Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

The live broadcast room of the waist country.

At this moment, the Waist Country is full of mourning, after all, the population of the Waist Country is not large, and there is only one Chosen One.

"What's the matter?Why is Nguyen Van A's guts so small?Dibaa

!"It must be that ball! Only by eating that can you integrate into the citizens of Mondstadt, or else you will be killed by the Archons!"

No, Paimon from the Dragon Kingdom didn't eat either, why was our

Nguyen Van Ah caught?" "Paimon is not human! Damn, Nguyen Van Ah might as well faint in fright so that he won't be caught." Don't say it, I'll

run the Dragon Kingdom first!""Take me one upstairs

!""Cut, I actually run the Dragon Kingdom?I won't go, I want to take a boat to the beautiful Kangaroo Country!" "

Hehe, the nuclear wastewater discharged by the Sakura Country is everywhere, and you dare to take a boat?" Be careful of your Binzhou glow!

""..."And

the strange situation of the Dragon Country is not peaceful at the moment.

As the information from all sides gathers, all kinds of arguments about weirdness are also rampant.

The strange frequencies that appear on the ancient buildings, as well as the mysterious Teyvat continent in the distance, and the latest progress of Hu Tao, keep the three bureau chiefs busy.

Not only the Dragon Country, but even the Beautiful Country is in a bit of a hurry at the moment, and the flickering weird red light of the Statue of Liberty has made the official and private teams of the Beautiful Country explore many times, but they have always returned in vain.

For the first time, the capitalists, who had never plundered others, felt the crisis.

An hour later, the beautiful country finally redemonstrated its willingness to negotiate peace, and with the convening of the meeting, the empire of the sun never set showed a new piece of evidence.

In the museum of the empire on which the sun never sets, the strange frequency exuded by a relic affects a radius of dozens of miles.

According to the last surveillance, an ancient stone slab looted from the Dragon Kingdom actually began to fade its shell.

On the skin like green crystal, strange lines began to emerge.

There is also a line of text engraved on it, which looks like an oracle bone inscription.

Daweiqiu, as a special representative, reacted on the spot.

"That's the mark of the god of wind... Also, that line of words... It seems to be Liyue's text!"

"What about your copywriter, find him!"

Daweiqiu shook his head and stared at the microphone in a daze, "He suddenly disappeared two years ago." "

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Spooky world.

Bai Chen didn't sit for long before he heard the unique creaking sound of the wooden staircase.

Fei Dan walked up, his skin still pale, and under the same plain coarse cloth shirt, there was a strong fragrance of flowers and plants.

"You two have been waiting for a long time, is there anything wrong?" said

Fei Dan, who was sitting opposite, as if the morning slaughter was just a performance of morning tea incidentally.

With that, he raised his glass and drank a glass of suspension made of Fire Slime Condensate, with a hilichurl skull stuck on it as a decoration.

This taste, Raiden General called him an expert when he saw it.

"Fei Dan, you are too rogue, you know the number of the hall master in advance, what should I do about this?"

"Hmph! That's it!"

Bai Chen pouted angrily, clasped his hands on his chest, and his eyes flashed with a pink shimmer.

As soon as he heard that there was going to be a fight, Paimon came to his senses and bared his teeth on the side.

Fei Dan glanced at the two beautiful girls, and happily put down the wine glass: "Then I'll answer the two and three questions for free." "

No repentance!"

Paimon stomped on the table, staring at Fedan earnestly.

"Hmm... First question, I want to know what those red monsters are in the tavern?"

Fedan's glass was empty, and his eyes moved to the glass of wine in front of Paimon.

"The master of the parish knows that it is blood, and it is not a good habit to be vague. "

Alright, Hall Master Hu, these are the blood of the hilichurls. When a new shrine was built on the earth, the new god promised all living beings supreme freedom, and the hilichurls left their shells behind and became the freest of beings..."

Fedan took the glass of wine in front of Paimon and stabbed the toad with a stick, and blood floated out.

"Hey, it's disgusting, it's terrible!"

Paimon was so frightened that he retreated and fell into Bai Chen's arms.

"The second question, those red balls at the pilgrimage, the hall master really thinks a little suspicious..."

Fei Dan took a sip of the second glass of wine and knocked softly on the table.

"Hall Master Hu, this question of yours has cut into the secrets of Mondstadt, and I can only warn you a little.

"Every scarlet was blood dripping from Barbatos' dagger.

Bai Chen remembered that Barbatos was the first wind god, that is, Wendy. Could it be that Wendy is still alive

, pushing the third glass of wine in front of Faedan, Bai Chen asked the third question.

"Fei Dan, that guy in red said that he would check my work in six days, do you have any reliable customers to introduce?"

Fei Dan drank the cocktail made by crushing the mushroom beast in front of Bai Chen.

"Good question!"

"Hall Master Hu, in fact, the business of the Afterlife Hall is very easy to handle, and many people should have this need, but you need to accept the review of the Knights of Favonius, and you have to generate your own rules over there.

Bai Chen tilted his head in confusion and asked puzzled.

"Your own rules?There are a lot of rules in the Hall of the Dead, and the etiquette of white things is extremely exquisite, can the weirdos remember it? Little Paimon can't even remember it.

"Sister Hu Tao, don't say such terrible things, I don't want to remember it..."

Paimon straightened up and threw himself on the ground, bouncing off his creamy thighs onto the chair next to Bai Chen.

"Rest assured, the Knights of Favonius have their own way, and the rules need to be set by that god's residence. When I took over the tavern, the priesthood set the rules for my job - equivalent exchange. "

Hehe, just one, Paimon remembers it this time!" Fedan

smiled, trying to touch Paimon's head, but his hand was halfway up but retracted.

"That's why the front desk will give you two glasses of wine. Yesterday he insulted you, and Master Hu has become a citizen, so he needs to make amends. You ask me questions, I also need to be paid, it's reasonable, right?"

Bai Chen nodded, indeed, there is such a rule at the door of the Angel's Gift Tavern, looking at it too short, Bai Chen thought it was a signboard.

"Okay, it's not more than three, the three questions are over, I'll go first.

Feldan wanted to get up and leave, only to hear a thud.

"Wait a minute, the old ancestor can say, it is unlucky to be in pairs, the singular is unlucky, and the harmony of yin and yang is good, why don't you answer one more question?"

Bai Chen jumped up, pointed to the sign of the Immortal Hall on the brim of his hat with his index finger, and stopped Fei Dan menacingly.

"Hahahaha, okay, Hall Master Hu deserves to be Hall Master Hu. You ask!

" "Who are you?" Bai

Chen looked into Fei Dan's eyes, his pupils as white as snow on the Dragon's Back Snow Mountain.

"I'm Fedan, the best bard in the neighborhood, and besides, I'm not weird.

"You're not weird, and you're not human, why do you want to follow the rules here?"

Bai Chen asked.

"Because I want to drink it, I will deceive Hall Master Hu once, and Master Hu will not do it.

Feldan walked slowly downstairs, leaving a meaningful smile.

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