Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate
#516 - Chapter 515 The God of Brothel
The next morning, Fang Zheng took Lai Gou'er to escort Chu Youyi to the academy.
Lai Gou'er had already asked for leave the day before, so he casually fooled Chu Youyi and got away with it.
When they arrived at the academy.
A group of students excitedly stood up and looked at Fang Zheng, rising and shouting in unison: "Good morning, Brother Fang!"
Fang Zheng waved his hand and replied with a smile: "Good, good, students, please sit down."
One student asked excitedly: "Brother Fang, today is the advanced combat class, right! I'm ready for combat!"
"Brother Fang, I've already prepared my tuition, hurry up and start the lecture! I don't want to listen to case studies anymore!"
"I still want to listen to case studies...."
Fang Zheng cleared his throat: "Ah... well, we won't have class today. I'm going to assign you a special task: help me copy something!"
"Gou'er, pass out the paper and pens."
Lai Gou'er silently walked out from behind Fang Zheng, taking out the paper and pens he had prepared in advance.
Each person also received a manuscript, which Fang Zheng had written overnight.
The students took the manuscripts and began to read. Before long, everyone's faces were flushed and their breathing was heavy!
Someone exclaimed excitedly: "Brother Fang, did you write this?"
"Don't ask so many questions! Just copy it! Tell me when you're done. Oh, and Xiao Liu, go make me a pot of tea."
With the arrangements made, Fang Zheng leaned back in his chair, leisurely eating snacks and drinking tea.
In about an hour, hundreds of manuscripts were neatly copied.
Fang Zheng pointed and whispered to Lai Gou'er: "Gou'er, post them on the streets. Remember to stay away from the government, and find places with lots of scholars and rich people. I have some pocket money here, take it and share it with your friends."
"Don't worry, Brother, I'll definitely handle this matter clearly for you. But what's written on it?"
"Don't ask too much, just do it!"
......
In the afternoon, handbills began to spread to the streets and alleys of Yu Ding City through the hands of beggars!
The beggars were extremely diligent in doing this kind of work. After all, fellow beggars were helping out, and each person received ten coins for posting a piece of paper. Such an easy and profitable job, how could the beggar leader not take it seriously?
According to Lai Gou'er's requirements, the beggar colleagues were very familiar with the situation in Yu Ding City.
The Da Jing Dynasty's first 'Cowhide Fresh' advertisements quickly covered the wealthy areas of Yu Ding City!
The academy and the entrance to the large restaurant naturally became the hardest hit areas!
Whether they were scholars or ordinary people, there was no shortage of nosy people. Everyone's heart was burning with the fire of gossip.
When the leaflets were posted on the pillars of various buildings, curious people quickly gathered to watch.
The leader was a scholar, and a group of commoners eagerly waited for the scholar to interpret the message on it.
However, everyone was disappointed today.
Countless scholars stopped to watch, each with a mysterious smile on their face. Some even denounced the decline of morals and the vulgarity!
But their eyes did not move!
The content of the leaflet was Fang Zheng's carefully written [Brothel Guide]!
The brothels he had visited yesterday were all written on the paper, including the specific location, environment, decoration, and food reviews.
Due to limited time, he had made up a lot of the content.
Today's first guide specially selected a popular courtesan to focus on describing.
What kind of talent she was good at, what she looked like, what her figure was like, and various other characteristics.
The wording was extremely ambiguous, such as 'gentle voice and soft body,' 'skin as smooth as jade'...
Most importantly, there was also a vivid Old Wolf Review below!
It described the experience from entering the brothel, including psychological descriptions, service introductions, and action descriptions... concluding with final thoughts.
At the very end, Fang Zheng also frantically praised her, claiming that he had seen countless women, but today he had gained new knowledge!
Originally, the lives of ordinary people were dull and uninteresting, and even the lives of scholars were not necessarily exciting.
After reading for a long time, the scholars couldn't help but discuss in low voices: "Brother, do you think what is written above is true?"
"It can't be fake! The wording is straightforward, vivid, simple but not simple!"
"Is it really that moist?"
"Stop talking, Brother Han, I'll go and scout the way for you tonight!"
A group of scholars became excited and ran away with their waists bent....
Such a strange sight naturally spread from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred. Soon, this evil trend spread throughout most of Yu Ding City through the mouths of the crowd.
......
That night.
The brothels began to decorate with lanterns and welcome guests.
However, today's Qun Yu Courtyard was different from usual!
The madam was sweating profusely, constantly greeting people left and right. The crowd swarmed in, and even the waiters were busy serving dishes and running around.
There was even a sense of being overwhelmed!
"Today! Why are there so many people today! What on earth is happening?" The madam anxiously asked the pimp beside her.
She would usually be happy if more people came, but there were too many people today! She felt a sense of unease in her heart.
The pimp was also confused and said anxiously: "I don't know! I can't do it anymore! There are too many people and the customers are already starting to curse!"
"What should we do now? Should we close the door?"
The madam calmed down and said decisively: "No! It's rare to have so many customers today. Something unusual must have happened... Wait a moment, I'll find a customer and ask."
The madam walked straight to the door and stopped a young master who was about to enter, smiling charmingly: "Young master, you're here!"
The young master pushed the madam away: "Enough nonsense! Call out that girl named Xiu'er. This young master has come here today specifically to test her quality!"
Xiu'er? Was Xiu'er usually this popular?
The madam hesitated and asked: "Young master, which Xiu'er are you talking about?"
"Hey! It's that Xiu'er who doesn't wash her feet but still has the fragrance of orchids!" The young master looked inside impatiently, seeing a large group of people arguing, and was quite disappointed.
It seemed that it would be difficult for him to get his turn today!
"What?" The madam was instantly dumbfounded!
There was no such person! Who the hell doesn't wash their feet and still has the fragrance of orchids? Were they drunk from drinking urine!
The madam looked at the pimp for help. The pimp wiped the sweat from his forehead and hurried to her side, whispering: "You were too busy just now and didn't notice. It's strange today, every customer is asking for Xiu'er! More than a dozen people have already gone in to find her. We can't take any more! If we take any more customers, she'll be too familiar!"
More than a dozen people? The madam closed her eyes in pain.
Even though she was usually very strict with the women under her, she had never been so brutal!
"Are you sick! Arranging more than a dozen people to find Xiu'er, wouldn't that make her too familiar? She'll lose her life!"
The pimp said awkwardly: "They're giving too much money, and they're very fierce! I can't help it! There are still twenty or thirty people lined up behind!"
"Ah?"
The young master was already impatient and couldn't help but angrily say: "Hurry up and arrange it! Is Xiu'er here or not!"
The madam braced herself and stepped forward to ask: "May I ask why you must find Xiu'er? We have many good girls here!"
The young master took out a leaflet from his pocket and slapped it over: "This young master has come from afar just to see Xiu'er! Is this how you treat guests at Qun Yu Courtyard?"
The madam quickly took the leaflet and unfolded it. Her eyes quickly scanned it and she was immediately stunned: "This... this... Wine Demon God? Who is this person!"
The young master showed a look of contempt: "You don't even know the Wine Demon God? He has become popular throughout the city in half a day! It is said that this person has seen women like a god and has unfathomable experience! He said that Xiu'er is the best of Qun Yu Courtyard, you madam are so ignorant, why don't you hurry up and arrange Xiu'er for me?"
The madam was about to reply when a commotion suddenly came from upstairs.
"Today, whoever dares to snatch Xiu'er from me is going against Xu Shaojie!!!"
"Who do you think you are! Get out of here, I was here first!"
"Stop arguing! We are all scholars, what kind of decorum is this to be fighting and making noise? Xiu'er, you decide who you want to choose from the sixteen of us today!"
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