Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

Is this really

Paimon? What about my cute and soft little Paimon?

The creature in front of him is like a crumb customer who crawled out of the underworld after the main hall master sent him away, dissatisfied with the service.

The internal organs were mixed together, the eyeballs were about to fall out, and he was staring at himself with resentment.

"The master of this hall doesn't know you, but it looks like you need the services of the Afterlife Hall

!" "Entering the earth is the greatest happiness!" Bai

Chen took out a talisman from his pocket, wanting to send this creature away. But only a note was found.

It reads:

[Getting along with Paimon] [1. Paimon

is your guide, so be sure to have a good relationship with her. She may be hungry...]

[2. Everyone only has one Paimon, if not, please stay away from them and protect your Paimon.] [

3. Paimon is cute, small, and fragrant. If not, then she's not Paimon for you.

[4. If you hear Paimon whispering to someone else, stay away from three meters away. Maintaining privacy is a fundamental morality for everyone.

[5. Paimon doesn't like you whispering to others, and Paimon must hear everything you say. [

6. Paimon hates the Statue of the Seven Heavens, the Statue of the Seven Heavens is the source of evil, a heresy of worshipping evil, and a pus-shedding lowly Ascension Tower!] [7. Paimon

must follow Paimon's guidance!] Bai

Chen rubbed the red rope in his hand and looked at the note with peach blossom eyes.

"What's the matter? It's not smooth at all, the style is average, bad reviews!" As

soon as he finished speaking, Bai Chen shook his head, and the red plum blossom on the brim of his hat shook off one or two petals.

The words were said to the lump of Pai Meng in front of him, but at this time, Bai Chen's head was not idle at all.

From the rules, Bai Chen analyzed several contradictions.

For example, in points 4 and 5, Paimon can't listen to what he says to others, but Paimon must listen to what he says.

It is said that maintaining privacy is the basic morality of human beings... Unless, in the strange eyes, the master of the parish is not human.

And the third point, is this creature in front of you really white and fragrant?

No, this should be a strange trap, if you abandon Paimon, you will most likely be devoured by Paimon.

The sixth point should be fake, the Seven Heavens Statue must be good for itself, and it can be seen that the weird hates the Seven Heavens Statue very much.

At the moment, it seems that you can only follow this creature, right?

It seems that dealing with Paimon is also an important part of the weird world.

Paimon snorted in front of him, and from his dry and hoarse voice, the muffled sound was extremely unpleasant.

"Traveler, let's head to Mondstadt right now, but... I am hungry. "

Paimon, why don't you put on a show of stewed yourself in an iron pot?"

Paimon gritted his teeth, the expression on his face grim.

"I'm going to eat meat, traveler, eat your meat, hehehe. "

Wait!" Bai

Chen's cuffs waved.

"The ingredients on the hall master are not delicious, and the ingredients must also have a yin and yang harmony, don't you know, little Paimon?"

Paimon was stunned, his sharp teeth on the outside, but then he sneered.

"Traveler, are you fooling Paimon?

"Hey, you can eat if you want, and the master of the hall can't control it. "

In a weird world, there's no room for quibble, unless—that person is the lovely Sister Walnut!"

What do you mean?"

Paimon stopped, his suspicious eyes fixed on the hall master. Bai Chen hooked the corners of his mouth and raised the brim of his hat.

"The master of this hall is the hall master of the Hall of the Dead, and to deal with your strange aftermath, there are not 100,000, but 10,000. "

As the old saying goes: Heaven travels in the sky, yin and yang are combined, weird to yin, and the coffin is pure yang."

"My master told me that the people of our Afterlife Hall are all pure yang bodies, and you are weird and can't eat them! If you eat them, Paimon's teeth will fall out! You won't be able to eat anymore."

Paimon scratched his head with his severed limb.

"But I'm hungry, I've been hungry for too long, the adults above will find out..."

Bai Chen's right hand was raised, and his slender knuckles made a gossip fortune-telling gesture - this is Bai Chen's old business, and he will naturally not forget it.

"Paimon, little Paimon, don't worry! The hall master has calculated that there are ordinary ingredients over there, let's go quickly!" With

his memory, Bai Chen pointed in the direction of Mondstadt City, and once he entered the city, everything was easy to say.

Paimon clutches his stomach and leads the way ahead.

"Alright, traveler, follow me. [

Sister Hu Tao successfully fooled the weird and obtained a soul stone.

[Three soul stones can get a helper from the ghost library!]

Bai Chen crossed his waist, hehe, he is worthy of being the master of this hall, it is really powerful.

Paimon, slow down! I haven't learned the Wind Wings yet!!

Dragon Country.

The Strange Bureau Control Center.

In the control room of the huge land, there was discussion and applause from the researchers.

"Phew, this little sister who plays COS is quite powerful! I thought our dragon kingdom was finished. "

She's wearing a Taoist robe! She is worthy of being the chosen one, and she specializes in restraining weirdness

!" "That person looks like Hu Tao, it can't be Sister Hu Tao, woo woo, Sister Hu Tao has to come on!" and

many experts and scholars looked at the screen in the glass room at the top, their brows slightly stretched.

It is clear that Hu Tao's performance just now exceeded expectations.

"Bureau Li, is what Hu Tao said true?"

As one of the three directors of the Dragon Country Strange Bureau, Lao Li is in the Dragon Country Dao Law Realm, saying nothing about it.

"False, the ancestor didn't say it. But this little girl... It's a bit ghostly. The

insignia-clad director coughed.

All the experts and scholars turned their heads and saw Director Liu standing there majestically, his eyes very gloomy.

Director Liu is the director of the bureau with the most real power and a decision-maker, if he looks coldly, there will definitely be no good thing.

"Everyone, it's not time to be happy, we just received strange news..."

"If Hu Tao fails, the Dragon Kingdom is expected to kill ninety-five percent of the people. In

an instant, the temperature in the command room plummeted, and several people were stunned. Anger, despair, and fear are mixed together, making silence the main theme.

Liu Ju swept around.

"Don't be discouraged, weirdness is, in a sense, fair. Every time Hu Tao touches a Seven Heavens Statue, we can deliver three messages and an item to her.

"Also, the actions of the Chosen One in each country will be broadcast live, and the situation in other countries will be cut on the big screen.

Lao Li and the others turned around, only to see on the screen, Kapil of Ah Sanguo was leaning against the edge of the cliff.

And Paimon is tearing at the palm of his right hand...