Return to Primitive Society and Become a Chief

The thief jumped and yelled: "I threw Lei mother, you really treat me as possessed by the armor warrior Iron Man!"

The elder snorted: "Since you are a warrior who can kill snakes and tigers, you can definitely defeat this guy, unless you are a fake and a liar."

Ji Thief's eyes widened, "So you arranged for Lao Tzu to fight the beasts, why can't you go on your own!"

The elder is impatient: "Our tribe does not welcome liars, or you will prove that you are not a liar."

What he said was repeated by several other elders. As a result, he mobilized the emotions of the primitive No. 100, and pointed to Ji Thief and shouted: "Liar, liar."

The original girl panicked when she saw it, and begged to explain to Ji Zei, but no one listened to her.

Later, these primitive people with serious IQ arrears actually used a wooden spear to force the thief to jump into the pit. While looking ahead, he plausibly said: "Liar, jump in!"

Ji thief really yelled the grass mud horse, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand: "Damn, I'll go in, can't I go in?"

An elder raised his hand to stop everyone, and watched the thief and said: "Liar, hurry down."

Ji Thief was angry: "I'm not a liar!"

The elder pointed to the inside of the pit: "No, just go down."

"I really want to get rid of the old guy." Ji Zei cursed, seeing the primitive people coming up again, he hurriedly raised his hands: "Okay, I'll go in, I'll go in, but can you give me a weapon, bare hands Yes, how can I surrender that beast?"

"When you kill the snake and kill the tiger, you are empty-handed, so I can't give you a weapon. What if you run away." The elder said with a clever neck.

"What are you..."

Before the curse was over, a primitive man next to him suddenly pushed Ji Thief into the pit.

The thief who stumbled widened his eyes, but he just yelled out of the way and fell directly into the pit.

With a plop, the thief who landed heard the cheers of the primitive people outside the pit. It seemed that these **** really treated themselves as liars.

There were even a few primitive people lying on the edge of the pit and looking in as if watching the excitement.

"I will kill you all when I go out!" After a loud word, Ji was very angry. He was about to curse a few more words, but he felt cold all over.

He shook his head and looked back, and saw that the big leopard-like cat had stood up, staring at him with a faint drum in his belly, and walking gracefully on the catwalk.

As a fan of paleontology, Ji Thief recognized the origin of this big cat at a glance.

After the cat.

The appearance is the same as that of a leopard, but it is not like that of a leopard. It has a short tail and a long neck, with saber teeth like a saber-toothed tiger. However, its teeth are a bit short. On the whole, it looks like a big cat. Somewhat funny.

However, in spite of this, Ji Thief couldn't laugh. How could this be a big cat!

As we all know, cats are natural killers, let alone oneself, even a professional boxer would not dare to wrestle with wild cats, let alone the more wild cats of primitive society.

With a grunt, Ji Thief swallowed his saliva, looked at the cat behind him blankly, and stiffly raised his palm: "Ha, hello, hello, have you had dinner?"

The gurgling sound in the cat's belly responded to the thief.

Seeing that the cat had already made a predation move, Ji thief shouted: "Please beg a sack! Let me say-Fuck Nima."

Ji Thief didn't finish a word. After that, the cat had already rushed forward. Ji Thief only had time to explode with a foul language. He used the trick of drilling his crotch. The donkey rolled on the spot, and went under the back cat's body. With too much force, he hit the wall of the pit with one head, and hit a lot of meat and vegetables.

At the entrance of the pit, the primitive people who stretched their heads and looked down made a neat hiss at the thief.

In the tone, the contempt was not concealed.

"Liar! Liar!" All the primitive people shouted loudly.

There were a few primitive people who were optimistic about Ji Thief who couldn't stand it. They sighed, shook their heads and left. It felt like a child whose parents could not help them.

Those primitive people’s roaring sound turned a deaf ear to the thief. Unlike these primitive people who don’t like backache when looking at the excitement, the thief did not have the mind to care too much, because after that, the cat has adjusted his body shape and prepared for the second pounce. hit.

Seeing that the cat was about to move, Ji Thief rushed out of the pit and shouted: "It's just a test, it doesn't need to be real!"

The elder lying on the side of the pit, I knew you were a liar and said: "Liar, you must die!"

The elder's words fell, and besides the primitive girl, a group of primitive people clapped their hands and yelled at the words that the liar must die.

"I can see through your old mother!" Ji Thief was scolded angrily.

It was just such a moment, after that the cat had already jumped over.

"by."

With a curse in his mouth, Ji Thief rushed to the side without thinking.

After that, the cat bumped its head into the small grass behind Ji Thief.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ji Thief ran far away to hide.

However, the pit is only three meters wide, so where can you hide?

No, before he hides, the cat has already pulled out his head.

Ji Zaixin said that this time was over, and he could not survive at all.

Outside the pit, several primitive people booed triumphantly, as if these **** had already guessed the scene of Ji Thief being broken and corpse on the spot.

The key is that even Ji Thief thinks so.

However, something unexpected happened to everyone and even Ji Thief. After that, the cat pulled out his head and never chose to attack Ji Thief. On the contrary, it lay on the ground, pulling its head with its front paws, and shaking its head constantly.

Moreover, with its movements, the beast was a little unsteady, and lay down on its side.

This, it is as if a person is drunk.

Ji Zei stared at what was happening in front of him in a daze, and said to his heart what happened?

However, when his gaze shifted to the bush where the cat had just jumped on, his eyes instantly lit up.

That, that, is that catnip?

Damn, that must be catnip, the catnip known as the nemesis of cats, that's right, it is it!

The Ji thief who found a ray of life laughed wildly, and the primitive people were a little puzzled one by one, and they even yelled to cheer for the cat, and it was delicious Ji thief, a liar.

For these guys, Ji Thief really wanted to drag down one by one to play games with the cat behind him. However, the situation was critical and could not tolerate Ji Thief to think too much. His eyes were only on the catnip on the wall of the pit.

As he watched it, he thought to himself: "God bless you, I hope this thing is more attractive to cats than to his own, otherwise, it will be GG."

He tried to go to the few catnip plants, so that after that, the cat didn't care about him, just reveling in the pleasure of catnip.

Seeing this, Ji Thief seemed to see the dawn of victory.

Near, near!

As the steps approached, Ji Thief's heart was lifted up, and the beating speed almost came out of his heart.

Finally, only two or three steps away from the catnip, Ji Thief was overjoyed and subconsciously called.

However, it was his cry that awoke the meow after that, with a low roar, watching Ji Thief not close to him, he sprang his teeth and claws.

Ji Zei cursed his mother, leaped forward, and pulled up the few catnip plants, then quickly turned around, took the catnip and swept away at the back cat.

After the catnip grazed the cat's nose in the air, the latter sneezed and fell to the ground. Once again, like a drunk man, he was shaking and unsteady.

Seeing this, Ji Zei breathed a sigh of relief. He took the courage and swept the cat's nose several times with catnip on the back of the cat lying on the ground.

The big cat became more and more excited, and he forgot to eat Ji Thief, even lying on its back, exposing its soft belly, extremely intoxicated.

The desperate Ji thief let out a foul breath and laughed loudly: "The ancients are sincere not to deceive me, the big cat is also a cat!"

When he shouted out these words, Ji Zei became bold, and he put his hand on the back cat's neck and belly and touched it back and forth.

Originally, the cat wanted to stand up and kill Ji Zei, who was audacious **** after that, because Ji Zei just swept the catnip on his nose. This beast was instantly as well-behaved as a pet cat.

Ji Thief was in a great mood. He deliberately raised his head with provocative eyes to look at the dumbfounded primitive people. Damn, isn't it just a cat? I will show you a big cat!