Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate
#920 - Chapter 908: Frequent killing moves, directly targeting people's hearts!
Firstly! Unprecedented recreational facilities! I dare say that throughout the entire Great Jing, apart from Yucai, there's no other branch. If your descendants don't experience it, it's a childhood deficiency!
Secondly! Unprecedented exclusive teaching materials! The school's illustrated textbooks are exclusive to Yucai Primary School and will never be leaked. They allow children to absorb wisdom in joy, making them unable to stop learning, letting your child take the lead and win at the starting line!
Thirdly! Unprecedented nutritious cafeteria! Exclusive nutritional combinations, thirty days a month with no repetition! In the future, we will also import excellent cattle breeds from the Jin Kingdom. The best nutritious milk will be specially produced for Great Jing babies, making their physical growth even taller!
Fourthly! Unprecedented faculty! Grand scholars from the Inner Cabinet heavily involved, veteran officials from two dynasties passionately lecturing, setting your child's starting line at someone else's finish line! Cultivate sensitivity to officialdom, be a noble little slicker, and never suffer losses in life!
What little slicker? Fang Zheng Yi, can you even speak properly!?
Several old men indignantly stood up, pointing at Fang Zheng Yi and angrily said.
We're selling courses, just sell them, why are you trying to disgust people?
Fang Zheng Yi smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, everyone, it was a slip of the tongue. I didn't mean that, everyone understands."
Four major advantages, all gathered at once!
The officials present were all moved, each thinking about their own little schemes.
In that case... one thousand taels seems cheap!
Putting aside everything else, even a lecture from a Grand Academician would cost more than that!
Seeing that no one stood up, Fang Zheng Yi secretly complained in his heart.
As expected of people in officialdom, if this were ordinary people, they would have rushed to sign up.
"Everyone, the four points I just mentioned are only the tip of the iceberg. There are many other caring and nurturing measures for students, such as regularly recording children's grades, ranking and comparing them, with a kindergarten teacher specially responsible for each child. The kindergarten teacher will also provide regular home visits for the students!" Fang Zheng Yi's voice carried some unspeakable hints.
Cheongsam! Home visits!
The hearts of the old men were instantly struck!
Although everyone was well-versed and frequented brothels.
But this format, and that outfit... *slurp*!
Fang Zheng Yi, this kid is creative!
"In addition to this, the first batch of enrolled students will also enjoy poetry appreciation and writing courses exclusively designed and personally guided by me!" Fang Zheng Yi boasted without taking a breath.
If what he said just now was marketing, now it's already fraud!
But it's not pure fraud, he really intends to teach poetry, only it's 'Modern Poetry'.
After all,
as long as you can divide paragraphs,
it's
equivalent to
knowing
how to write poetry.
However, the people below the stage couldn't imagine so many tricks, and thought they had stumbled upon a great bargain, discussing it with great interest.
Putting aside everything else, Fang Zheng Yi's poetry... everyone has to give it a thumbs up!
If he is really willing to impart his talents in poetry, songs, and odes, then it's simply too worth it!
Fang Zheng Yi smiled: "The above is derived from the education in my family and the summary of my growth path. I believe that after this entire learning process, the descendants of everyone present will only go from one success to another in life!"
"Joining Yucai Primary School is equivalent to pre-ordering a pass to a happy life. We promise that your children will receive comprehensive improvement and development in morality, intelligence, physique, aesthetics, and labor here."
"If you don't want to join, it doesn't matter, but please don't let your children play with the children in Yucai Primary School, because this will make them discover the differences in life too early and feel sad, and then resent their parents."
"After all... happy people are healed by their childhood throughout their lives, and unhappy people have to spend their entire lives healing their childhood!"
Saying this, Fang Zheng Yi slammed the lesson plan: "Everyone, today's enrollment meeting is over. Welcome everyone to come to Yucai for registration tomorrow!"
"I still have to stay in Yucai Primary School today to continue sorting out lesson plans and management processes, so I won't keep everyone any longer!"
The continuous barrage of words can be said to have struck the hearts of everyone present.
Even Yang Yingcai, who was sitting below, was completely moved!
Happy people are healed by their childhood throughout their lives, and unhappy people have to spend their entire lives healing their childhood.
I have to admit, this kid speaks really well!
With such an environment and such conditions, if other people's children attend, but his own children don't.
What would the child think? How much regret would the child have! How far behind their peers would they fall in the future?
It's not like the family doesn't have the means, the tuition fee is only one thousand taels, ridiculously cheap!
But signing up is equivalent to slapping himself in the face... his granddaughter has already been captured, and now he has to send a little grandson over?
If Fang Zheng Yi has bad intentions, can the child be well here? No, no, no... he should have that bottom line.
Yang Yingcai fell into an extremely tangled state for a while.
The others were also discussing.
"That Lord Liu... do you still want the enrollment brochure? If you don't want it, give it to me..."
"Don't you have one yourself? Why should I give you mine?"
"I have many children at home... If you don't give it, then don't, why are you putting on a face? Lord Han, do you still want yours?"
"I threw it away, I don't have it!"
"Tsk... hey, when people leave, let's find Lord Fang and say that we came with others and didn't receive it... and ask for a few more."
"Okay! Your trick works!"
"Count me in, let's go together, let's go together...."
Everyone was frantically asking for enrollment brochures, just like the melon-eating masses collecting five blessings during the New Year. After all, that's two hundred taels, saving a little counts, one thousand taels is already cheap enough, eight hundred taels is a blood profit!
Li Yansong sat in the crowd, feeling uncomfortable all over, complaining incessantly in his heart.
How did the situation completely get out of control? The key is that he has used this trick before, wouldn't Fang Zheng Yi ridicule him with this in the future?
"Lord Li, do you still have your enrollment brochure?" Zhang Dongxiang turned his head and asked.
"No, we threw it away together, didn't the people below clean it up? Ask Lord Zheng."
Zheng Qiao clenched his sleeves with one hand, appearing calm on the surface: "Why are you all in such a hurry? You were moved by Fang Zheng Yi's few words? Go home and consider it carefully."
"Hey... your ability to maintain composure is still the best."
Seeing this situation, Fang Zheng Yi was already sure of success.
He swept around twice, and seeing that no one moved, Fang Zheng Yi said loudly: "Everyone can go back now! Class dismissed!"
Seeing that Fang Zheng Yi had already begun to actively send people away, some people reluctantly got up.
But at this moment!
A melodious and pleasant sound rang out outside the door!
A faint smile appeared on the corner of Fang Zheng Yi's mouth.
Did you think it was over? Naive!
"♪ ~ ~ ♪ ~ ♪ ~ ♪"
"Who is playing the flute?"
"What is this tune? This tune has an elegant style and should be quite famous, why have I never heard it before?"
For a time, the classroom fell into a discussion about the music again.
Fang Zheng Yi silently walked to the door of the classroom and pushed it open.
Only to see a musician standing outside the door, the flute sound constantly coming from his mouth.
Everyone looked sideways, and Fang Zheng Yi shamelessly explained: "Everyone, this song is called 'Going Home'. It is a clumsy work from my youth. I liked music when I was young, but now my skills have completely deteriorated, but fortunately, I still remember the tune."
"This song is one of the school's dismissal prompt music, aiming to improve students' musical appreciation level and aristocratic taste during leisure. In the future, the corridors in our school will also regularly change famous paintings. These are some insignificant little tricks designed for children's cultivation."
Listening to this novel and beautiful tune, the ministers completely went crazy!
Insignificant!?
This is too attentive!
No... my child must go to Yucai Primary School!!!
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