Rogue Merchant Deity

The old man's brows furrowed. The shining clouds in the background began to spread. The clouds spread everywhere like a rug with no end. But, Li Chen appeared to be sitting on top of a mat. It's a simple 4.5 room (Although there is no wall or ceiling) that floats above the clouds. There was a low dining table along with a tea cabinet and an old fashion television and black rotary-dial telephone. And before his eyes were GOD or at least he said he was. For a GOD to say that Li Chen was killed by mistake, he didn't feel like his death was justified.

If he remembered correctly, he was coming home from school then it suddenly began to rain. The moment he tried to take a shortcut through a nearby park, he was attacked by a radiant light and thunderous roar.

"I neglected to check for people earlier before I dropped lightning. I'm really sorry. There are a reasonable amount of humans that die from lightning strikes, but this time it was completely unexpected in this case. It's not your turn to die yet"

"Therefore, you have died. I'm very sorry"

"I see"

"Did I get hit directly by thunder and died and arrived at heaven?"

"No, this is even further above heaven; this is the world where GODS resides. That's right. This should be called the Realm of GODS. Humans are truly unable to come here. You were specially summoned by me! What's your name?"

"Chen. I'm Li Chen."

"Yes, yes, Li Chen."

GOD poured hot water into the teapot while saying that and then poured tea into a teacup.

"However, aren't you a little too calm? You died; I thought you would be more confused and upset," said GOD.

"Because it feels unreal. It feels like I'm inside a dream. To say this and that had occurred, there is no helping it. Still, I didn't think I would die at the age of 18." replied Li Chen. Of course, he was cursing GOD inside his heart but he couldn't do anything about it. After all, he was talking to a co-called GOD. If he made him angry then no one knew that where he might end up?

"So after this, what will happen to me now? Heaven or hell, which one?" said Li Chen.

"No, no, you died because of my mistake, so I can revive you immediately" GOD hesitantly said.

"What is it? I wonder if there is a problem," asked Li Chen.

"There is no way you can revive in your original world. Sorry, but there is such a rule. Truly I am sorry for this circumstance. So~"

"So…" said Li Chen

"You can be revived in another world. To start a so-called second life, that's it. I understand that you can't agree, but…" said GOD

"That's okay," said Li Chen. He thought to himself "Look like this GOD did not know that I owe a lot of money to Loan sharks, It's defiantly best to be reincarnated in a different body or world Hehe…"

"Really, that's okay?" said GOD.

Li Chen interrupted him speaking by replying immediately so GOD looked at Li Chen with an absent-minded face.

"I understand your circumstances. I am grateful to be revived. That's fine but I will not be able to meet my family." said Li Chen with teary eyes.

"Really, for a person with such great personality to die is regrettable. At least let me atone for this. To a certain extent, I can grant you a wish" said GOD with a smile. He thought to himself "What a filial child he does not worry about his own death but about his family."

"I want to be a top businessman of the world so can you give me something to reach my goal," said Li Chen shyly. He thought to himself " F#ck, I even fooled a GOD. It feels damn too good."

"Why?" asked GOD.

"I want to earn a lot of riches so that I will stand at the top the world. As you know, I died virgin, but this time I am going to make love with many girls and also…" replied Li Chen with a perverted look.

*Cough* *Cough*

"I get it, I get it. You don't have to explain it so deeply" said GOD with coughs. He thought to himself "F#ch, here I thought that he is an innocent child"

"Hmn…The world I'm going to, what kind of place is it?" asked Li Chen. He heaved a sigh of relief.

"It is not as developed as your original world but don't worry it is not that backward too. It have cultivators in it. You will know more once you arrive their" said GOD.

"Cultivators from novels" asked Li Chen in shock.

"Right!" said GOD

"I'm worried that it will take me a lot of time to get used to the new world and mix in it. Will it be okay for me to jump into a world I have no knowledge in? May you give me something that can help me to remember, learn and utilize new information and skills easily" asked Li Chen.

"Oh, that's it. I'll grant your wish right away."

"But how…" asked Li Chen.

"That's a surprise. You'll know once you reincarnate. Hehe…" said GOD.

"That's enough," said Li Chen. He thought to himself "I can't ask more. It might anger GOD"

"Once I send you out, I won't be able to intervene because it's forbidden. As one last present, I will give you a chance to modify your body as you like so you can do that more vigorously hehe…" said GOD.

"Thank you"

GOD pointed his finger at me and a light shot out from it. The light hit his head and then Li Chen lost his consciousness

"Well, see you later," said GOD with a smile.