Rubik’s Cube of Heavens

Corwin finished the glass of spirit first, his opponent a little slower.

After the two put down their wine glasses, they squeezed their noses and closed their eyes in unison, opening their mouths wide and letting out a long "ha" sound.

After getting over the burning heat in his esophagus, Ke Wen banged the wine glass on the table and laughed loudly: "Enough!"

"oh--"

The sound of cheering and hooting sounded again, and many people scolded the man opposite Ke Wen for embarrassing them and letting Ke Wen finish the drink first.

The man was obviously unwilling to give in. He laughed and pushed and shoved the people around him, repeatedly saying that he just wanted to let Ke Wen have a drink first.

While the waiter was pouring wine, Ke Wen put his staff in his pocket, then smiled at everyone who looked a little surprised: "As you can see, burp——"

After burping, Coven continued: "I am a wandering 'wild mage'."

The civilians lowered their voices, and a red-haired female diner at the same table as Ke Wen asked nonchalantly: "So, Mr. Mage, do you come to our 'Storm Kingdom' to apply for a job in the Palace Mage Corps?"

"Haha, of course not!"

Ke Wen picked up the refilled glass of 'Dwarf Spirits' and looked at the five people at the table, as if who was buying this glass.

The red-haired woman was very forthright in talking to her, and she directly raised her glass to meet Ke Wen.

Gudong, gudong, the two drank up a whole glass of strong wine, and this time Ke Wen was the one to finish it first.

Ke Wen looked at the red-haired woman whose left eyelid was covered by a vertical scar, but it did not affect her appearance, and then laughed and said: "Which mage organization can take notice of an alcoholic like me? So I don't care. As I said, I am just a wandering 'wild mage'."

"good!"

A strong man sitting on the right side of Ke Wen cheered, raised his wine glass and stretched it in front of Ke Wen: "To Mr. Wild Mage, we are not superior!"

Kewen gritted his teeth. After the waitress filled his glass, he raised his glass and collided with the strong man: "Okay! My name is Kewen Quinn! You can call me Queen, hahahaha——"

The people around him were stunned at the same time, and then burst into laughter at the same time.

I don’t know who started it, but everyone raised their wine glasses high above their heads and cheered loudly: "To Her Majesty the Queen——"

At this time, the red-haired woman once again stretched out the wine glass in front of Ke Wen and said boldly: "Natanali Baghdadi, I respect you as the queen who does not join the ranks of other mages!"

Ke Wen clinked glasses with the other party, but did not continue to drink immediately.

Pointing to his esophagus, he motioned for the other person to slow down, and then pointed to the leather equipment on Natalie's body and asked, "Are you serving the Kingdom of Stormwind?"

"We are adventurers." Natalie shook her head slightly and answered with a smile.

At this time, the man who first invited Kewen to drink took over the topic: "We are adventuring around the entire kingdom, looking for treasures and minerals. Hello, my queen, I am Garken Garland."

The strong man on Ke Wen's right said one after another: "We also take on some mercenary jobs from time to time."

"That's right." The other two people at the same table chimed in: "We also do some bounties for the kingdom."

"good!"

Although Ke Wen was more drunk, he still maintained his sobriety. He knew that this was not the time to talk about investigating intelligence, so after drinking, he raised the glass again and said with a smile: "Let's drink one together!"

The cheers rang out, and the five people at the table, as well as many diners surrounding them, raised their glasses to toast Ke Wen.

At this time, many figures rushed into the tavern from the door. They were obviously the townspeople who had been called to take advantage.

Kewen ignored that and continued drinking with the people around him.

After two rounds, the hotel owner and waiters brought the new meals, and Kewen greeted the five mercenaries to eat, which also gave everyone more time to communicate.

"Queen." Natalie asked curiously while cutting the barbecue in front of her: "Where have you been wandering?"

This question attracted the attention of the people around him, and they all listened attentively.

Ke Wen took a bite of the 'hand bone and meat', and while chewing it, he kept talking nonsense: "After I left the teacher, I was unsuccessful in finding a job, so I simply started wandering around. Here in the eastern continent, I went to the goblin's treasure bay in the south. ', I went north to the border of the high elves."

"High Elf?" Natalie was surprised: "Have you ever been to the High Elf Kingdom?"

Ke Wen shrugged and said in a contemptuous tone: "Those people with long ears are so exclusive that I was expelled without even entering their magic barrier."

"Hahaha--"

There was good-natured laughter all around.

"Then I went to the western continent - Kalimdor."

Ke Wen continued to talk nonsense: "There are not as many twists and turns as us humans over there. There are some uncivilized primitive races over there."

"Tell me more about it?" The strong man on the right handed over the wine glass, and he was very curious.

Ke Wen clinked glasses with the other party. After drinking the wine, he took a bite of bone and meat to smoothen the wine, and then said: "Okay, then I will give you a rough introduction."

With his tongue wide open, Coven began to talk about the situation on the 'Continent of Kalimdor'.

He talked about the centaur tribe over there, describing the ongoing war between the two 'centaur tribes', and how the two tribes united with each other to suppress the tauren race.

After that, he talked about the wild boar race over there and gossiped about the legendary 'princess' of the wild boar race.

Of course, Coven had secretly changed the concept, because the princess in Marathon was not of the wild boar race. Coven just found an example for the sake of bragging, to make his description more interesting.

According to his description, the pig princess was almost as tall as a hill, with a big, round waist and a fat ball, and she also had a pig's head on her head.

This description caused everyone to laugh again, causing everyone to raise their glasses to him again at the same time.

Next, Coven talked about the race of the ‘Harpy’.

As if he had reached the point of excitement, Ke Wen wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and slapped the table to attract enough attention. He said with a smirk on his face: "You don't know! The 'harpies' over there are all females. ! They have a racial habit!"

At this point, Ke Wen suddenly stopped, but the expression on his face became even more salty.

"Speak quickly!" The strong man on the right seemed to have a kitten scratching his heart, and quickly filled Kewen's glass.

Kewen took a sip of 'Dwarf Spirits' and then continued with a satisfied look: "Harpies are all female. Guess how they breed offspring?"

"How to breed?"

"Harpies are supposed to be birds, right? Laying eggs?"

"My Queen, please tell me quickly!"

…

There were a lot of speculations and urgings, and Ke Wen felt that the time was almost up, so he smiled and revealed the answer: "Hehe... You will never imagine that if the harpies want to breed offspring, they will fight for it!"

"Grab it!?" Natalie was very curious: "How to rob it?"

"Hehehehehe..." Ke Wen glanced at Natalie's bulging chest, and then said to the men with a smirk: "Of course they are robbing men. As long as they are males, they will rob males of any race. After grabbing it, hey hey hey hey..."

Everyone was stunned and quickly reacted.

"Hey Hey……"

"hey-hey……"

For a moment, the surroundings were filled with giggling sounds of endless reverie.

"Pfft!" Natalie rolled her eyes and stretched out her wine glass in front of Ke Wen: "No wonder you are not recognized by other mages. I have never heard of a vile mage like you! Drink! Then say something else! "

Among the crowd of onlookers, some female townspeople also echoed, scolding the men around them in sweet voices, and also urged Ke Wen to reveal this topic.

Coven winked at the men and then raised his glass.

After another round of drinking together, Coven continued to tell with a big tongue: "Finally, there is the 'night elf' race in the northernmost part of 'Kalimdor'!"

"Night Elf?" Someone was very puzzled: "Is it the same as High Elf? Why is it called Night Elf?"

"I do not know then."

Kewen knew when to act ignorant. He shook his head. As a result, the movement of shaking his head caused his body to lose balance and almost fell down.

It was Natalia who helped.

Ke Wen did not thank him, and continued: "Long ears, no matter what kind of long ears they are, they are all equally exclusive. I didn't know much about them there. I only know that they value plants very much. If you dare to destroy them, The trees will definitely be hunted by those gray-skinned and blue-skinned elves!”

"Pursuit?" Galkan Garan, who was opposite Kewen, was very surprised: "Is it that serious?"

Ke Wen slapped his chest: "Just because I cut down trees to set up a tent, I was chased for hundreds of miles by a gray-skinned man with long ears!"

"Wow--"

There was a sound of exclamation.

"Then how did you escape?" Natalie caught the point: "The book says that elves are very powerful."

"Apologise." Ke Wen laughed without shame: "The elves are all so arrogant. I give up. They can't bully the weak, right?"

"Hahaha...weak mage queen hahaha..."

Garken Garan burst into laughter as he slapped the table, and then raised his glass again to toast to Coven.

And Kewen's down-to-earth self-deprecation also made everyone around him closer to him, and no one treated him as a stranger anymore.

In this way, the atmosphere of banquet and carnival continued enthusiastically with Ke Wen's constant "tongue-in-cheek" gag.

The entire banquet lasted until late into the night, and the townspeople dispersed after the hotel ran out of food.

As for Ke Wen, he was already convinced.

He didn't show his true drinking capacity. After he felt that he was almost drunk, he pretended to be completely drunk, allowing the mercenaries and townspeople to win the drinking contest.

Of course, Coven still retained his sobriety, and he knew that he was moved upstairs by Natalie and a waiter.

He knew that no one took the opportunity to touch his pocket. It seemed that the people in Goldshire were quite good-natured.

After feeling Natalie and the waiter close the door and leave, he fell asleep with a trace of vigilance...

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