Rise of the Wasteland

Greater America, Washington.

"What? One of our ballistic missile nuclear submarines was forced out of the water?" U.S. Secretary of Naval Operations Greenett stunned and stood up from behind his desk, his eyes were as frightened as seeing a comet hitting the earth, "You Tell me again. "

The lieutenant was also sweating, his mouth shuddering, "The location of the accident was in the South China Sea. An 'Ohio'-class nuclear submarine had just set out from Singapore's Changi Military Port. It didn't take long for it to besieged by a Chinese fishing boat and forced to float Out of the water. "

"What?" His Excellency wondered if he should turn the calendar and see if it was April 1st April Fool's Day. "Are you sure you don't have any medicine today? We have surfaced when we came across a fishing boat. Our Navy of Great America When did it become so weak? "

If fishing boats can get nuclear submarines, what are the soldiers all over the world? Forget suicide!

At one and a half minutes, the deputy also said that it was not clear, and could only describe roughly: "It is said that the propeller entangled by the trawler of the fishing boat caused the high-speed rotating propeller to vibrate, causing the tail boat of the" Louisiana "to leak. The chief had to rush up. "

His mother, he ’s so meowing!

"The sea area where the accident occurred has been controlled by the Huaxia Navy. They sent out more than a dozen main warships and dozens of fighter planes to block it. Now our aircraft carrier" Stennis "in the Changi military port has rushed past and stationed in Japan's seventh The fleet was also deployed to pressure Huaxia.

But the group of Chinese are very tough and have expressed strong dissatisfaction through diplomatic channels, believing that we have attempted to provoke a nuclear war, and they are trying to seize our nuclear submarine.

According to the monitoring of our intelligence personnel, Huaxia has entered the first-level combat readiness mobilized by the entire army, all nuclear submarines have left the port, and all onboard intercontinental ballistic missiles on combat readiness have disappeared. Mao Xiong also expressed strong condemnation that they mobilized their nuclear forces.

Even France is cautious, but they have also launched a nuclear-bundled counterattack. Of the five permanent members, the only one who still supports us is the corrupt country. "

He's all playing with fire!

The Minister of Operations heard that the entire mind was buzzing here. Great America has been conducting combat readiness cruises for ballistic missile nuclear submarines since the 1960s. Such tasks have now been completed more than 4,000 times. Now the boat is overturned in the ditch, and was pitted by the trawler of the fishing boat.

In the past, all the incidents were fur-bearing nuclear submarines, including the "Kursk", which killed himself. This is a joke for people all over the world. Now this unfortunate thing has actually fallen on the Americans-entangled in the trawl of a fishing boat and has to float up. Can this thing be worse?

After waiting for the Minister to come up with a solution, the phone on the desktop has begun to ring frantically. He picked it up and said hurriedly: "Yes, Your Excellency ..."

Forced by the strategic nuclear submarine of Eagle Sauce to float, the flower planter spread the news all over the world as soon as possible. When the news came to the United States, the free people said that they couldn't believe it. My great America was so powerful that a submarine was actually handled by several fishermen. How could this be possible? .

In the beginning, cnn was also funny when the flower planter's media was funny. As a result, the photos taken by the fishermen on the scene spread, and everyone opened their eyes for this—this is really true!

And judging from the photos, after the celebration, the fishermen did n’t know who asked for a “high-priced acquisition of the submarine muffler tile”, so the Americans saw the hard-working Chinese fishermen using all the tools they can find in their hands. Skinned the 'Louisiana'.

Not only is it peeling, although the inside of the submarine can't get in, there are a lot of equipment outside! Within a few hours, a mouth was opened at the rear of the nuclear submarine, and the towing sonar stored inside was pulled away like a fish intestine.

You say that ordinary fishermen can't do this? I also think so, after all, the forces that can send special cutting tools and professionals with helicopters are definitely not ordinary, although they all wear fishermen.

And let alone slowly drag the sonar, the bold and disguised fishermen even cut the missile launch hatch of the nuclear submarine. Here are a few guys wearing thick glasses, pointing to a group of powerful fishermen from Kong Wu who took a break from the 'Trident' D5 submarine intercontinental missile warhead in the silo. Just ran away.

In the end, the American warship hurried over, and the ‘Louisiana’ floated on the sea like a dead fish with its scales stripped off. It was full of fishermen who diligently copied the house. Seeing this scene, Americans can vomit blood to death!

And when the matter spread, even the bears were frightened. But following *, shouted: "Rabbit, I support you to do a fight with that thief eagle. The thief eagle will not give you face in the South China Sea, find a chance to cut it, don't be soft."

In order to alleviate his pressure in the Middle East, the fur bear first jumped out and scolded Eagle Sauce for affecting world peace, and stood firm on the rabbit's side. The elders of the planter expressed their thanks.

Facing the scene of gaining money, Eagle Sauce still confessed to his mistakes. He kept saying ‘we are going to release our submarine and we have the freedom to sail in the South China Sea’.

"That's my territorial waters. Your nuclear submarine came here to pick something!"

"That's not your territorial sea. We have international arbitration."

"We do n’t recognize **** arbitration."

"I'll hold you down if you don't know, my fist is big."

"Afraid of you? Lao Tzu didn't work with you sixty years ago, so I'll do it if I want to."

The two strongest countries in the world were so noisy for half a month, and the Madonna of the world also jumped out to pray for world peace. The final result is still nothing.

Finally, watching the ‘Louisiana’ being dragged away by the Americans, all the Yan and Huang descendants had to breathe in their hearts. Thinking about the ‘Wang Wei incident’ that year, we crashed the plane and killed people. What happened in the end? American crew members who spied on our country became American heroes.

A little rabbit scolded angrily: "Why are we so weak? Watching American warships dangle at our door every day, but there is nothing we can do. Are we really bad?"

When the incident happened, Zhou Qingfeng was still in Japan. Seeing that the media in the foot bowl chicken supported his godfather one by one, he also sent an e-mail to Xiao Jinlang rashly: "Understand, can you be a bit useful? That submarine is so vain and people towed away?"

Xiao Jinlang returned to Zhou Qingfeng with a helpless grin ~ www.readwn.com ~ but patiently said: "Think about how far we were from the United States more than 30 years ago? Think about how we were from the world more than 60 years ago How big is the gap?

Rome was not built in one day, nor can we dominate the earth in one day, and the United States will not collapse in one day. In the past few decades, how many people have left the country because of disappointment, and how many people have exhausted their hard work and worked hard?

Really fight, can we win? Young man, don't be full of resentment. Although what you get is very helpful to the strength of the country, we have owed too much homework. So ..., work hard! "

Wow, yeah ... I can't stand it!

Zhou Qingfeng said: "I'm also Chinese, okay? I have a share of this humiliation. Lao Tzu is not convinced, Lao Tzu ..., Lao Tzu went to the dark technology. In this life, I have not done anything with Eagle sauce. Don't look through it. "

"What? Boy, don't leave, tell me clearly, what are you going to do?" Xiao Jinlang asked again and again, but Zhou Qingfeng on the other side of the email had not responded. He was stunned again, and thought to himself: This guy is doing big news once. The previous time was an American destroyer. This time it was an American nuclear submarine. What will be the next time?