Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

Having prepared the leaves and twigs, Fang Zheng grabbed a handful of dirt and smeared it on his face: "Let's disguise ourselves a bit, change our voices and accents when we go in, and try to talk as little as possible, to avoid trouble later."

"Why, Brother? What are we afraid of, begging for food?" Lai Gou'er asked.

"Hey! Don't ask too much. This method is an emergency measure and prone to accidents. It's better to be fully prepared."

"Oh!"

After getting ready, the two mud figures started running quickly towards the outhouse.

While running, Fang Zheng instructed: "Don't say anything when we go in, just keep an eye on him! Act according to my cues!"

"Got it, Brother!"

Inside the outhouse, Dong Fu was squatting, holding his package and relieving himself!

Originally, he was going to the tailor shop to pick up some things, but he had eaten too much at noon, and suddenly felt the urge halfway there in the afternoon.

Fortunately, he managed to hold on until he reached the outhouse, and the urgent situation was finally resolved.

"Ugh... ugh... damn it?"

Just as he was exerting himself, Dong Fu's vision went dark, and he saw two beggars, one big and one small, with soot-covered faces, squatting in front of him.

The results of his efforts, halfway complete... were interrupted.

Looking at the two people who had inexplicably appeared in front of him, Dong Fu angrily said: "What are you two doing?"

Fang Zheng didn't say anything, picked up the broken bowl in his hand and started shaking it, the two stones inside clinking.

His eyes were also staring straight at his lower body.

Lai Gou'er followed suit, also staring.

The outhouse was instantly filled with an eerie atmosphere.

Dong Fu was getting creeped out by the staring, feeling a chill down below! He picked up the toilet stick, ready to clean himself up.

Fang Zheng, with his small wooden stick, "smack!" accurately knocked the toilet stick to the ground.

Then, he casually flicked it into the cesspool...

Then, he picked up the bowl and shook it in front of Dong Fu again.

"Are you all freaking crazy!" Dong Fu was dumbfounded! The next second, he couldn't contain his shame and anger and started cursing!

Taking a dump and inexplicably running into two weirdos, what kind of bad luck did he have today?

Now, he couldn't even get up! He couldn't just pull up his pants and leave.

His butt wasn't even wiped yet!

Fang Zheng still didn't say anything, just shaking the broken bowl.

Dong Fu forced himself to calm down, enduring the disgust and asked: "Beggars?"

Fang Zheng and Lai Gou'er nodded in unison.

"Then just freaking beg! Why are you acting like mutes! Knocking my toilet stick, damn your mother!" Dong Fu, both anxious and angry, took out a few coins from his pocket and threw them into Fang Zheng's broken bowl.

Lai Gou'er's eyes lit up instantly!

Awesome! Really awesome! This is a fast way to make money!

But a few coins were not enough to satisfy Fang Zheng's appetite. He sighed, picked up the bowl, and moved it closer to Dong Fu.

"You think it's too little?"

Fang Zheng nodded, and Lai Gou'er quickly followed suit.

"You two stinky beggars, don't get too big for your britches! Do you know who I am... Ouch, damn it! I'll give, I'll give!"

Before Dong Fu could finish speaking, Fang Zheng used the pointed end of the small stick and poked him twice in his indescribable area.

Lai Gou'er's eyelids twitched as he watched... and he looked at Fang Zheng with a bit more fear.

Big Brother doesn't seem like a beggar at all, this is highway robbery.

Dong Fu's breathing started to quicken, and he shrank back as much as he could, but there was no more space. He had never encountered such an embarrassing situation in his life... This guy is a pervert!

He trembled, took out twenty coins from his pocket, and put them into the bowl, pleading: "Is that enough?"

Fang Zheng silently held up two fingers, pinching his throat and speaking with a slightly strange accent: "Two people."

"Forty coins, right! Fine! I'll give you the money, but you have to leave quickly!" Dong Fu gritted his teeth and started bargaining.

Fang Zheng nodded.

Dong Hai took out another twenty coins and put them into the bowl. Fang Zheng handed the bowl to Lai Gou'er.

Then, he took out a handful of leaves, pulled out one from the middle, and handed it over.

Looking at the pitiful leaf that Fang Zheng handed over, Dong Fu felt the blood rush to his head!

You knocked off my toilet stick, and you're giving me a leaf!?

"Five coins a leaf, sir. How many do you want? This handful is a special price of fifty coins."

The muscles on Dong Fu's face twitched non-stop, and he roared: "I don't want it! I don't want a single one! I'd rather die here, fall into the cesspool! I won't buy this broken leaf, get out!"

Lai Gou'er saw him get angry, and couldn't help but feel a little scared, quietly tugging at Fang Zheng's sleeve.

Fang Zheng sighed when he saw this.

After all, the newbie is too green and a little stage-frightened.

It's not good to teach the later stuff anymore, teaching more would be corrupting him. These skills of mine are for group crimes.

Using them once or twice is enough. Using them too much will inevitably cause trouble.

Fang Zheng faced Dong Fu, made a cupped fist salute, and turned to leave with Lai Gou'er.

Outside the outhouse, Lai Gou'er saw him carrying the package and asked: "Brother, isn't that the stuff of that person?"

"Yeah, never mind it! Brother will take you to eat!"

.....

Inside the outhouse, Dong Fu had just relaxed and continued to relieve himself, muttering something and cursing.

A dark shadow appeared in front of him again!

The chocolate factory had just been halfway through processing... and was interrupted again...

"What do you want again~ Ouch! Can't you send someone else?!" Dong Fu looked at Fang Zheng with a face full of pain.

"Robbery." Fang Zheng silently squatted down, took out a dagger from his boot, and held it against Dong Fu's neck.

"Ro... Rob... Robbery! ?" Dong Fu's face turned pale instantly: "You... you're breaking the law! Hero, we mind our own business, I already gave you the money just now... Don't do anything!"

"Stop talking nonsense, take out all the silver!" Fang Zheng rubbed the blade of the knife against his neck a couple of times.

The cold touch grazed his neck, and Dong Fu was already panicking.

Taking a dump and being forcibly begged for food was already outrageous enough! The beggar actually suddenly turned into a robber!

Dong Fu quickly moved the package aside and prepared to rummage through his pocket for silver.

Fang Zheng grabbed the package: "Let me see what's inside?"

"......"

The package was opened, and inside were two sets of new clothes.

Perfect!

"Not bad, this package is mine too!"

"Hero.... give... give you money."

Fang Zheng took the money bag that Dong Fu handed over, opened it and took a look. It seemed like there were three to five taels of loose silver inside.

He took a small ingot of about two taels of loose silver, threw the money bag back to Dong Fu, and asked: "Just take these, consider it a loan from me. What's your name and where do you live?"

Dong Fu squatted on the latrine, feeling waves of fear in his heart. Seeing that Fang Zheng didn't seem to intend to harm him, he relaxed a little.

He lowered his head, gritted his teeth and said: "You go! Consider the money as my gift to you! Let's pretend nothing happened today, get out quickly!"

Fang Zheng smiled: "If I say it's a loan, I'll definitely repay it. I, Guo Tianyang, always repay kindness and revenge. Consider yourself lucky to have met me!"

Lucky? I want to tear you apart, you bastard!

Dong Fu suppressed his anger and said: "My name is Dong Fu, the steward of the Chu family. You must know the Chu family! Guo Tianyang, I've remembered you, I'll be waiting for you to pay back the money!"

"Okay, that's right. Go!"

"Damn it!"

Fang Zheng nodded in satisfaction, then swept his leg towards Dong Fu!

Instantly, one of Dong Fu's legs sank deep into the latrine, and half of his body leaned diagonally on the latrine.

"Damn your mother, Guo Tianyang! You wait for me! If I don't kill you, I won't be named Dong!!!!"

Dong Fu, with his bare ass, was trapped in the latrine, feeling a cold, slippery sensation enveloping his calf.

It felt like the root of his thigh was being stretched!

Double stimulation! Dong Fu instantly lost his mind, no longer caring about being scared, and started cursing madly!

His legs were already numb, and while shouting, he was trying hard to pull himself out with his hands.

"Stop pulling, you have to prop yourself up."

Prop himself up?

Dong Fu unconsciously looked at the surroundings of the latrine, and his face turned ashen...

Fang Zheng smiled and sprinkled a handful of leaves on Dong Fu's head, carrying the package and leaving the outhouse without looking back.

Outside the outhouse, Lai Gou'er saw him carrying the package and asked: "Brother, isn't that the stuff of that person?"

"Yeah, never mind it! Brother will take you to eat!"