Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

Opening his mouth to ask to go to a brothel really confused Lai Gou'er.

Could it be that he was bored on the ship all the way here? But looking at this Mr. Wu's build and age... it doesn't seem like he has that much energy.

But since it was his initiative, there's nothing more to say.

Lai Gou'er reached out and pointed forward, saying, "Go a little further, and turn left. The city has been through turmoil, but the brothels have hardly been damaged."

Wu Sheng nodded and strode forward.

After walking for about a few minutes, turning a corner revealed the 'brothel' of this holy city.

Judging from the decoration, it's not much different from other buildings, but there is an open-air platform upstairs, surrounded by many flower baskets and colored cloths.

Plus the faint, strange fragrance that wafts from the surroundings, one can guess the purpose of this place at a glance.

The door of the brothel was half-closed, and Wu Sheng pushed the door directly and entered.

But as soon as the door was pushed open, he immediately covered his mouth and nose.

Seeing that the first floor was empty, Wu Sheng frowned and said, "What's this smell? Where is the madam of this place?"

In the air, the strong smell of perfume was accompanied by the smell of sweat, making the air exceptionally stuffy.

"During the day, everyone is resting in the back room." Lai Gou'er didn't take it seriously and explained, "The people here don't bathe very often, and they usually like to use perfume to cover it up, the smell is indeed a bit unpleasant."

"The holy city is so prosperous, doesn't it even have the conditions for bathing?" Wu Sheng asked in confusion.

"Hey! Foreigners like this stinky smell, if they wash it off, it won't have that flavor."

"Despicable!" Wu Sheng rebuked.

Visiting a brothel is supposed to be an elegant affair, but he didn't expect foreigners to play it so dirty!

Two people who don't like to bathe, rubbing into a ball, rubbing mud on the bed?!

Just thinking about this scene made him uncomfortable. He had already developed the habit of bathing once a day.

He even made strict demands on the Snow Moon Tower!

Looking around at the surrounding environment, Wu Sheng asked, "It seems you know a lot about brothels, what is special about the brothels here compared to Da Jing?"

Lai Gou'er said, "I don't really want to come, the smell here is very unpleasant. It's just that the officers under my command often come, and I come with them to drink. As for the special features... it's just an ordinary place for pleasure, paying for services and leaving."

Lai Gou'er said, seeming to remember something: "There is one thing, I don't know if it counts as a feature?"

"Tell me about it."

Lai Gou'er walked to the counter near the door and rummaged through it.

Before long, he found a small bamboo tube and handed it to Wu Sheng, mysteriously saying, "This thing is the favorite of the poor!"

"This is called a fish cup, it was born in Fika. Not long after the holy city was captured, this thing was spread to the holy city here."

"What fish cup?" Wu Sheng took the bamboo tube and opened the lid on it.

Suddenly, a strong fishy and stinky smell rushed towards him.

"Damn it! What is this thing!" Wu Sheng was shocked and threw the cup far away.

As the cup flew out, a dead fish along with yellow soup separated from the air.

With a slap, it smashed on the ground.

The corners of Lai Gou'er's eyes twitched a few times, and he quickly explained: "Mr. Wu, there are many rich people in the holy city, and they don't really like this kind of gameplay, but it can be stored for a long time, the fish is stinky... this fish cup can only be used fresh, the usage is also simple...."

After listening to Lai Gou'er's explanation, Wu Sheng asked blankly: "Just use this cup to solve the problem?"

"Ah, yes. That's right!"

Wu Sheng's eyebrows suddenly stood up, and he scolded angrily: "Disgusting! It's simply nauseating! It's really shameless!"

Lai Gou'er was unhappy when he heard this.

Buddy, it's not like I haven't used it before, why is it disgusting and shameless?

He was the one who came up with this idea in the first place, and the market has already recognized his idea!

"Mr. Wu, what are you talking about? It's just a way of playing, can't poor people afford to go to brothels and entertain themselves?"

Wu Sheng's expression still had anger: "What you said is nonsense! Can such a low-level trick satisfy men? This is an insult to men's taste. Such evil winds and unorthodox tricks, if I know who came up with it, I will beat him up!"

Lai Gou'er's face became even darker.

Calling you Mr. Wu is already giving you face, if it weren't for the fact that you were sent by Big Brother, I would have done it long ago!

You can insult my taste, but you can't insult my creativity!

"Hehe, I think it's pretty good, it can also provide a new way to play for the poor. Does Mr. Wu think that all men can afford to go to brothels? This is the best choice!" Lai Gou'er said with a fake smile.

Wu Sheng sneered: "No matter what you say, it can't hide the clumsy level of this cup. What's so difficult about letting poor people go to brothels?"

"I ask you, what does a brothel value most?"

Lai Gou'er rolled his eyes.

What is this person doing, always holding on to brothels, is he really here to do business?

"The most important thing should be appearance, right?"

"Wrong! Completely wrong! The essence of brothels and restaurants is no different, they are both a business. The most concerned thing for a popular restaurant is turnover, whether guests can leave as soon as possible and receive more guests. The same is true for brothels, as for appearance, it can be completely improved through dressing up."

"So, if you want to increase the turnover of brothels, the simplest way is to simplify the whole process."

Lai Gou'er gasped a breath of cold air: "What exactly are you doing?"

Wu Sheng said proudly: "I have naturally opened brothels before, today I will let you open your eyes. I usually only guide high-end customers, I don't even look at such low-level places."

"The environment, lighting, decoration, color, smell... nothing makes me feel qualified, it's simply comparable to a garbage dump, it's better to blow it all up!"

Lai Gou'er showed contempt.

Damn it! So he's the one who opens brothels, how did Big Brother find such a guy, neurotic and arrogant, what help can he give?

"Then what brilliant ideas does Mr. Wu have?" Lai Gou'er's tone was slightly sarcastic.

Wu Sheng didn't take it seriously, and said lightly: "It's very simple, set up a separate room, divide it into two halves with a wooden board, and make a hole in the wooden board above the waist, the size of the hole is based on the size of the buttocks."

"One half of this room is for prostitutes, who can place their buttocks behind the wooden board on the other side. And the other half of the room is for the guests. Since poor people don't have the money to go to brothels to buy the whole person, we only need to strip out the core parts and sell the services at a low price, sell tickets, do business, and leave."

Crack!

An indescribable scene of demons dancing wildly suddenly jumped out of Lai Gou'er's mind.

"Damn! You're too perverted! What qualifications do you have to look down on the fish cup, this is simply not treating people as people! This is simply a decline in morality and corrupting people's hearts!" Lai Gou'er cursed loudly.

He is not feeling well now.

What Wu Sheng said was light, but it gave him a mental contamination.

That picture can't be shaken off no matter how hard he tries.

Facing Lai Gou'er's scolding, Wu Sheng's expression did not change, and he pondered: "What you said is right, this idea is indeed a bit devastating, not humane enough, maybe it can be like this...."