Riverside police

There is really no point in warming the bed for senior brother.

For example, yesterday afternoon, the bride picked up her senior sister in a small Qingqi early, but he, the groom, waited until almost dark before coming to pick up the bed warmer.

He got on the tricycle that Xu Suo lent him, but he would have to invite this relative and then that friend. I don’t know how many towns and villages I followed him to.

I ran until after 11 o'clock in the night. I was very hungry and my butt was numb before I arrived at his house.

He has a lot of family members, including uncles, uncles and other elders, as well as cousins ​​who went to welcome the bride, but he doesn't recognize any of them, even their accents are different, and he doesn't know what to say to them.

After eating a few mouthfuls of food, I washed my feet and went to bed.

The new house was the west room of his house. It was clean and empty, with only one bed.

I couldn't sleep well in a strange environment. I never thought that he would not only snore but also have stinky feet...

I finally stayed up until dawn, thinking that they were going to pick up the bride and wouldn't be back until three or four in the afternoon at the earliest, so they could sleep alone for a while, but he woke them up.

It turned out that his family was so busy last night that they forgot to treat the boat master to dinner according to the rules. People thought that his family was not accepting weddings today and had gone out to do errands early.

Fortunately, the people were out and the boat was at home, and it was in the same group as his family, not far from his home.

Han Yu had no choice but to serve as a driver. Under the "navigation" of his older cousin who was familiar with waterways, he took him and his brothers to drive this small cement paddle boat of more than ten tons on the inland river. After walking "dong dong dong" for two and a half hours, we finally arrived at the river about fifty meters away from the bride's home.

As soon as firecrackers were set off here, firecrackers were set off over there to welcome us. Adults and children all ran over to watch the excitement.

He is the groom's official today, he gets angry when he sees people, and he will give out red envelopes later.

His eldest cousin is the team leader and has to meet the woman’s relatives and friends at the front.

A total of seven people came. Two of them did not work, and the rest had to fetch things.

Fortunately, I'm not tall and can't carry the load, so after the "bed warmer" became the driver, he suddenly became the custodian!

As if he was fully armed, there was a large bag slung across each shoulder, and a leather bag hung on his chest.

One bag was full of loose fruit candies, specially reserved for giving out during the wedding reception. One bag was full of cigarettes, and the leather bag hanging on his chest was full of money.

Han Xiangning originally planned to hide in the house and ask for the red envelope from Team Xu, but considering that she had a photography assignment, she came over with a group of children chasing her, held up the camera and clicked the shutter button.

"Groom, look here, smile, okay... San'er, why are you here too!"

"Don't take pictures of me, take pictures of the groom and senior brother."

"Don't hide, let me take a picture."

The leather jacket was given to him years ago and this is the first time I've seen him wear it.

He looked a bit fat and was carrying three bags, which made Han Xiangning laugh out loud.

She didn't expect that Han Yu would come to pick her up.

What Han Yu didn't expect was that Xu Suo and Sister Wei actually planned to have two meals today, and were standing at the intersection with Lao Zhang and Liang Xiaoyu, watching with smiles.

Xu Mingyuan hurriedly went up to smoke. Xu Sanye glared at him, turned around and pointed at the elders of the Zhang family.

The senior brother had a lot of procedures to go through today, but Han Yu didn't have too many worries. When he saw Liang Xiaoyu, who was in high spirits, he seemed to have seen the savior. He took off his bag and put it on Xiaoyu one by one, so that Xiaoyu could keep up with the queue to welcome the bride.

"Xianyu, what are you doing? When you get married, just do it properly. Don't be lazy!"

"Xu Suo, Master Wife, it's not what you think."

"what happened."

Han Yu hurriedly explained the whole story.

Xu Sanye was amused and patted his arm: "It turned out that he was a young man who was captured. Fortunately, he found someone to warm his bed. If it had been anyone else, would he have sailed the boat?"

Lao Zhang looked at the welcoming team that was crowding around the door of the Zhang family, knocking on the door and shouting, and said in a serious manner: "I want three red envelopes from his family at the end of the day."

Sister Wei covered her mouth and said with a smile: "The wedding car guy, the bed warmer, the boat sailor, none of them can be missing."

"I don't want any red envelopes. I'm so sleepy that I'm even more tired than going to the river for rescue."

The pilot's leather jacket on his body was worth thousands of yuan. He had actually carried three bags on his back just now, and the candy bag among them was particularly heavy. Not to mention how distressed Han Yu was, he pulled his shoulders and asked eagerly: "Master, please help me." See if my clothes are damaged."

"No, your leather shirt is of good quality."

Sister Wei knew that he cherished his new clothes, but she was afraid that he would not believe it, so she reached out and touched them.

Han Yu had just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to ask if Xu Suo's arms and legs were feeling better when a burst of cheers came from the other side. Senior Brother and the others didn't know how much money they had stuffed, but they had successfully entered the Zhang family.

The marriage reception in Linghai does not mean picking up the bride and leaving as soon as she arrives. The woman has a series of agendas.

The first item on the agenda is to treat the bride-to-be team to tea, which means drinking candied date tea and eating various candies and snacks.

Zhang Lan came out, wearing a bright red woolen coat, and sat with Xu Mingyuan. Liang Xiaoyu sneaked into the wedding party halfway and followed her to the table.

Two relatives and friends on the woman's side were in charge of entertaining. One seemed to be Zhang Lan's second brother, and the other was Zhang Lan's cousin. They just sat around the big round table...

The reason why Han Yu asked Liang Xiaoyu to hold the bag was because he was afraid of "eating tea" because it would be impolite not to eat at the table, and he would have lunch soon after eating. After taking the bride to Xu's house, he would have tea again, and then have dinner.

If you eat them all, you will have five or six meals a day!

Han Yu was enjoying himself secretly when a big brother who looked a little familiar came running towards Xu Suo and saluted Xu Suo and said hello.

Immediately afterwards, five or six more cadres arrived.

The limelight of the bride and the groom was stolen by him. No matter where the guests came from, they had to say hello to him first. However, Zhang's father and Zhang Lan's uncle were so happy that they couldn't stop talking. cigarette.

It turns out that the one just now was the township chief.

It turns out that Zhang Lan’s father is the village accountant...

Weddings in the countryside of Linghai are different from weddings in big cities. The woman's daughter is getting married, and her relatives and friends are mainly invited. The man's friends are not invited together.

The senior brother has worked in the criminal investigation team for many years, and Zhang Lan has worked in the logistics department for many years. There are many leaders and colleagues with whom he has good relationships.

It is good for the Public Security Bureau to separate the invitations in this way. Those who have time at noon will come to Zhang Lan's house for a wedding banquet, and those who have no time at noon will go to Xu Mingyuan's house for a wedding banquet in the evening, which happens to be staggered.

Han Yuzheng was thinking that he would do the same for his future marriage when a burst of laughter suddenly came from the hall of the Xu family.

"Don't laugh, please cooperate."

"Grandpa, grandma, uncles and aunts, please come over."

"Thank you, just put the stool over here."

…

It turned out to be a senior sister. Everyone else spoke Linghai dialect, but she was the only one who spoke Mandarin and was holding a camera. She was definitely the most popular celebrity today after the bride.

Under her command, Zhang Lan's grandparents and parents sat on the chairs at the door of the hall. The groom and the bride stood behind the elders. Seeing that the formation was not very good, she pulled Zhang Lan's brother and sister-in-law over.

Nowadays, there are only one or two photo studios in a township, and those with cameras are capable people. Everyone listened to her and began to take turns taking photos with the bride and groom.

Soon it was the turn of Xu Sanye and Sister Wei.

Xu Sanye was very cooperative and pulled Sister Wei to sit over.

As soon as Han Xiangning pressed the shutter, Xu Sanye waved: "Han Yu, where are you hiding? Come here, we are also a big family."

"Yes, yes, come here." Xu Mingyuan stood behind the master and smiled.

"OK.

Han Yu had no choice but to stand beside his senior brother with all the envious eyes.

Xu Sanye looked back, raised his arm and waved his hand: "Xiao Han, give the camera to Zhang Suo. Come over and stand next to Xianyu."

"Xu Suo, this is inappropriate."

"It wouldn't be appropriate for you not to come over. Whatever you do today, you have to do it in pairs."

Xu Sanye's words further confirmed Zhang Lan's previous guess. She couldn't help but smile and said: "Ningning, come here, you will be our best man and bridesmaid. Besides, you and Xianyu are siblings."

Lao Zhang took the camera and urged with a smile: "Xiao Han, hurry up, we are still waiting to take a photo with the new couple."

Whatever you do today, you must do it in pairs.

Besides, taking photos with salted fish is not taking photos with others, so there is nothing to be afraid of. Han Xiangning no longer hesitated, straightened her clothes and ran to Han Yu quickly.

"Lao Zhang, take better pictures. If you're not sure, you can take two pictures."

"Don't worry, I will study this camera whenever I have time on the pontoon, and everyone will look at me. Ningning, Xianyu, you two come closer. Okay, one, two, three, beautiful. One more picture, one, Two, three!”