Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

It's over! The military's morale is unstable!

This kid really has something!

Li Yansong thought to himself that things were not good. This move might sway many of his colleagues.

Not to mention colleagues, even he was tempted, but no one had signed up yet. Once someone signs up, it would easily create a chain reaction.

As long as they unite, they won't be deceived, especially since they have serious business to discuss with Fang Zheng today.

He can't be distracted.

Li Yansong suppressed the agitation in his heart and led the group further inside.

As soon as everyone's attention shifted from the red banner, they immediately noticed this colorful fairy-tale world.

The strong visual impact stunned everyone in place, unable to process the information before them for a moment.

The scene before them could be described as bizarre and fantastical, a 'riot of demons'.

Various large doll ornaments, Tom and Jerry, moles, Pikachu, Doraemon, were basically classic images of cute animals.

"This... isn't this Doraemon! So this thing is blue?" Someone in the crowd exclaimed.

Fang Zheng glanced over and couldn't help but smile.

It seemed they had seen the comics he published. The printed versions must have been black and white, so today they finally saw the real thing.

"These are all puppets prepared for children. I believe everyone has seen some of the teaching materials sold by Yucai Elementary School on the market. In fact, many of the images here are from our teaching materials."

"Of course, many people may find it a bit childish, but don't forget that the children we enroll here are very young. They are still in the Mengxue stage, and they may not understand many classics. We hope to use a relaxed and child-friendly way to help them learn. Of course, we also offer regular Mengxue education here."

"If you're interested, you can take a look around first."

While everyone was curiously looking around in small groups, Fang Zheng turned to Li Yuanzhao and whispered, "Your Highness, please call out our kindergarten teachers."

Li Yuanzhao licked his tongue and smiled lewdly: "I'll go right away."

Li Yansong and the others were already looking around with great interest. Of course, they had serious business to discuss with Fang Zheng, but today this elementary school really gave him a refreshing feeling. He didn't rush to talk about business, but first took a look at the elementary school.

"Seriously, Fang Zheng has tricks. How do you think he came up with all this stuff? It looks quite pleasing."

"Hehe, I guess the children will like it even more."

"Hey, look, the ground here is also covered with coarse wood shavings, which are soft to step on, probably to prevent children from falling and getting hurt."

"Putting aside everything else, this thoughtfulness is really in place. The conditions at home are not as good as here."

"What is this thing?" Someone pointed to something that looked like a small car, supported by a spring underneath, appearing to float slightly in the air from a distance.

Just then, the kindergarten teachers from the elementary school had already been called out by Li Yuanzhao.

A dozen women walked towards the crowd, swaying their slender waists.

A group of old men's eyes lit up, and their attention immediately went astray.

What are they wearing! Their figures are so good!

Flirty but dignified, pure yet revealing tenderness.

The crowd turned their questioning gaze to Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng explained: "Everyone, these are the kindergarten teachers of our Yucai Elementary School. Of course, their main responsibility is not teaching, but taking care of the children's daily lives and often telling stories to the children. Men are clumsy, and some things are more suitable for women to do. They are all carefully trained kindergarten teachers, and they are definitely the elite of the elite when it comes to taking care of children."

"Master Fang, what kind of clothes are they wearing?" Someone asked.

As expected, no one cared about what I was saying, and their attention all shifted to what kind of clothes they were wearing.

Fang Zheng smiled and said, "This is called a qipao, and it was specially made for Yucai's kindergarten teachers by famous tailors in the capital. Almost every element on the qipao has a meaning."

"Everyone, look, the high collar represents a woman's chastity, the pankou is a special knot, symbolizing feminine virtue and good fortune, and its number is odd..."

Fang Zheng had already prepared his explanation, speaking eloquently, almost every sentence to shut other people's mouths.

This qipao is still quite conservative compared to later generations, and it has no slits, but it still seems radical in this era.

However, after his explanation, the old perverts were relieved.

Well said, well said! Women should wear this, what a good meaning.

I should get two sets for the wives and concubines at home to wear...

A group of old men had different thoughts, their eyes occasionally glancing at the kindergarten teachers, a scene that Fang Zheng took in.

As expected, just as he thought, enrollment should not only target children, but targeting parents is the right way.

Wouldn't this trick them into being completely infatuated?

"Master Fang, what is this?" Someone pointed to the thing that looked like a small car again.

Li Yansong also looked over curiously.

Fang Zheng said to Li Yansong: "Lord Li, would you be interested in taking a seat?"

"Ah? Could there be another mystery?" Li Yansong asked.

"Of course, you'll know as soon as you sit down." Fang Zheng pointed to the small car.

The small car was spacious enough to seat two children, so it was naturally no problem for an adult to sit in it.

After hearing this, Li Yansong didn't hesitate, lifted his robe, and sat inside.

Fang Zheng quickly waved to the nearest kindergarten teacher.

The kindergarten teacher stepped forward, walked behind Li Yansong, put her hands on the back of the small car, and began to push it back and forth.

A clear and melodious voice sang out.

"What is daddy's daddy called? Daddy's daddy is called grandpa. What is daddy's mommy called..."

Li Yansong's face turned pale, and he was stunned on the rocking car, at a loss.

A circle of officials were holding back their laughter, their expressions feeling vaguely out of control.

Lord Li had been prudent and steady his whole life, but today he was actually played by Fang Zheng!

A big old man was being rocked back and forth like he was being coaxed like a child...

"What are you doing, what is this!" Li Yansong said in shame and indignation, but his body was still swaying with the rocking car, and then the song 'What is daddy's xx called' came, "Alright! Stop rocking!"

The kindergarten teacher quickly stopped her movements.

Fang Zheng pursed his lips.

This old man doesn't appreciate good things. This thing is future technology. He's getting to experience it hundreds or thousands of years in advance, and he's still not happy.

I haven't even asked you to insert a coin yet!

Li Yansong got up in a panic, took a deep breath to calm his mood, and looked at Fang Zheng with resentment.

"Lord Li, this is a special educational method of Yucai Elementary School, allowing children to learn knowledge while playing." Fang Zheng explained slowly, "You are all people with big families and great careers, and it is normal for four generations to live under one roof, but our descendants often spend a lot of time in order to sort out various relationships."

"Therefore, we have specially written a song, coupled with this rocking car, and I dare to guarantee that no more than twice, the child will know how to call the elders in the family when they return home."

"If you don't believe me, think about it, do you remember the lyrics of the song just now clearly?"

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