Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate
#120 - Chapter 120 Taoyuan Grand Stage, Come if You Are Sick
Fang Zheng felt a great sense of foreboding and quickly looked towards the stage.
He saw that the performance of The Legend of the White Snake was nearing its end.
Fahai, Xu Xian, and Bai Suzhen were all present... but Fahai's attire was a bit unexpected.
His getup was surprisingly flirtatious, with a string of large gold beads around his neck, his chest and bosom exposed, and... he was even embracing Bai Suzhen?
Fang Zheng's eyes widened at the sight.
Bai Suzhen was vividly reciting her lines: "Xu Xian! We are destined to be apart... let's just break up!"
Fahai looked at Xu Xian, who was lying on the ground, and coldly snorted: "Benefactor, nothing should be forced. When fate arises, it falls; when fate is born, it dies; when fate gathers, it scatters. Suzhen can only have true happiness with me."
Xu Xian lay on the ground with a look of despair, watching the two of them being lovey-dovey, unable to utter a word. The dog-monk and snake-woman in front of him were still shamelessly displaying their affection.
Fahai raised Bai Suzhen's chin and said affectionately: "Originally, I thought I would devote myself to Buddhism in this life, but after meeting you, I realized that I love you too, too much, so much that I can give up everything for you."
Bai Suzhen said shyly: "Me too, me too, no, I love you even more than you love me."
"You can't love me more than I love you, because my love is already full."
"If you're full, then my love will overflow."
In the end, Xu Xian let out a desperate cry: "Suzhen! We have a son! What will happen to our child if you follow this bald donkey! How will Shilin face people when he grows up? Are you going to make him recognize a thief as his father and call him Dad?"
Bai Suzhen's expression was somewhat sorrowful: "Xu Xian, you and Fahai are both people who love me, and you have both had the most intimate relationship with me. I am very touched that you both cherish and care for me."
"But from now on, please don't say things like 'who will the child call Dad'. Can you bury this expectation, this love for the child, deep in your heart, and turn your overt care into secret protection?"
"Even if I am with Fahai, you can still take care of me and take care of the child, but just don't say things like 'who will the child call father' in the future."
Xu Xian's eyes were bloodshot, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Then what should I say when others ask who Shilin's father is?!"
"It's Fahai. After all, I am with him..."
Fahai tightened his embrace around Bai Suzhen affectionately, and Xu Xian, who was lying on the ground, had completely fallen into despair.
The green hat had already overwhelmed him.
At this moment, a woman in green clothes rushed in from the side of the stage, holding a child.
Seeing Bai Suzhen, she exclaimed in surprise: "Sister, you!...."
Xu Xian roared as he lay on the ground: "Xiaoqing! Take me away, take me and Shilin away, let's leave this place of right and wrong!!"
Bai Suzhen smiled slightly: "Xiaoqing, I've told you everything..."
A hint of dimness flashed in Xiaoqing's eyes: "I'm sorry, I came at the wrong time."
Fahai stretched out his hand and smiled: "No, you came at the right time... Xiaoqing, the fate between me and you sisters is predestined, it is all the arrangement of the Bodhisattva."
Hearing this, Xiaoqing also shyly leaned into Fahai's arms.
"This child must be Xu Shilin." Fahai teased the child in Xiaoqing's arms, "You don't have to worry, I will ask the Child-Giving Guanyin to send him away to cultivate in the South Sea."
As soon as he finished speaking, a Bodhisattva suspended by ropes descended from the sky and took the child away.
Seeing this, Xu Xian laughed and frantically tore at his hair... He left the stage in a mad daze.
Fahai, embracing the two beauties, also left the stage triumphantly.
Afterwards, a narration sounded... roughly about the three of them living a shameless life... and Xu Xian becoming a desolate, crazy monk...
However, because there were too many flaws, Fang Zheng's soul had already left his body at this time, and he didn't hear the content behind at all. His expression was similar to Xu Xian's on the stage just now.
His whole person had fallen into contemplation about life......
Is this the Legend of the White Snake that I wrote?! Is this the kind of thing that the people of Taoyuan County are watching now?
Damn it!! Even if they're performing, the princess and His Majesty are still here! Do I still have any face left?
I can't even bear it myself, I don't know what the values of His Majesty and those ministers have been shattered into.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng walked towards his seat with heavy steps.
Just as he took a step, Xu Xian, who had been crazy before, jumped out again.
With a happy face, he said: "Thank you for watching. The White Snake Legend-themed event at Xueyue Tower, Flooding Jinshan Temple, is now in progress. With tonight's performance ticket, you can rent a monk's robe for free, and a kasaya is half price!"
"The Legend of Ji Gong at the same time tomorrow, we look forward to your visit again!!"
Damn it!!!!!
Fang Zheng was struck by lightning! His heart and liver were torn apart!
He originally thought it was over, but he didn't expect that in the end, the theater and the brothel had a dreamlike collaboration...
He never expected that as soon as he left Taoyuan County, Taoyuan County stepped on the front line of the times.
Let's destroy it... quickly... this planet is no longer habitable.
Fang Zheng returned to his seat with trembling legs, staring straight ahead, without saying a word.
Everyone was silent, just sitting quietly.
...................
After sitting for an unknown amount of time, Fang Zheng turned his head awkwardly and looked at Li Miaohan. He saw that Li Miaohan's cheeks were red and she quickly lowered her head.
Then Fang Zheng looked at Emperor Jing again.
He said cautiously: "Your Majesty... what do you think?"
Emperor Jing swallowed and felt that his face was a little stiff. He barely squeezed out two words: "Acceptable."
".................."
There was another long silence, and finally Fang Zheng couldn't sit still anymore.
He stood up and said loudly: "Okay! Today's performance is over. People have been arranged outside to take you to the inn to rest. Everyone can leave!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone couldn't wait to stand up from the sofa and walked out of the theater in a line.
Li Yuanzhao approached him, grinned, and gave a thumbs up: "Lao Fang, you are awesome! The front was so exciting, let me tell you.... Oh, you should have seen it."
"By the way, which way is Xueyue Tower?"
Fang Zheng: ".................."
Although he didn't see what kind of development was in front, Fang Zheng didn't want to know, and didn't dare to know.
"Your Highness, ask the guards outside. I have arranged a separate residence for the princess. I will send the princess back to rest first."
"Then you go." Li Yuanzhao ran away happily.
Lao Fang actually likes to watch this kind of lewd thing. He likes to send her, so let him send her. My sister must be blind to take a fancy to him.....
After everyone left, Fang Zheng also quickly rushed out to find Li Miaohan.
Fortunately, she didn't go far and found her quickly. The princess was surrounded by a group of nannies, so it was easy to recognize her.
When Li Miaohan saw him, her cheeks were still red and she didn't dare to look directly at him.
After all, what she just watched was really too......
Fang Zheng said with a cheeky smile: "Your Highness, I have arranged another residence for you. I will take you there!"
Li Miaohan nodded twice with her head down.
Then she walked side by side with Fang Zheng, with several nannies carrying lanterns behind her.
The moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and the occasional chirping of insects could be heard nearby. The cool breeze was particularly comfortable.
However, the atmosphere was a little awkward.
Fang Zheng wanted to ease the tension and said hesitantly: "Ahem, Your Highness, actually I usually like to read the Spring and Autumn Annals the most, and I also read the Analects of Confucius."
".................."
"I usually never come to this kind of place. When I have time, I practice singing and dancing, play ball and stuff... to exercise!"
"..............."
Seeing that the princess kept silent, Fang Zheng was also in a panic, and said whatever came to his mind.
It's just that Li Miaohan remained silent.
Finally, when they arrived at the entrance of the inn, Fang Zheng had already given up and said bluntly: "Um, Your Highness, did you like tonight's performance?"
Li Miaohan quietly looked around.
Then she slowly raised her head and looked directly at Fang Zheng.
Her big eyes still looked bright under the faint light emanating from the inn, but her face could not be seen clearly.
Suddenly, she smiled at Fang Zheng, like a hundred flowers blooming... Fang Zheng was a little dazed by the sight.
Then she nodded vigorously and said shyly:
"I loved it!"
............
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