landlord is quite girlish, but he doesn't like to clean up." Zhang Ziling shook his head, "I don't know how to clean up if I rent out the room!" "

This suite has a total of two rooms plus a bathroom and a living room, 100 square meters, but it is not big.

Zhang Ziling casually opened a closed room, in which there were all kinds of rag dolls, the sheets were also pink, and even lace, panties, bras, stockings and so on were all messily thrown on the bed, very messy.

Thinking of a middle-aged aunt wearing those things on the pink bed, Zhang Ziling felt a chill in his heart, and hurriedly closed the door and walked out.

"Forget it, let's clean it up next time!"

After calming down, Zhang Ziling opened another room and nodded with satisfaction.

The other room was very clean, with gray and white as the main tone, and it was obvious that no one had lived in it for a long time.

"That's all there is to it!" Zhang Ziling quickly sat cross-legged on the bed and cultivated.

Now that Zhang Ziling is seriously injured and has no elixir, he can only keep calling on the true qi in his body to restore this way.

Because there was nothing on earth that could threaten Zhang Ziling, Zhang Ziling did not pay attention to the changes in the outside world and healed wholeheartedly.

There is no concept of time for monks to cultivate, and it is late at night in a blink of an eye, and Zhang Ziling still has no signs of waking up, and is still immersed in cultivation.

At this moment, outside the house, a beautiful woman in casual clothes was drunkenly lying on the door, swinging her jade hand and struggling to insert the key into the lock, and slowly opened the door...

"Ben, Miss Ben can drink again!" As soon as the woman entered the door, she fell to the ground, muttering on the ground, her eyes were blurred, and the smell of alcohol instantly filled the whole room.

Because the woman was too drunk, she didn't notice Zhang Ziling's shoes at the door, and climbed directly onto the sofa and fell asleep.

And Zhang Ziling, who was sitting in the bedroom, didn't know that a big beauty had come into his room.

In the early morning of July, the cool breeze blew the curtains and brushed the cheeks of the woman on the sofa, and the sunlight hit the woman's face through the cracks.

"Hmm—" The woman opened her eyes slightly and sat up.

"Shhh It hurts! As soon as the woman sat up, she covered her head and exhaled in pain, and after relieving for a while, she picked up a glass of water on the table that the landlord poured for Zhang Ziling yesterday and drank it.

"How did I get back yesterday?" The woman curled up on the sofa with her arms and knees folded, and thought, "I didn't expect that I could pour water by myself when I was drunk like that, I really admire myself!" The

woman smiled smirked, then frowned.

"I can't drink so much next time, the smell of alcohol is really uncomfortable, let's go take a shower!" The woman smacked her lips, undressed in the living room, and hopped into the bathroom.

And when the woman jumped into the bathroom, Zhang Ziling also happened to finish his cultivation, and after exhaling a breath of turbidity, Zhang Ziling raised his eyes and looked out the window, and a fine light flashed in his eyes.

"The earth's aura is too thin, and the recovery of cultivation is still too slow, so we have to think of other ways!"

With a long sigh, Zhang Ziling stood up, took off his clothes, his angular muscles were suddenly exposed, and his perfect body was completely in close contact with the air.

"Remember the last time you took a bath 3,000 years ago, right? Although there is aura around the body, there is no need to take a bath, but since you are back, it is better to relax!

Zhang Ziling stretched his waist, took off his whole body to only a pair of underwear, and walked out of the bedroom slowly.

Because Zhang Ziling had been thinking about how to quickly recover his cultivation, he didn't notice the clothes on the sofa, went straight to the bathroom, and opened the door with a bang.

Tricky and drainy....

The air seemed to freeze, and all that was left was the sound of water spewing from the sprinklers hitting the ground.

Looking at each other, the two of them did not speak for a long time, as if they had forgotten that they were not clothed.

Boom!

After a long time, the shampoo in the woman's hand fell to the ground, and a high-decibel scream pierced the sky, startling several sparrows in the trees outside the window.

Half an hour later, Zhang Ziling and the woman sat face to face, the woman's right arm was still a little bruised, and her eyes were covered with tears, which were about to overflow.

"Miss, this is really a misunderstanding!" Zhang Ziling looked at the aggrieved woman in front of him and said with a wry smile.

"What a misunderstanding! You broke into my house without permission, rushed into the bathroom naked, and beat people..."The more the woman spoke, the more aggrieved she became, and tears flowed out of her eyes.

Zhang Ziling looked at the crying woman and couldn't speak, after all, it was indeed his fault just now.

But how could Zhang Ziling think that the woman who was looked at by him in front of him, after seeing Zhang Ziling before, his first reaction was not to cover his important place, but to kick Zhang Ziling with a side kick, Zhang Ziling subconsciously took a step back, and the woman slipped on the soles of her feet and fell heavily to the ground.

"I have to say, you're really weird!" Zhang Ziling thought of what had just happened and said to the woman.

"You still say!" The woman slapped the table violently, accidentally pulled the wound again, and screamed in pain.

"I said, can you be quiet and tell me what's going on?"

Zhang Ziling didn't feel sorry for the woman, but asked directly.

"What's going on? I said that the thieves have been so arrogant these years? The woman glared at Zhang Ziling, "Sneaked into my house and asked me what was going on?"

"Your home?" Zhang Ziling raised his eyebrows, feeling a little funny in his heart, but seeing that there was a big beauty opposite, Zhang Ziling didn't bother with her too much.

"Of course, I've been renting it for half a year, isn't this my home?" The woman covered the bruise on her right arm and glared at Zhang Ziling.

"Coincidentally, I also rented this house yesterday."

"Humph!" The woman snorted, "Your excuse is too bad, if you also rent a house, then I..."

Zhang Ziling handed his rental contract to the woman.

The woman looked at Zhang Ziling suspiciously, then weakly picked up the contract and looked at it, her face changed, and then she looked at Zhang Ziling and shouted: "Lend me your mobile phone!"

"Nope."

"Stingy!" The woman snorted, then ran to the couch and picked up her mobile phone, hesitated for a moment, and finally did not call the police, but called the landlord.

"Hey, Xiao Chu!"

"Sister Qian, why did you rent the house to someone else?"

"This..."The person on the other side of the phone paused, and then said: "Xiao Chu, it's not that Sister Qian doesn't help you, you haven't paid the rent for two months, and Sister Qian has done your best to let you live in vain for so long."

"Sister Qian, didn't I say I would pay it! Why didn't you tell me that you rented out the house again?

"It's my fault, but I've already rented the house to him, and the kid has paid a deposit of 20,000 yuan!"

"Twenty thousand!" The woman paused, and then reacted, "Twenty million is not enough!" Sister Qian, you're like this..."

"Xiao Chu, I don't have a good signal here, I'll hang up first!" By the way, remember to pay the rent, otherwise you'll have to move out! "

Money..."

The landlord across the street had hung up.

The woman threw the phone on the sofa in hatred, and then looked at Zhang Ziling with a playful face.

"Hey..." The woman greeted Zhang Ziling weakly, completely forgetting that she was still menacing before.

"Rent owed?"

"Hmm..."

"No money?"

"Hmm..."

, "Then you won't move out?" Zhang Ziling showed no mercy.

"Hmm... Well? No, no, no! The woman suddenly reacted and hurriedly waved her hand, "I can't move out!" "

Oh?" Zhang Ziling became interested, clasped his hands on his chest, and raised his feet on the table, "Now that the house is mine, you and I don't know each other, why should I let you live in vain?" The

woman's face was extremely complicated, obviously experiencing an extremely fierce struggle in her heart, and then her eyes changed suddenly, and she glared at Zhang Ziling fiercely.

"Big deal... I... I'm here as a babysitter! After the woman said this, her face turned red.

Looking at the woman whose ears were red, the smile on Zhang Ziling's face became stronger and stronger, and he looked at the woman and asked, "Nanny?" Which are you talking about? "